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Movie Review: Million Dollar Baby

WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS!


Okay, let me say right at the start that a lot of reviews of Million Dollar Baby are giving away spoilers, and while this annoys me as a rule, I do find myself somewhat sympathetic to them this time around. If you are already planning to see this movie, don't read any more about it, just go ahead and see it. My one sentence, non-spoiler review is that it is an incredibly well made-written-acted-directed movie about a story that just didn't do it for me.


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If you've read this far, let me state again, that if you have any intention of seeing this movie, you will be better off without the spoilers, as the movie will lose much of its impact on you if you know too much. I suspect that part of my muted reaction was due to being a little guarded. I had not read specific spoilers, but I had guessed at some of them from some of the semi-spoiler reviews. Below, I will go into specific detail about what happens, thus completely giving away the ending. If you intend to see this movie, stop reading now. Consider yourself warned.


Okay, so that's sufficient warning I think. Essentially, at the end of Act 2, the movie changes direction entirely. Hilary Swank's character gets sucker-punched, falls on a stool and breaks her neck, leaving her a quadriplegic. After suffering with her condition for a while, she asks Clint Eastwood's character to help her die, and though he initially resists, he eventually does help her.

This disappointed me for a number of reasons. First of all, it's such a complete departure from the expected plot that, while I generally enjoy being surprised, the twist really makes the film into a completely different kind of movie. It's no longer a sports movie about fighting for your dream, and instead, it has become a human melodrama where the character decides to give up fighting and commit suicide. Now, euthanasia is a very complicated, emotional issue, and though I'm generally against it, I do find the motivations behind it to be sympathetic.

Now, I didn't want Clint Eastwood's character to help Hilary Swank's character to help her die. However, I believe that his character would do it. The actors, writing etc. create believable, deep, interesting characters that act in ways consistent with their natures. I believe the story, I just didn't much like it.

It's a shame really. The movie is so well made. The acting, the writing, the direction. All top-notch. I really wanted to like this movie. I mean, who genuinely wants to dislike something? Ultimately, the movie failed to really engage me emotionally. I think some of that at least was the result of me feeling guarded, as I mentioned above. I didn't KNOW what was going to happen, but it was one of the possibilities I had considered. Because I was aware of what might happen, I didn't let myself get too emotionally invested, and therefore my reaction was not as genuine as it might have been if I had been really surprised.

That is the reason that I gave the advice I did above. I might have enjoyed the movie more if I had been really surprised. You can never unlearn spoilers, or re-see a movie with a surprise in it. If I had been going in clean, the movie might have captured my heart more effectively. I should point out however, that there are many, many movies that captured my emotion even when I did know, or guess, what was going to happen. Some of the movies that have made me cry the most have been ones where the basics of what happens at the end are known from the very beginning (Moulin Rouge, Titanic, frex.) So, I'm not going to let Million Dollar Baby completely off the hook in that department.

Ultimately, as I said at the beginning, the movie is incredibly well made. The acting is superb. The characters believable. The direction sure-footed and interesting. Everything about the movie is great, except that, frankly, I just didn't like the story very much. Your mileage may vary.

I've updated my Oscar Marathon Spreadsheet. As of this posting, I'm at 66.3%.


Movie Review: Phantom of the Opera



Let me state right up front, I have never seen a stage production of Phantom of the Opera before. Whew, it's good to get that off my chest. I had heard snippets of the music, and knew the broad strokes of the story (opera singer torn between two lovers, one normal but boring and the other mysterious but scarred and crazy), but that was about it. What that means is that I cannot compare the movie to the stage musical, and I am viewing everything through the filter of a Phantom newbie.

And the result? Well, I liked it pretty well.

I suspect that I would enjoy it more on the stage than in the movie theater, however, because it requires a level of suspension of disbelief that I am far more willing to grant to a stage musical than to a movie. It's not even about the musical elements, but rather that the entire story is told in a sort of short-hand, where instead of providing the characters with deep characters and detailed motivations, the storytellers just sort of ask us to take their word for it.

Why does Christine keep going back and forth between Raoul and the Phantom? As best I could tell, it's an example of: "If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with." She seemed to be in love with which ever one was present at the moment.

I spent big parts of the movie wondering how the Phantom managed to build such an elaborate underground lair without anybody knowing about it. I wondered why Christine snuck out in the middle of the night to a snow-covered graveyard wearing little more than a nightgown and a sheer silk cape. I wondered, given the hugeness of the phantom's lair and the ongoing speculation about him, why no one seemed to spend any time actually looking for him. *shrug* None of these are big problems, just things I wondered about, when in a stage production, I probably would have just taken them for granted.

I can report however, that the movie's visual look is very good, with rich, lush, interesting sets and costumes and shots, etc. Very nice film to look at. The music won't be a surprise to anyone familiar with the music. For all the hype I heard about the 'new song', my Phantom-fan friend that I saw the movie with couldn't even tell me which one it was. I like the music more than the lyrics, I think. In many spots the actual words of the song seemed odd to me. The oft-repeated "The PhAAAAAAntom of the Opera is there inside my mind," for example.

Anyway, I had a good enough time for my eight bucks and two hours. I think there are better movies out now, so I wouldn't rush out to this one unless you're already a PotO fan, but if you do catch it, I doubt you'll want your money back.


News of the Weird... and kinda gross.



First up: Monkeys will Pay to Look at Porn, Found at ScienceBlog.

In the new work, researchers Robert Deaner, Amit Khera and Michael Platt, all of Duke University Medical Center, tested this hypothesis by measuring how much fruit juice monkeys would accept or forgo to see photographs of familiar monkeys, permitting the researchers to compare monkeys' valuation of different types of social information. Male monkeys "paid" in juice to view female hindquarters or high-ranking monkeys' faces, but required "overpayment" to view low-ranking monkeys' faces.


Next: Drive-Through Gentleman's Club for Sale on eBay, Found at Dave Barry's Blog
# Approximately 1.1 acres of land with 300 ft. frontage bordering on U.S. Route 22, Salem Township, Westmoreland County, PA USA, which averages approximately 30,000 vehicles per day past the club entrances.
# Thousands of square feet of parking area.
# Single level steel building approximately 2,000 sq.ft. (28x71), licensed by Salem Township, PA to conduct all-nude adult club stage performances, private performances and NUDE DRIVE-THRU performances.
# Public Electric and Water are connected to the premise.
# Heated with propane gas.
This offer is for those who would enjoy a fun hobby or collectors of "one of a kind" originals.
Serious parties should have their attorneys respond via email on their behalf.

And last of all, (for today): Massive Cow Manure Mound Burns for Third Month, found at the Drudge Report and Dave Barry's Blog
Midwest Feeding Co. about 20 miles west of Lincoln, ... takes in as many as 12,000 cows at a time from farmers and ranchers and fattens them for market. Byproducts from the massive operation resulted in a dung pile measuring 100 feet long, 30 feet high and 50 feet wide that began burning about two months ago and continues to smolder despite Herculean attempts to douse it.

...SNIP...

The Nebraska Department of Environmental Quality has informed Dickinson that his smoldering dung pile violates clean-air laws and is working with him to find the best solution to extinguish it, said agency spokesman Rich Webster.

Simply dumping water on the heap is not the answer, Webster said, because of concerns about runoff to any nearby water source.

Dickinson first tried using heavy equipment to spread out the smoldering pile and extinguish the fire.

"But the problem was, it started in another spot," he said. "We've also had the fire department out a couple of times."

And still it burns.
I would comment on the above stories, but I think they speak for themselves.

UPDATE!!! How could I not include this? It's all over the place now.

Man Pees His Way Out of an Avalanche
A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.
What do you know, alcohol saves the day again!


Movie Review: Hotel Rwanda



The thing that really struck me as I watched Hotel Rwanda, a movie about the genocide that occurred there in the mid-90's, is that people need someone to blame for their problems. Everyone has problems, and it's human nature to define some group that is different from you in some way and therefore responsible for all the problems in the world. Whether it is black or white, gay or straight, Shi'i or Sunni, or in the case of Rwanda, Hutu or Tutsi.

Back when all this was happening, I found the whole thing somewhat confusing, (even beyond the violence, which I've never been able to really comprehend anyway,) because I had no idea what the difference was between the two groups. What was it about the Tutsi that made all the Hutu want to kill them? I assumed that there must have been some significant difference, because why else would they be killing each other? In the middle east, it's generally religion / land. The Holocaust was based on Eugenics. Why did the Hutu's and Tutsi's fight? I assumed it was something similar.

I was both right and wrong. Right that they are fighting over political power, wrong in the sense that the whole conflict is little more than an elaborate version of the Hatfields and the McCoys. According to the movie, the distinction between Hutu and Tutsi is pretty much just visual. Tutsi people tend to be taller, have lighter skin and thinner noses. When the Belgian colonists ruled the country, they divided up the groups and gave power to the minority Tutsi, giving them all the good jobs while the majority Hutu were left to starve on the scraps of society. When the Belgians left, they left the Tutsi mostly in charge. At that point, of course, the Hutu seized control, turning the Tutsi into a despised minority. Many Tutsi rebelled, and there was sporadic fighting for years. Then, one day the Hutu president is on his way to sign a peace treaty with the Tutsi rebels and his plane is shot down. He does not survive. Already angry, but suddenly enraged, the Hutu take it upon themselves to cleanse the entire country of the Tutsi "cockroaches." Of course, fighting the actual rebels would be dangerous, so they decide to slaughter hundreds of thousands of civilians, including men, women and children who have never lifted a weapon in their lives.

I'm sure that is all an oversimplification, but my point in explaining it is just to take a moment to express the helplessness that I sometimes feel when I look at world events. As horrendous and deplorable as the ethnic cleansing was, the Hutu had themselves been oppressed for decades, and there had been tribal warfare before that. Yes, genocide should be stopped, but who really started it? The whole thing also makes me think about the war in Iraq, and how we (the USA) decided to liberate people from totalitarian government there, but the people dying in Rwanda and Sudan don't rate as high. Then again, what would we do if we were there? Pretty much the only thing that we could do is try to stop all the violence, but as soon as we leave, it will start again, and besides, look how Somalia turned out. I feel like we should have done something, but I'm not sure what we really could have done without occupying the whole country indefinitely.

Anyway... all that is the setting of Hotel Rwanda, a movie based on a true story about the manager of a four-star Rwandan hotel who saved hundreds of refugees from slaughter. He is a Hutu, but his wife, (and by extension, his children) are Tutsi. Some of his employees are Hutu, some are Tutsi. The situation is already tense, but when things go bad, things happen quickly, and keep getting worse.

Don Cheadle plays Paul Rusesabagina, and Sophie Okonedo plays his wife Tatiana. Both are nominated for acting Oscars. I've loved Don Cheadle for a long time, for his roles in Out of Sight, Boogie Nights, Ocean's 11, Traffic, and on and on. He's better in this than I've ever seen him. I don't remember ever seeing Sophie Okonedo before, but she's wonderful. The movie was also nominated for a Best Original Screenplay, and I can see why. The long intro to this review is proof that the movie was thought-provoking. It was also harrowing, thrilling, funny, terrifying, sad, and wonderful. I think it is important to see movies like this. So often, we watch a war, (or a genocide,) on TV, and we don't have any real understanding of what's going on. Joaquin Phoenix (in a minor role as a photojournalist,) sums it up well. He has shot some footage of the massacres going on, and Don Cheadle's character is horrified, but hopeful. "Surely, the world must intervene now," he says. Joaquin says: "You know what I think? People are going to watch that on TV and say 'Oh, my god. That's horrible.' And then they'll go back to eating their dinners."

I've updated my Oscar Marathon Spreadsheet, and I'm now at 55.4%.


Link Roundup



Just wanted to call everybody's attention to a few things here and there on the web.

First up, Dean's World, has got a couple of good posts up. The first is the latest regarding the HIV/AIDS debate, which I've posted about before here and here.

The issue is incredibly complex, and to be honest, I haven't really been able to devote enough emotional time and energy to the question to arrive at a satisfactory conclusion, even in my own mind. Suffice it to say that, I was once convinced that HIV caused AIDS, now I'm not. I'm not convinced that they are unrelated, however, only that the issue is more complicated than that.

The second post is an essay about the spread of democracy, in Iraq and domestically. It looks at the issue from a perspective not unlike what you mind find in a Western movie. In fact, the repeated theme is referred to as "Cleaning Up Dodge". The essay manages to be simultaneously idealistic and pragmatic, optimistic and pessimistic. It's long, but a fascinating read. I didn't agree with all of it, but it makes a lot of good points.

The last link today is a bit of lighter news. On WUNC, my local NPR station, I heard a story about the growing trend of Fish medicine in Veterinary circles. The story is called "Fixing Nemo" and it includes, among other things, the account of a surgical procedure on a goldfish, giving it a cork prosthetic fin, allowing it to swim normally. It's an audio-only story, but it's charming.


Movie Review: Being Julia



I know I kind of went into this with my Kinsey review, but I just want to say again how much I am already enjoying this effort of mine. By setting a goal like this, I force myself to get up and out of my apartment, to do things that I wouldn't normally do. It requires planning and creative thinking to find some of the smaller pictures, and it encourages me to see movies that I might not otherwise see. Sitting in the theater tonight, I felt more excited and happy and exhilarated about all the marvelous opportunities life has to offer than I have felt in a long time.

Okay. Now that that's out of the way: Being Julia

This film is on the list due to Annette Bening's nomination for Best Actress. Now, I've always liked her. I think of her primarily for her role in American Beauty of course, but also for her parts in Mars Attacks and The American President, among others. (Point of Interest: One of her fellow nominees this year is Hilary Swank, who beat out Ms. Bening for the Oscar in 1999, Hilary Swank in Boys Don't Cry and Annette Bening in American Beauty. That year, Hilary Swank was the underdog, this year, it seems it may be Ms. Bening) The movie itself is a period piece set in the London theater community during the 1930s.

I knew little more about the film than that, and the general impression that the plot was somewhat similar to All About Eve. There is more than a passing resemblance to that classic film, but this movie has a wonderful spirit all its own. I did not have very high expectations really; I was seeing it because it was on the list. But this film really is delightful. Annette Bening plays Julia Lambert, an actress who has always been widely regarded as a star, but who is beginning to wonder how long she has before she is stuck playing "mothers, grandmothers and old maids."

So when a young man (half her age) begins to make his intentions known, she is so flattered that she indulges him in a fling, which becomes an affair. It is wonderful at first, but it doesn't last, and the way all the characters deal with the situation comprises the rest of the story. There's a nifty device where her first director, (Michael Gambon), who is now deceased, appears to her to give advice. Her husband (Jeremy Irons) is loving and appreciative, though their relationship is more intellectual than physical. Her teenage son is young, but smart and insightful. The young man suitor can't quite make up his mind whether he's a gold-digger or not. And Julia Lambert, well, she's been on the stage for so long that it's sometimes hard to tell when she is acting and when she isn't, even to herself.

The movie is very charming, and in my opinion, Annette Bening has solidly earned her nomination, and though I have not seen Hilary Swank in Million Dollar Baby yet, she has my current vote for the gold. The rest of the cast is fabulous as well, and I left the theater with a big smile on my face.

I have updated my movie spreadsheet. I am now at 52.2%.


EXTREEEEEEEME!!!



Those wacky cats over at MIT have created High-Tech Spacesuits for "Extreme Exploring"


Newman said Bio-Suit relies on advances in fabrication and application of open cell foam, smart materials like advanced “muscle wire” technologies, and electrospinlacing. “All of these have seen vast improvements in the last few years,” she said.
...
Lightweight and easy to don and doff, the bio-suit layer would be custom fitted to each astronaut — made possible by a laser scanning/electrospinlacing process. That method stems from work at the U.S. Army Soldier Systems Center in Natick, Mass. where researchers there are tapping into science and technology for 21st century combat uniforms, as well as police officer garb able to thwart chemical or biological agents.
Now, the technology aspect of this is pretty cool, but is it just me, or do these suits look a little goofy? Like a futuristic cyclist or a luge rider.


Think that zipper is down far enough?


It's that time again...



No, not Oscar Time. Well, it IS Oscar time, but soon it will also be Survivor time! Over at CBS.com, they've got a new page up for Survivor 10: Palau. Now, I'm a big Survivor fan, and I'm really looking forward to the new season. If you're not a Survivor fan, I really suggest strongly that you give it a few episodes. Remember when you do, that the real strength of Survivor comes in when you've seen enough to start to get to know the players and they start to form cliques and back-stab each other. It's great fun! Anyway, the new season starts Feb. 17th.


Movie Review: Kinsey



Had to drive up to Chapel Hill to see this one, but it's nice sometimes when you really have to go out of your way to seek something out. Also, I discovered that two of the movies that I wasn't sure how I was going to see will be playing there soon. Bonus!

Anyway, Kinsey is a bio-pic (Another one! There's a lot of them this year) about Doctor Albert Kinsey, the man who pretty much blew the lid off of sexual repression in the 50's. The movie shows both sides of his life, the side that tore away some of the ludicrous misinformation that permeated society about sex, and the side that hurt many of the people around him because his "scientific" approach to sex frequently left out the emotional component.

Liam Neeson and Laura Linney both do wonderful jobs with their roles (Linney was nominated for Best Supporting Actress, which is the reason for the movie's inclusion on my list) and the movie is well written and well made in general, but I can't say that it engaged me emotionally. Interesting and thought-provoking, but that was all really. It was pretty good, but not great.

I have also updated my movie spreadsheet. I am now at 51.1%.


It's Oscar Time!



Okay, everybody, the 2005 Oscar Nominations came out today, so it's time for my 2nd annual marathon to see as many of the nominated films as possible before the awards ceremony.

I've made up a spreadsheet of the movies I have and haven't seen, and you can find that here, and I will be putting it in my Profile Block on the right side of the page. It's an Excel spreadsheet including the nominated film, whether I've seen it or not, my personal pick, and my prediction. Also, I'll be updating it as I see more movies.

Right now, I stand at 50% even. Last year I made 89%, though I did not include all the categories last time. Now it's time to see if I can break my own record. Anyone else want to play?

UPDATE! More on Calculating Percentages:

It's been called to my attention that some may feel that my method of calculating percentages is not the correct one. I feel therefore, that I must explain my reasoning. There are two ways to do it. The first would be to make a list of all films that have received any nominations at all, and to compute the percentage of those films that I have seen. The second way is to make a list of all nominations and compute the percentage of nominations where I have seen the nominated film.

I chose the second way for the following reasons: First and foremost, it's easier to calculate on my spreadsheet and I'm lazy. Second, it weights the movies based on the number of nominations each has received. For example, "The Aviator" with its 11 nominations, is nearly 12% of the total all by itself, whereas "The Story of the Weeping Camel" only received one nomination, making it only 1.1% of the total. This prioritizes the films that have received the most nominations. After all, I would consider "The Aviator" a more important film to see than "The Story of the Weeping Camel", wouldn't you? Wouldn't "Million Dollar Baby" be a more important film to see than "The Village"? Likewise, computing it the other way would make the Foreign Language and Documentary categories comprise over 25% of the total. Additionally, the system affects movies that I haven't seen as much as the ones I have.

All in all, the purpose of the spreadsheet (aside from seeing good movies) is to help me enjoy the Oscars more. When I'm rooting for Sideways as Best Picture, it helps if I have seen all the other nominees. As such, I would want to weigh a movie with multiple nominations heavier than a movie with only one, as it impacts more categories. As a point of interest, if I calculated it the other way, I would be at 36%. The 89% figure from last year was calculated the same way as this year, but the number is artificially high because I did not include all the categories last year. This year, I have only omitted the short films categories.


Heard of the Extended Edition? This is the Very Very Short Edition



Surfing over at spira mirabilis, I found this: Lord of the Rings, Very, Very Short Edition

It's an animated Gif that raises some very good points, and is funny to boot. Warning: Language

UPDATE!!! I've been pointed to two more of these, here and here.


Yeeah, baby!



I knew it all along! Scientists have just discovered that Booze Boosts Brainpower!

They did a study of 12,000 older women and: "They found that the women who had the equivalent of one drink a day had a 23% lower risk of becoming mentally impaired during the two-year period, compared with non-drinkers."

Of course, the study was with women between 70 and 81, but I'm confident that the results can be applied more widely. I know from experience. After all, I always feel smarter after a few drinks.


Wherever you go, there you are...



So I just got back from Colorado tonight(I'd gone for my mother's wedding, much happiness all around ^_^), and now I'm home, only six hours late, but without my luggage.

I tell ya, I travel a lot, but this weekend was a nightmare as far as the travel stuff goes. Every step of the way was a hassle. My flight was delayed on the way out, making me get into Denver after ten, which apparently means that Enterprise Rental Cars was closed, (even though all the other rental companies were running,) so even though I had a reservation, the 24-hour 1-800 number just told me: "Sorry, there's nothing we can do about it tonight..." So of course I had to rent from another company for 30% above my online deal that I had had from Enterprise. Then on the way back out here, my first flight itinerary was cancelled because of the weather in the Northeast, so they rebook me through Atlanta on a flight leaving 2 hours later than my original departure. So I sit in the airport for two extra hours, only to have THAT flight be delayed for another four hours for mechanical problems before they rebook me again through Dallas! That itinerary would have gotten me home at 1AM with another four hours sitting at the Dallas/Ft.Worth Airport, but fortunately I was able to skip two hours of that and get on an earlier flight into Raleigh on standby, getting me home at 11:45, except that, whoops! My luggage didn't make it on to the earlier flight. Nope, it's on the original flight getting here at 1AM. Instead of waiting for it, I'll go back for it tomorrow, but ugh! Now I'm home and... my cable's out. :P

I think I'm going to take the morning off and sleep in a little. Oof... *snore*

UPDATE: Of course, some people have it worse.


A little of this, a little of that...



First up, this guy is a little too committed to the Legend of Zelda. Seriously, dude. Seek help.

Next, anyone remember that scene in The Fifth Element, where they've rescued this disembodied hand, and a fancy futuristic sewing-machine-looking thing recreates Milla Jovovich a tiny layer at a time? Well, tomorrow is today! Check this out:
Made to Measure Skin and Bones A Reality Using Inkjet Printers

"Using conventional methods, you are only able to grow tissues which are a few millimetres thick, which is fine for growing artificial skin, but if you wanted to grow cartilage, for instance, it would be impossible," Professor Derby says.

The key to the advance which Professor Derby and his team have made is the innovative way in which they are able to pre-determine the size and shape of the tissue or bone grown.

Using the printers, they are able create 3-dimensional structures, known as 'tissue scaffolds'. The shape of the scaffold determines the shape of the tissue as it grows. The structures are created by printing very thin layers of a material repeatedly on top of each other until the structure is built. Each layer is just 10 microns thick (1,000 layers equals 1cm in thickness).
Wow, and I thought my printer cartridges were expensive.

This last item is for all you single ladies out there. Today is St. Agnes's Day.
ST AGNES was a Roman virgin and martyr, who suffered in the tenth persecution under the Emperor Diocletian, A.D. 306. She was condemned to be debauched in the public stews before her execution, but her virginity was miraculously preserved by lightning and thunder from heaven. About eight days after her execution, her parents going to lament and pray at her tomb, they saw a vision of angels, among whom was their daughter, and a lamb standing by her as white as snow; on which account it is that in ever graphic representation of her there is a lamb pictured by her side.
Now, I know that rape isn't funny, but debauched in the public stews?

Anyway, the legend is that if you go to bed without your supper, tonight you will dream of your future husband!
"And on sweet St Agnes' night
Please you with the promis'd sight,
Some of husbands, some of lovers,
Which an empty dream discovers."

You heard it here, folks!


Movie Reviews: The Aviator and Finding Neverland



So I've been meaning to put up a pair of detailed reviews but I keep not getting around to it, so I think I'll just go for a pair of quickie reviews, or else I'll never do it at all.

The Aviator

Okay, Martin Scorsese is a freakin' genius. But then, maybe you knew that. I already did, but it's always nice to have one's opinions validated. With The Aviator, he just demonstrates his considerable directorial skill yet again. Early in the movie, he uses an old-fashioned color palette to evoke the original color movies, then gradually evolves it as the story progresses. He uses overlapping dialogue and unusual cuts to create mood, and...

Well, enough of the film-geek stuff, is it a good movie? Yes. Leonardo DiCaprio once again knocks it out of the park, expertly showing both the charisma and the craziness of Howard Hughes, and Cate Blanchett is a wonderful Katherine Hepburn. The story is a good one, full of big dreams and terrible setbacks, tragedy and determination. Good stuff.

Finding Neverland

Another biopic, this one about J.M.Barrie as the creator of Peter Pan. Johnny Depp plays Mr. Barrie, an overgrown kid and a playwright who has been failing to wow lately. His wife loves him, but is frustrated with his childish impracticality. Then one day, he is writing at the park and he discovers a small boy under his bench. Soon he has met the boy's three brothers as well, and their widowed mother. They haven't doing so well since the death of their father, but the fun imaginary games provided by Mr. Barrie soon has them coming back to life, and playing with the children, George, Jack, Michael, and Peter, soon has Mr. Barrie feeling inspired again.

It's very sweet and, I should warn, very sad. It's a wonderful movie with great performances by Kate Winslet and Johnny Depp. Freddie Highmore, the boy who plays Peter, the biggest role of the four boys, is also playing Charlie in the upcoming Willy Wonka movie, yet another reason to look forward to it. So anyway, if you're a fan of sweet tearjerkers, Finding Neverland is an excellent choice, but bring a tissue. Half the theater was sniffling.


Victory is Mine!



Aha! Take that, evil dark demon queen! Take that, alien-possessed giant ogre! I am the champion of all I survey!

Of course, when I am sitting at home alone playing video games, I suppose that is not really saying very much. Still, I have successfully triumphed over both of the obstacles that had faced me yesterday. With a new strategy in hand, I resumed my battle against the end boss of Paper Mario and this time I succeeded, finally completing the adventure. (Although it allows you to keep playing to finish all the side quests, if you want. A nice touch.) On the whole, an excellent game, even though I had to watch the final battle cinematics three times.

Likewise, I employed a little Legolas-style-climbing-up-onto-the-giant-thing action to carve my initials on that giant ogre in Resident Evil 4. The bigger they are, the harder they fall. Just happy it didn't fall on me. At last, I have located the president's kidnapped daughter! Of course, the story there is still far from over.

The one down side to these dramatic victories is that I sacrificed about three hours of sleep to achieve them. *dozes off for a moment, then jerks awake* Huh?! What? Oh, sorry about that. Anyway, as far as short-term goals go, it was worth it.

Entirely unrelated to all of that, here is a music video directed by Edgar Wright, the director of Shaun of the Dead and Spaced, two excellent pieces of entertainment that I've blogged about before. I found it at Aint-it-cool-news, and it is very cool, done in the style of a singing tabloid magazine. Check it out: Bastardo!

No wait, I can link the two after all. I fought the ogre in Resident Evil 4, a video game series that is usually about zombies, which are the subject of Shaun of the Dead, which was directed by Edgar Wright, who directed this video! Nice! Six Degrees of Giant Ogre!


Terminal Laziness



Boy, oh boy, am I lazy. I have felt for several days now that I ought to be posting. I have stuff to post about and everything. Movie reviews. Current events. Random stuff that only interests me...

Just the same, actually mustering the energy to post has been a nearly insurmountable obstacle. I wish there was just some sort of brain-scan device that could, you know, scan my brain and automatically compose my posts for me. That way, I could put up topical, insightful comments on a wide variety of subjects without having to even look up from my video game. It would just report on whatever I was doing or thinking at any given moment...

*seriously considers this*

Dear God! What was I thinking?! Never mind, I think I will continue typing them in manually in order to avoid the extreme embarrassment such a device could bring to me, Johnny Depp and the Statue of Liberty.

Anyway...

I'll start with just a general *me* update. First, of course, is the lazy thing, but I am beginning to crawl out of that now, actually doing my laundry and paying my bills and everything. Things have been extremely slow at work for a couple of weeks now, but there's good news in that I will very likely be getting a new contract with a firm closer to my home than I am now. I have been driving 40 minutes each way out to Clayton every day recently and the new place will be more like ten minutes, so that is good.

I have been playing Resident Evil 4 and Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door on my Gamecube lately, though I'm presently stuck on boss-fights in each. Paper Mario is a fantastic RPG, by the way, but all the little cut-scenes associated with the final battle fight make it take half an hour every time I try again to beat it. I've died three times now and it's getting a little frustrating that I have to sit through 20 minutes of cinematics every time. That minor quibble aside, it's a really great game. A surprisingly deep RPG, all dressed up in bright colors and genuinely funny dialogue. Good stuff.

Resident Evil 4 is also good, though with fewer bright colors and funny dialogue. Very moody, great graphics and seriously intense fighting. I'm trying to work up the energy to give the next boss another shot. I'm currently recuperating after being stomped flat by a 20-foot-tall ogre.

On the writing front, I've gotten started again on writing my alien novel. It's been a long time with it and the engine is stuttering from disrepair, but it's running. At the moment, I'm slogging through a section with a lot of administrative/governmental type details that, if I can make them interesting, should help raise the stakes a little in the story. Now the trick is how to make the cessation of Biothren supply shipments and the scheduling of transport shuttle routes interesting.

Also, it's nearly Oscar time again, so my annual Oscar Movie Marathon is getting underway. (Okay, it's only the second time, but the first one was last year, so it's annual, all right?) Basically, I try to see as many of the Oscar nominated movies as possible before the awards ceremony. It can be pretty tricky with some of the smaller films, but it's fun sometimes to seek out something that's a little harder to find. When the nominations come out, I'll put up my official list, but for now, I'm just trying to catch the likely entries.

So, that's it for the me stuff for now. I've got a pair of movie reviews that I'll be putting up soon, assuming that I don't sink back into the doldrums... It will be very... pretty soon... just after I... take... a nap...

*Singing sleepily* Don't say there's nothing to do in the Dooooooooldrums! It's just... not... true...

*snore*


Link and a Quiz



Just wanted to throw a link up here to Mike Meitin's movie line meme. Last I looked, there were a few still unanswered.

Also, I don't normally put quizzes here, but this one was interesting because it guessed my exact age.





You Are 26 Years Old



26





Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.




Movie Line Trivia



There's a Movie Line Meme going around. I got it from Kevin Kibelstis.
What you do is choose twelve movies you know and select a line from each one. When people guess what movie it is from, you cross it out and give credit to the person who guessed.

UPDATE: ALL QUOTES NOW ANSWERED!

Points are assigned as follows: 1 point for guessing the correct movie, 2 points for guessing the movie as well as the name of the character or actor who says it.

ANSWERED: 1. “Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do.” - HAL9000, in 2001: A Space Odyssey (2 points to Mike Meitin)
ANSWERED: 2. “This is something that happens.” - Stanley Spector, in Magnolia (Answered by Mike Meitin, but no points awarded because it was just a lucky guess)
ANSWERED: 3. “Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill ‘ya.” - Butch, in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1 point to Kevin Kibelstis)
ANSWERED: 4. “You know what this is? It’s the world’s smallest violin, playing just for the waitresses.” - Mister Pink, in Reservoir Dogs (2 points to Mike Meitin)
ANSWERED: 5. “I give this whole thing a sphincter factor of 9.5.” 'Hippy', in The Abyss (1 point to Mike Meitin)
ANSWERED: 6. “You can’t fight in here! This is the war room!” -President Merkin Muffley, in Doctor Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (2 points to Lisa)
ANSWERED: 7. “I’m older and I have more insurance.” - Evelyn Couch, in Fried Green Tomatoes (1 point to Kevin Kibelstis)
ANSWERED: 8. “It's quite modern what I do and it may feel a little strange at first, but I think, if you're open, then you might enjoy it.” - Moulin Rouge (2 points to Lisa)
ANSWERED: 9. “They’re all so beautiful. Why don’t I have three heads?” - Wolfgang Mozart, in Amadeus (2 points to Lisa)
ANSWERED: 10. “She’s my sister. *slap* She’s my daughter. *slap* My sister, my daughter... *slap*” - Evelyn Mulwray, in Chinatown (2 points to Mike Meitin)
ANSWERED: 11. “I am shocked, shocked to find that gambling has been going on in here.” Capt. Louis Renault, in Casablanca (2 points to Mike Meitin)
ANSWERED: 12. “You see this? (Points to chest) Mary Ellen Moffat. She broke my heart.” Matt Hooper, in Jaws (2 points to Mike Meitin)

Point Totals:
Winner: Mike Meitin with 11 points
Runners Up: Lisa, with 6 points, and Kevin Kibelstis with 2 points


Careful! The rats can hear you!



Remember the gossiping prairie dogs? Well apparently Rats might be Multilingual.

Spanish researchers found that rats were able to use rhythm and intonation speech cues to distinguish between spoken Dutch and Japanese. This makes rats only the third type of mammal — along with humans and Tamarin monkeys — who have been shown to possess the ability to recognize different speech patterns.
Thanks to Dave Barry's Blog for alerting me to this ground-breakirng discovery.


Should FDA rules be loosened?



A commentator on NPR this morning thinks so. In the wake of the recent recall of certain arthritis pain relievers (they showed a slight increase in heart attack risk) there are a lot of people who feel that they would be willing to accept that risk in order to reap the benefits of the pain relief. The commentator thinks that the FDA should not have to pull these drugs off the market, but rather that patients and doctors should have the right to make their own informed decision.

On the one hand, he does have a legitimate point. Every possible medication is going to have side effects, and ultimately, the decision to take or to prescribe any given medication is going to be based on an analysis of the net loss or gain, weighing the side effects against the primary benefit. I'll concede that perhaps some of these standards maybe should be given a look from time to time, to continually reevaluate if they are still doing what they should be, but I depart completely with the commentator's larger point, that it should be completely the individual doctor or patient's decision.

The problem is simple: Without the massive clinical trials currently required by the FDA, we would not have the information required for patients and doctors to make these decisions. I'm sure the commentator would suggest that we could relax the FDA rules and still do these studies, but I'm pretty sure that it wouldn't work out that way.

Look at the AIDS debate, for example. A lot of the current AIDS drugs were rushed through FDA approval without all the normal testing requirements due to political pressure. People said, understandably enough, "I don't want to wait five years for the drug to be approved the normal way. I'll be dead by then." While I can sympathize with their desperation, fast-tracking drugs this way confuses the issue. Are the drugs actually effective or not? Are they actually doing more harm than good? Are they doing any good at all? We only have very sketchy data, primarily anecdotal statistics obtained outside of any controlled study.

If the FDA no longer has authority to reject drugs that do not show enough net benefit, then there is no longer any incentive for pharmaceutical companies to perform and document the results of expensive studies. These studies will no longer have to meet any rigorous standards for approval, because they can simply release the drug with a warning label. Further, if there is no ultimate requirement that a given pharmaceutical demonstrate a notable benefit compared to rare or minor side-effects, what incentive will pharmaceutical companies have to continue pushing for a more effective medication? If they are allowed to sell the one that causes increased risk of heart attacks, or the one that might cause breast cancer, how hard are they going to work to find one that doesn't?

Now, I'm not saying new research would dry up, or that the local pharmacy would suddenly turn into a traveling snake-oil tent. I'm just saying that removing the teeth of the FDA is only going to make the already confusing drug marketplace into an incomprehensible bazaar where you are beset on all sides by products that may or may not actually do anything good for you. That's not a more-informed decision. It's less-informed.


Hooray for good casting!



Found a couple of neat casting stories over at Aint-it-cool-news

The first, Kevin Spacey has been tapped to play Lex Luthor in the new Superman movie.

The second, the one and only Alan Rickman has been selected to be the voice of Marvin the android in the Hitchhiker's Guide movie! How perfect is that? An interesting side note, Alan Rickman and Mos Def, who is playing Ford Prefect, have worked with each other before in the made-for-cable movie "Something the Lord Made" about the first heart surgery.

For that matter, Kevin Spacey won an Oscar for The Usual Suspects, directed by Brian Singer, who is also directing the new Superman movie.


Continuing my research

I've been continuing to look into the controversy related to HIV and AIDS. I asked a couple of questions on Dean Esmay's blog. It was suggested by Dr. Bialy, (the author of Oncogenes, Aneuploidy and AIDS: A Scientific life and Times of Peter H. Duesberg) that I look into the references do more research. Totally fair, given that the answers would likely be long and detailed. Anyway, I posted what I have found so far here. The post discusses a couple of points. First, the reported number of health care workers who have gotten AIDS as the result of accidental HIV exposure. The second point relates to the question of whether chimpanzees infected with HIV have ever developed AIDS.

Also, I found a World Health Organization report on the accuracy of HIV tests. In it, they say this on Page 3:

“When a single screening assay is used for testing in a population with a very low prevalence of HIV infection, the probability that a person is infected when a positive test result is obtained (i.e., the positive predictive value) is very low, since the majority of people with positive results are not infected. This problem occurs even when a test with high specificity is used. Accuracy can be improved if a second supplemental test is used to retest all those samples found positive by the first test...SNIP... The most commonly used confirmatory test was the Western blot (WB). However, its use has proven to be very expensive and can, under some conditions, produce a relatively large number of indeterminate results.”
Now, to be fair, they go on to discuss the advances that have been made to improve accuracy, and they test samples and new samples repeatedly before they make a diagnosis. I only point this out to demonstrate that the available tests are far from ideal, and therefore in some situations, they may not be interpreted properly. The odds of false negatives is pretty low, but the odds of false positives could be quite high if the tests are not used correctly. Also, these are the tests being used today, right now. How reliable (on a large statistical basis) are the tests done on people 20 years ago, for the purpose of all that study done back then? *shrug* I dunno. That's why I'm still looking into it.


Prairie-Dog Gossip



Of course, not all scientific dissent must be taken seriously. Take this, for example: Scientist Says That Prairie Dogs May Have Their Own Language

A selection:


‘‘So far, I think we are showing the most sophisticated communication system that anyone has shown in animals,'' Slobodchikoff said.

Slobodchikoff has spent the last two decades studying prairie dogs and their calls, mostly in Arizona, but also in New Mexico and Colorado.

Prairie dog chatter is variously described by observers as a series of yips, high-pitched barks or eeks. And most scientists think prairie dogs simply make sounds that reflect their inner condition. That means all they're saying are things like ‘‘ouch'' or ‘‘hungry'' or ‘‘eek.''

But Slobodchikoff believes prairie dogs are communicating detailed information to one another about what animals are showing up in their colonies, and maybe even gossiping.


Another Question About AIDS



If you didn't see it, I posted yesterday about my discovery that the HIV-causes-AIDS debate is not as clear-cut as I thought it was.

Today, I found this story over at Google News.

People with duplicate copies of an immune system gene are less susceptible to HIV, the cause of AIDS, according to a study appearing in the Jan. 7 edition of Science magazine...SNIP...In tests on different population groups, African-Americans had four copies of the CCL3L1 gene, compared with two and three in European-Americans and Hispanic-Americans. Each additional CCL3L1 copy lowered the risk of acquiring HIV by between 4.5 and 10.5 percent. Moreover, people who had below-average copy numbers of the gene had a 39 to 260 percent higher risk of getting the disease or having AIDS progress rapidly, researchers found.

This, to me, is yet another factor that seems to make the conventional explanations for the African AIDS epidemic a little harder to swallow. African-Americans, (and by extension, I would assume Africans,) are potentially 20% less likely to be infected when exposed, compared to other ethnic groups. Obviously, it's not the only factor involved, but why would the fastest-spreading epidemic be found in the population that is least susceptible to infection?

Once again, let me make it clear that I am not asserting one position or the other. I am still researching the issue, but all I'm trying to say here is that apparently there are still unanswered questions, but the people asking them are getting shouted down because the implications of HIV not actually being the cause of AIDS are so vast . Literally billions of dollars and millions of lives are at stake. Surely we can afford to at least investigate some of these alternative hypotheses?

UPDATE!
I noticed that a lot of other reports of this same story are not mentioning the racial aspect at all, but then this report said this:
...it was not the absolute number of extra copies of the gene that mattered, Ahuja's team found. Instead, it was whether a person had more copies than average for his or her ethnic group.
This could explain the question I asked above, but I would have to read the actual report to be sure.


HIV and AIDS: An Unexpected Controversy


Well, I was doing a bit of research on global warming and scientific dissent in general, and I happened across this post on this blog. The author, Dean Esmay, has been putting up a series of posts about a scientist by the name of Dr. Peter Duesberg who, among others, is suggesting that HIV is not actually the cause of AIDS.

You heard me.

Now my first thought here was, uh... what? I thought this was a done deal, an answered question. It had not even entered my mind to doubt the connection. So of course, my first reaction was to doubt the doubter. After all, there are all sorts of skeptics out there who doubt all sorts of things or believe other things, all contrary to the available scientific evidence. I felt confident that this guy was one of those people, who take tiny statistical anomalies or minor unanswered questions and blow them all out of proportion to draw an illegitimate conclusion.

So color me surprised when I discover that Doctor Duesburg is the guy who first identified the existence of retroviruses! He's no lone nutjob with a doctorate in paranormal studies from Front Range Community College. He has a PhD in Chemistry from the University of Frankfurt in Germany and is a professor of Molecular and Cell Biology at U of C Berkely. One of his most vocal supporters, Dr. Kary Mullis won the Nobel Prize for Chemistry for the invention of PCR or Polymerase Chain Reaction, the technique at the base of one of the most common HIV tests.

More on this here
, (it's a long post, but it has lots of links in it)

Anyhow, what they are asserting is basically this. Back in the 80s, when the AIDS panic was in full swing, people were desperate (and rightfully so) to find the cause. Two different researchers discovered a virus (which came to be known as HIV) and said that it might be the cause of AIDS. This story, along with others, is detailed in the hallmark AIDS book, And the Band Played On, by Randy Shilts. The thing is, neither of them really had hard data to back up their idea, but people were so desperate for a cause that they seized on it and trumpeted it as a triumph of science. Pretty soon, anyone who was skeptical of the connection was shouted down. (Now there is no doubt that some of the skeptics were really more interested in the politics of the issue, but by no means all of them.) Some studies were done to suggest a correlation between HIV and AIDS, but the reviews of the data since then have showed those experiments to be sloppy and not properly double-blinded. (Note that that does not necessarily make them wrong in their conclusions, it only means that the study results are not as reliable as might be ideal.) There have been almost no new studies on the connection between HIV and AIDS since then. The causal relationship is simply accepted as fact.

Did you know that the diagnostic criteria for AIDS is not the same as it used to be? In the 80s, people, mostly, though not universally homosexuals and drug-users presented with a number of specific symptoms that, collectively, came to be known as AIDS. The studies suggested a very strong correlation that people with AIDS were infected with HIV, healthy people in identified risk groups sometimes had HIV, sometimes did not, and healthy people not in risk groups almost never had it. All that suggests that the two are connected at least. Though these are the tests that were not properly double-blinded, and even many who still strongly defend HIV as the cause of AIDS will concede that these studies were flawed. I did not know any of that.

Did you know the HIV virus has never been isolated in culture? Did you know that the package inserts for pretty much every test used to diagnose HIV have statements like: “

Indicates possible infection by virus. Viremia may be present. Positive results are not diagnostic of AIDS. Biologic false positives still possible in some select cases…Follow up testing may be advised if clinical findings are discordant with test results."
(emphasis mine)This is for the so-called "Western Blot" test, I got the quote from the site of a woman named Kim Bannon has filed a lawsuit alleging that currently available HIV tests are unreliable. I didn't know any of this.

Did you know that modern diagnostic standards for AIDS are very different from those original symptoms presented in the 80s? Basically, there is a whole laundry list of symptoms and conditions that, in the presence of HIV are considered AIDS, but in the absence of HIV are not considered AIDS. These conditions include things like cervical cancer, tuberculosis, and herpes. Basically, if you get tuberculosis, and you are HIV positive, then you have AIDS and the HIV gave it to you. If you are not HIV positive, then you do not have AIDS, you have tuberculosis. Bit of circular reasoning there. (Which again, does not mean it is wrong, only that it requires outside confirmation, which heretofore has only sketchy data from 20 years ago to support it. And even that data refers to a specific set of symptoms that did not include the laundry list used today.) And how to explain the hundreds (if not thousands) of people who have been living HIV positive with no symptoms for going on 23 years, despite never taking any AIDS drugs? Nobody seems to be studying them.

Did you know that with African cases, a HIV test is not even required to test for AIDS? And that the other symptoms required for diagnosis are identical to the symptoms of malaria and malnutrition? Did you know that at the same time as this supposed wildfire outbreak of HIV in Africa, (which again, is not actually being tested for, only estimated,) cases of syphilis and gonorrhea are going down? It could very well be that many of these cases are not actually HIV/AIDS at all, but actually malaria or malnutrition. Few are particularly inclined to dispute that diagnosis, because AIDS brings in far more aid money than does malaria.

I'm sorry for not including direct links or references for all this data, but there's just so much of it. I'll include a longer list of links where I got all this from at the end. I'm really not trying to assert anything just at the moment except that apparently the question is not as satisfactorily resolved as I thought it was. HIV might cause AIDS after all. It just seems that the scientific evidence used to support that conclusion isn't as solid as everyone seems to think it is.

Why is this so important? Well, for starters, all the billions of dollars currently being used on AIDS research might be barking up the wrong tree. Second, HIV might not always lead to AIDS. Maybe it requires some other factor in order to develop into full-blown AIDS. Maybe HIV is actually only another symptom, and not the cause at all. But think of the implications? A lot of AIDS medications have some really nasty side-effects. Some of them are incredibly toxic and may actually doing more harm than good. If HIV is not the cause of AIDS, then these drugs may be doing all the harm without any good at all? Did you know that there are parents who have their HIV positive children taken away from them if they dare to say they don't want their kids to take AZT, a chemotherapy drug that was banned from use on terminal cancer patients because it is too toxic?

Most AIDS drugs are fast-tracked through FDA approval, bypassing many of the studies required to prove efficacy in other drugs. Political pressure forces their hand. "What do you mean it will take five years to approve it? I might be dead by then!" Now I can certainly understand that people are desperate for a cure, but we have to be really careful not to give them snake-oil that may actually make them more sick. The implications of this are HUGE!!!

Let me again state that I'm not trying to make the case that HIV does not cause AIDS. For all I know, it does. It's just that, apparently, there are some legitimate questions that have not been satisfactorily explained, and that anybody who asks them or wants to study them gets ridiculed or even blackballed. Check out some of these links and research it for yourself. I know I will continue to do so.

-The first post I found - This link is to Dean Esmay's blog. There are a number of other posts on the subject, with some really amazing discussions in the comments, and tons of links and scientific detail.

-Oncogenes, Aneuploidy, and AIDS: A Scientific Life and Times of Peter H. Duesberg - A book about Dr Duesberg and his theories, including the history of his consistent suppression by the mainstream scientific community. I haven't read this book, but I'm planning to. By the way, the author of this book, Harvey Bialy, is himself a doctor of molecular biology and the founding scientific editor of Nature Biotechnology, and he also participates in the conversations taking place on Dean Esmay's blog.

-What if everything you thought you knew about AIDS was wrong? another book about this controversy

-Inventing the AIDS Virus A book by Duesberg himself.

-The Durban Declaration A document drafted by a number of scientists asserting that HIV is the cause of AIDS.

- The Durban Declaration is not Accepted by All - A response to the declaration by skeptics

- Virus Myth - A website devoted to discussion of the so-called "myth" of HIV causing AIDS.

- Peter Duesberg's Site

- Encyclopedia entry on the Duesberg Hypothesis - A helpful summary with more links.

- National Institute of Health on HIV and AIDS - Also has lots of links, supporting the HIV as the cause of AIDS hypothesis

As I said, I do not have the answer here. I have only just recently been alerted to the existence of the question. I am, however, going to continue researching.


Brain Teaser

This is a fun one:
Imagine you are on "Lets Make a Deal". You are faced with Doors numbered 1, 2, and 3. Behind one of them is a car. Behind the others, a booby prize. There is no apparent differences between any of the doors. Your guess is a pure 1 in 3 shot.

Ah, but once you've made your choice, good ol' Monty Hall decides to switch things up a little. He opens one of the remaining doors, revealing a booby prize. Now you have another choice. Do you want to stick with your original choice or do you want to switch your choice to the one remaining door? There is no sure thing, but is there a statistical advantage to switch your original choice, or does it make no difference?




Goodbye, My Good Old Boy


I just got a phone call that informed me that my dad has taken our old dog Ben to be put to sleep...

It's not really unexpected. He was nearly 14, and he had been having a lot of health problems in the last year or so, and in particular, the arthritis in his hips had gotten pretty bad in the last few months. I got a chance to go home and see him along with my Dad over Christmas and I pretty much knew that it would be the last time I would ever see him.

I remember when we first got him. It was near the end of my seventh grade year. I had actually gone from our home in Colorado to the Air Force Academy for a speech tournament. It was the first of many such tournaments that I would compete in throughout my high school years and into college. I didn't do very well at that one, however. In fact I did considerably worse than I had been expecting. Still, I couldn't get too depressed, because my parents were going to get our new puppy from the breeders and they were bringing him by for me to see before they took him home.

He was a Bouvier des Flandres. Belgian cattle-herding dogs, and they are sometimes used as police dogs in Europe. When we were researching the breed, we came across an anecdote where they were training police dogs. The man who wears the rubber padding to play the 'criminal' had never trained a Bouvier before. He was used to running out, then turning to watch the dog come the last few feet or so to attack. When he was training the Bouvier, he ran out, turned, and the dog was already in mid-air leaping at him.

That's not to say that they are mean dogs. Far from it. They are very good with people and children. They had to be, because my mom ran a day care out of our home, so any dog that was not good with kids was out of the question.

Anyway, I met my parents in the parking structure and met him for the first time. He was still little, only eight weeks old. Bouviers have cropped ears, and he still had these little plaster pieces on them, connected by a piece of wire that held them in the right shape while they healed. They were so silly looking that we toyed with the idea of calling him "Radar". We decided however, to comply with the Breeder's request that we name him according to their rules, (this allows them to keep track of litters more effectively. The rules were that the name should have something to do with Science Fiction and start with the letter "K". The first choice that came to mind was Kirk, but that was taken. In retrospect, I'm glad it was, because that name would not have suited him. Instead, we chose "Kenobi" as in Obi Wan. As in "Ben".

As a puppy, and like all puppies, Ben had two speeds: manic and coma. From the very start, he was a jumper. Whenever we went out onto the back porch, instead of merely stepping down out of the house, he would leap into the air like he was trying to jump the grand canyon. He also loved to pounce. Place your hand flat on the floor and he would stalk up to it, then leap high into the air to come straight down on it. When he got bigger, he was able to jump high enough to look over the top of our eight foot fence. As he got older, his herding instincts kicked in and it was a riot to see him literally herding my mom's day-care kids around the back yard. To them, they were just running around and playing, but to the outside observer, he was clearly herding them, first in one direction, then the other. As he aged though, he became considerably more mellow and easy-going. He'd put up with just about anything with nary a complaint, and he'd just follow you around, then look up with his head cocked as if to say: "That was fun. Now what?"

And boy, did he like to run. Just like in the story about the police dog training, he was fast. One of his favorite games was "Catch Me" wherein he would dash out the front door given the slightest opportunity and sprint across the street to the park, where he would run around at top speed for ten minutes or so until we either caught him or enticed him into the car. This was more fun for him than for us, but he was a beautiful sight when he was running. Once, my brother and I tied his leash to the front fork of my bicycle and we went out to a local nature trail that had a long straight stretch of even ground. He could pull me on my bike faster than I could have ever peddled on my own. We stopped doing that though, because of how obviously dangerous it was, to both me and Ben, but the few times we did it, it was like flying.

Some years later, we got our second dog, "Mountain mystique" aka Misty, also a Bouvier, and they were as different as night and day. Where he was mellow and easy-going, she was high-strung and eager to please. The two of them complemented each other perfectly. Many times, when I would be getting home late, I would be creeping to my bedroom in the dark and all of a sudden Misty would bark as though the world were coming to an end. This lasted until she got close enough to sniff me and verify my identity. Seconds later, Ben would lumber over to see what all the fuss was about. If you imagine them as a security system, Misty was the car alarm set to too high a sensitivity level, and Ben was the security guard, awakened by the alarm who comes over to roll his eyes and say: "You woke me up for that?"

Misty, by the virtue of being so eager to please, tended to be more popular. She certainly courted more attention, but Ben was always my favorite. I knew exactly which spots on his back would make him twitch his right hind leg, and which spots for his left hind leg. We called him "fastest tongue in the West" because of his tendency to slurp suddenly like a striking rattlesnake.

When I graduated and went off to College, I still saw him fairly frequently, and all the time over the Summers. But then I moved out of state, and for the last four and a half years, I've seen him only three or four times a year. For the last year, his age was really starting to show. The arthritis in his hips. His vision, his hearing. He developed a condition which is essentially the canine equivalent of Alzheimers, where he would wander, as though he were looking for something, but he would end up just walking in circles until you encouraged him to lie down. A few weeks before I went out for Christmas, my dad told me that this day would be coming soon and I assured him that if the time came, he shouldn't wait until I came out, just so that I could see him again, but I'm glad that didn't happen, and that I was able to say goodbye.

My dad says that last night was really bad, so he finally made the decision. He was relatively alert during the day today, and with a little help, he climbed into the car as good-natured as ever. The vet kept giving him treats at the end, to calm him down. He's at peace now... Good bye, Ben. You were a great friend.


Ben "Kenobi" Ellis
1991 - 2005


Book Review: State of Fear, by Michael Crichton


Book Review: The State of Fear by Michael Crichton

I was in eighth grade when I first read Jurassic Park, probably Crichton’s best-known novel. This was just before the book became such a huge sensation, (or at least, I had never heard of it before a friend lent it to me. Weeks later, everyone seemed to be talking about it.) I really liked it, and quickly moved on to read almost everything else Mr. Crichton had written at that time. I have read most of his novels since then as well.

For me, Crichton’s writing has always been about the ideas, not about the characters, or even really the plots for that matter. When I read his last novel, Prey, I was fascinated by the concept of rouge nanobot clouds and by the unexpected interactions they had with other living systems. I can name a dozen interesting scenes and events from that book, but I couldn’t tell you the name of even one of the characters.

In general, I tend to prefer character-based stories, but for the most part, Crichton’s concepts and ideas have been sufficiently interesting to hold my attention through cardboard heroes and one-note eccentrics. Hmm, even as I write that, I wonder if that is too harsh an assessment of his characters. Harsh perhaps, but not inaccurate, his characters aren’t awful, they just primarily exist in order to facilitate the plot, which is the real point. As such, we don’t get much of a sense of their lives outside the main story. Characters tend to be all bad or all good with one eccentric idiosyncrasy each.

State of Fear continues this pattern on both counts. The characters and main plot are nothing special. The ideas are pretty darn interesting, whether you agree with them or not. And believe me, this one will divide people.
You see, the basic premise is that global warming isn't real, or at least, it is not known to be real. Instead, entrenched environmental groups, desperate to increase fund-raising, have essentially invented the "crisis" of global warming from sketchy data, in order to scare people into giving money. He describes how they shifted the emphasis from "global warming'" to "abrupt climate change" because global warming was hard to sell during ice storms and blizzards.

Crichton provides dozens of footnotes and graphs from actual scientific references in an attempt to back all this up. This is the part of the book that really kept me interested. Now, I'm definitely not following him quite as far as he wants me to go. The book's main plot follows the attempt to stop a (fictional) environmental activist group from artificially causing natural disasters that can be then blamed on global warming. Since the entire premise is that they are faking it in order to increase fundraising, the millions they are apparently spending on this effort seems a bit counter-productive when there are so many genuine natural disasters around. Likewise, I don't think that the high ups in the big environmental groups are really just pretending to believe in global warming when they really know better.

That said, Crichton makes some very interesting points. In the many footnotes (and a HUGE bibliography) he points out a fair amount of scientific data that seems to contradict many of the claims made about global warming. He discusses the urban heat island effect and how temperature data may not be sufficiently correcting for it. He discusses the difficulty in providing reliable sea level data. But his best point is about the incredible complexity involved in managing even small, localized ecosystems.

He elaborates his feelings in the author's notes. It is not that he knows global warming is not real, he says. It is just that the environmental activists do not know that it is. In some ways, the way scientific data is interpreted is very similar to the recent debacle involving "bad intelligence" regarding the Iraq war. There is so much data out there that there is no way for any one person to make sense of all of it. There is no option but to select some and ignore others, hopefully selecting the best and ignoring the worst.

But how do we know which is which? If someone believes global warming is happening, they are more inclined to believe the data that suggests that. If someone believes it is not happening, they are more likely to believe the other data. As a result, both groups feel that they have the science on their side, and the conversation gets shrill and angry very quickly.

What do I think? Well I come down relatively close to what Crichton says in his author's notes, as opposed to where his fictional proxy in the novel says. It seems to me that there is an awful lot of data that can be interpreted in any number of different ways. In addition, computer models have not so far been able to predict much of anything over the long term, so using those to make a point essentially amounts to guesswork. Informed guesswork, perhaps, but still not proof. Is global warming happening? Might be. Will that be a bad thing or a good thing? Um, well, probably it will be good for some people and bad for other people. Is that true of everything that ever happens anywhere? Yes.

One of the points Crichton makes rather effectively is that the myth of “the balance of nature” is really pretty silly, at least in the way it is often used in discussions. It implies some theoretical utopian equilibrium where everything is fine and it is only when man comes in and screws everything up that ecosystems change, and always for the worse.

Now, I'm into Biology. I studied it some in school, and I've always been interested in it, though I am by no means an expert. Still, I know enough to know that nature changes all the time, and more often than not, our attempts to "preserve" a specific ecosystem are like trying to hold water in a sieve. Consider, for example, forest fires. We want to preserve old growth forests, so we put out forest fires before they get too big. But we forget that a lot of those very trees we are trying to save need forest fires in order to reproduce! In addition, never having fires come through results in thick, choked-off forests instead of more open areas. That's good for some species, and bad for others. History is filled with attempts to preserve a specific balance and screwing it up. Not enough wolves in an area, lets bring in more. But now they're eating too many of the elk? Now we temporarily legalize wolf bounties so the elk can recover, but the population boom of elk means that they eat all the bark off of a certain kind of tree, making it useless for beaver dams. It goes on and on.

Let me perfectly clear here. I'm not an anti-environmentalist. I believe in pollution controls and wilderness areas and attempts, imperfect as they may be, at managing wildlife in order to prevent extinctions. All of this is very important, and I would never want to suggest otherwise. Yet sometimes, environmental regulations can get really silly, and ludicrously expensive. When someone owns a huge piece of land, but they are told they can't build anything on it ever because an endangered butterfly might live there, that's getting ridiculous.

Likewise, some pollution controls can go way beyond any pretense of being cost-effective. Because I don't have specific numbers right in front of me, let me just use a hypothetical here. Say a new regulation is passed that will cut down on madeupium emissions from industry. It is expected to save 20 lives a year, at a cost of $40 million dollars a year. That breaks down to $2 million per person, and this is where you start hearing things like: "How can we put a price on human life?" and "If we save just one person, it will be worth it." Those things are hard to dispute, because they are emotional arguments, but think of this: How many more lives could that $40 Million save if it were devoted to providing food and safe drinking water to poverty-stricken third-world countries. What if it was devoted to AIDS research? Renewable energy research?

Now, I know it's not a zero-sum game. The money being spent by industry in order to comply with various regulations would not otherwise be going directly to drought relief or fuel-cell research. The point is simply that any action, no matter how noble the intention, is going to have all sorts of ramifications. We make DDT illegal because it is harming wildlife. But removing the best available tool for mosquito control has made the global death rate from Malaria skyrocket. We made CFC's illegal to save the ozone layer, but without them, refrigerants are more expensive, so fewer people around the world can afford them, and more people die from malnutrition and food poisoning. Does that mean we should have left DDT and CFC's legal? Not necessarily. I'm just pointing out that there are side effects to everything we do, and even if the intent of a regulation is a positive thing, we have to consider what we are willing to sacrifice for it, and it's not just money in our pockets. There can be global consequences, such as the ones I've just mentioned.

Basically, I'm just saying that when we consider new environmental regulations, we need to consider all the possible implications and decide if it is really cost-effective, or whether there might be a better way to distribute those particular resources.

To bring this back to global warming... I'm concerned about it. Okay? But I'm not convinced that we should cripple our economy (leaving that much less money to spend in other areas, like medical research or disaster relief) in order to pass the Kyoto protocol when it's A) not proven that global warming is happening at all, B) not clear that, even if it is happening, that the protocol will have the desired impact, and C) not obvious that global warming would even be a necessarily bad thing. To be sure, bad for some people, but good for others.

*sigh* I'm probably sounding like an anti-environmentalist again. This is a frustrating issue for me, because it seems silly to spend trillions of dollars on something that may or may not have any impact at all, when that money could be used to do so much real good in other, proven ways. Well, all I can say at this point is that I'm still keeping my eyes open on the current research and data. Just consider this: when you think to yourself that there is so much more data supporting the theory of global warming than opposing it, consider how you are getting that information. Which sells more papers? Imminent global catastrophes, or reports that we don't really know what's happening and may not ever know until it has already happened? What kind of fundraiser gets more cash? The one with dire warnings about impending doom or the ones where they announce that more research is needed? Just keep that in mind.

Okay, enough rambling and ranting. This always happens to me. I come off as sounding like I think global warming is not happening, just because I am not convinced that it is happening. The truth is, I just don't know, and you know what? I don't think anybody does. The world is just too complex, a fact that I find simultaneously wonderful and terrifying.


Thank you, Richard Gere, for speaking for me...

You should thank him too, because he is speaking for you also. Check it out: he was in a commercial targeted at Palestinians, urging them to vote in their upcoming election.

In a transcript obtained by The Associated Press, he said: "Hi, I'm