Talking About Stuff, with Mike and Christiana

How many could you take?

If you're like me, then you're always on the lookout for topics that you and your friends can debate while drunk.

Here is a pretty good one.

Thanks to PolySciFi for the link.
Baby Cyborgs!

Okay, not really. But the science is in its infancy! *ducks while audience throws things*

I've heard most of the contents of this article from other sources, so there's nothing exactly new here, but this article from Guardian Unlimited is a very well-written, thorough discussion of the current state of brain-machine interfaces.

Meet the Mind Readers

An excerpt:

If all goes according to plan, Donoghue's trial, designed to explore how well a variety of people can control different devices by the power of thought, will be completed in about 18 months. He's not the only one keen to find out just how useful such devices could be. At Duke University in North Carolina, Miguel Nicolelis is in the final stages of getting permission to fit 16 quadriplegic patients - half in the US, half in Brazil - with brain implants for a period of 30 days. Initially the trial will look at whether the patients' brains still produce useful motor signals. "Then, we want to see if these patients can control a robotic arm that can reach and grab objects, and how well their brains get used to it," says Nicolelis.


Okay, I feel bad for using such a teasing headline just for a dry story about brain implant research, so I did a little more digging. Don't ever say I don't care about my readers...

My Little Cyborg: Baby TooCuteous of Borg

Sin City Roundup!


Well, one of the movies I've been eagerly anticipating is opening tomorrow at last: Sin City

So in honor of the premiere, I decided to spread some links around, hoping to get you as excited as I am.

First, here is the official site, where you can watch the trailers and play flash games and all sorts of cool stuff.

Here is an article from Wired about Robert Rodriguez, the director of the film, with some really interesting tidbits about how it all came together.

Here is a review of the movie from Harry Knowles at Aint-It-Cool-News. (Hint: He likes it!)

Here is Roger Ebert's review. (4 Stars!) You know it's an amazing film when it's got a cast like this one's got and he spends most of the review talking about the visuals!)

And just for fun, here's some pics of some upcoming action figures from the film! Marv, Yellow Bastard, Gail, and Manute.

Thanks to Z.O.N.E. for the pics.
Another Take on Closer

I put up my review of the movie Closer a while back, but now that it's available on DVD, Mike Meitín has got his own review up. He's got a really insightful piece on it, and in fact, I think he nailed a few of the characters even better than I did. Check it out.
I didn't even know I had a dark side...

I just watched one of the greatest things I have ever seen.

(well, recently anyway.)

I wasn't responsible for it, but I recently participated in a massive screw-up at work that could very well significantly delay three entire shipments of a product that hundreds of people have worked for months on, so I've been a little stressed out the last couple of days.

This has nothing to do with that, but it made me happy.



It's an M&M's Star Wars movie trailer, and it has to be one of the best marketing tie-ins EVER. It simultaneously makes me more excited about both a movie AND a product! Plus, it's AWESOME!

Plus, it promises something for tomorrow also, I'm not sure what it is. May just be the release date for the product, but I'll be checking back to find out!

Thanks to Jody over at PolySciFi

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Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring... Bananaphone!

I spotted this over at Dave Barry's blog a while back and it won't leave me alone:

Bananaphone (with Badgers)

Apparently, the song is actually a Raffi song, with animation "borrowed" from the Badger-Badger cartoon. (See also their Kenya cartoon)

And this is what happens to you after you listen to it. Let me put it this way, the word "Ring" is an ironic choice. (warning: contains bad language)

(second warning: I accept no responsibility for any nightmares you may give yourself by watching some of the other cartoons on either of those two sites. Seriously. You may think I'm kidding, but I'm not. I really considered not even linking to them. They are NOT for the easily offended or disturbed.)

(This one and this one are pretty funny though.)

Just goes to show you...

If you ever needed an object lesson about how harmful stereotypes can be, just check this out: Stinky the Robot, Four Kids, and A Brief Whiff of Success

It's the story of how four illegal immigrant high school students built a submersible robot, entered it in a NASA-sponsored competition against robots from prestigious universities, including MIT... and won.

Not only did they win the grand prize, but they also won for best design and best technical writing.

Apparently, Wired has a really detailed article about this too, going into how they created the robot. It's a very colorful story, it sounds like a Hollywood movie. At one point, one of the kids is considering whether or not it is appropriate to pray to the Virgin Mary about tampons, and the story also contains the quote: "Lorenzo, if what I think is about to happen does happen, I do not, under any circumstances, want to hear you say the word 'Hooters' onstage."

Unfortunately, even despite this amazing success, these kids are stuck.

Vazquez and Aranda graduated from Hayden last spring, but they're not in college now, Davis writes, because they're illegal immigrants and thus ineligible for student loans or cheap in-state tuition. Vazquez is hanging drywall and Aranda is filing papers at a Social Security office. Santillan and Arcega are still at Hayden, Davis says, but their prospects for college also look dubious.

Now, the problem of illegal immigration is a complex one, but it seems like a tragedy when kids that are this talented are stuck hanging drywall and filing just because they can't afford college.
And on that note, apparently, a scholarship fund is being set up. For more info, or to make a donation (by check), write to this address:

Phoenix Union Partnership - La Vida Robot Scholarship
Phoenix Union High School District - Attn: Jodie Baker
4502 N. Central, Room 5
Phoenix, AZ 85012

Grammatically Incomprehensible Headline of the Day

Acupuncture found to lower elevations in blood pressure up to half
Reconnecting...
I know I haven't previously spoken very much here about my spiritual side, and while I have no plans to make this blog about religion per se, I did want to write a bit about an experience I had this morning.

To some extent, the reason I haven't written much about my faith is because during the last few months where I've been writing to this blog more consistently, I've been drifting a little bit, spiritually speaking. I decided to take the opportunity this Easter, however, to try and reconnect a little.

At my Easter Sunday service, I really tried to engage emotionally in a way I haven't been recently, but I still didn't feel much, at least not in the ways I have before. Yet, a thought occurred to me during one of the worship songs. The purpose of the songs is not to make me feel good. The purpose is to give praise and worship to God. So I tried to realign my focus off of myself and on to God. I still didn't feel much, but I also thought about how we all occasionally pass through spiritually dry periods, where we may not feel God's presence, but we are called upon to continue obeying anyway. I kept that in mind.

Then, this morning, as I left my apartment to go to work, things looked especially beautiful. It had rained the night before, so everything was still wet and shimmering, but the sun had begun to peek through the large puffy clouds, filling the air with an almost magical light that made everything seem to leap out at me with color and detail. The tree in the parking lot outside my apartment had been blossoming for Spring, and the rainstorm had spread many of the tiny white petals everywhere. It was beautiful, and I really felt the presence of God in the way that I had missed the day before. Then, I approached my car, which, as is often the case, had been parked near the aforementioned tree. It was literally covered with thousands of the tiny delicate white flower petals, just like a beautiful spontaneous confetti. I laughed out loud with delight.

I considered going back for my camera, but in my experience, the beauty contained in this mini-epiphanies can be so fleeting as to disappear completely in seconds, and even if it had remained, I doubt the camera could have really captured it anyway. So I just took a moment to enjoy it, then got in my car and drove off to work, feeling happy and refreshed.
At least they didn't raise the stamp prices again...

Nothing like the US Postal Service to really get the word out on your latest movie release...

Check out this post from Mike Meitin as he explains.
Star Wars: Clone Wars Cartoon

If you're not already aware of the Star Wars: Clone Wars "Micro-series" airing on Cartoon Network, you should really check it out. Last year, they had the first "Season" which featured 20 3-minute mini-episodes, done by "Powerpuff Girls" and "Samurai Jack" creator Genndy Tartakovsky.

You can see those episodes on DVD.

Now, Volume 2, featuring 5 12-minute episodes has been airing this week. You can catch up on them right here, or Cartoon Network will be rebroadcasting all five episodes in a row at 8PM tonight! (You don't need to have seen Volume 1 to follow Volume 2)

Make an effort to check them out on TV, because they are really pretty excellent. They take place Between Episode II and III, and tell the story of, you guessed it, the Clone Wars. They feature just about everything a Star Wars fan could want.
NBC's The Office Remake: The Verdict

"As for personal heroes, I'd have to say Bob Hope, Abraham Lincoln..., Bono... and probably God, would be the fourth one, because all those people have just done so much... for the world." — Steve Carrell as Michael Scott in "The Office"

Well, after seeing the pilot, I think that The Office remake is pretty good. I laughed out loud a number of times, and I think that there is a lot of potential.

The pilot used an only-slightly modified version of the original series script, and I think it held up and adapted pretty well. I'm looking forward to seeing how they handle writing their own scripts from scratch, but I'm pretty pleased with the cast so far too.

It's important to note for people who aren't familiar with the original series that the style of humor in this show is very much an "uncomfortable" vibe. The kind of humor generated when someone tells a joke and everyone laughs, then someone else, desperate to get in on the fun, tells a horribly offensive joke, only belatedly realizing how inappropriate it is, and everyone just stares at them, horrified. Hmm, that actually doesn't sound that funny, described that way, but it works better in context.

It remains to be seen how well it will appeal to the mainstream of television viewers, and that, of course, will be the determining factor as to how long it stays around, but so far as anyone cares what I think, I recommend checking it out.
Weight Loss Plan: Day 43 Update
Goal: Lose 20 lbs in 170 days
Day 43:
Day 1 Weight: 247.5
Last Update (Day 38): 246.5
Current Weight: 241
Day 30 Target Weight: 242.56
My Weight Loss Tracking Spreadsheet

Okay, as predicted, the weight spike seen last week after the weekend of pizza and junk food has been reversed. I suspected that the weight would come off quickly, since it was linked almost 100% to food eaten over the space of a couple of days. It did, and I'm now completely back on track. Plugging along!

Likewise, the upcoming softball schedule will probably help too, as I have one practice this week, and the following week will start the games, two games a week for about 3 months. Anyway, the plan is proceeding according to... well, plan.
Softball Scrimmage
Well, as mentioned a couple weeks ago, I signed up to be on one of my church's co-ed softball teams. We've had our only two practices so far both canceled due to weather, but today we had a scrimmage game with the other church team. On the whole, it went pretty well. Considering I haven't really played baseball or softball since middle school, I'm fairly pleased with my performance.

I could still use some work on increasing my throwing distance, but I think I did pretty well with both my catching and hitting. I didn't strike out once during the scrimmage, and got on base about half the time. My intent was always to make up for lack of experience with "hustle," and on that level I'm also pretty happy. Still, task 1 is to get myself some cleats, because I discovered pretty quickly that even slightly wet grass is VERY slippery when you're trying to run on it in normal tennis shoes. Anyway, we held our own as a team, though it's not altogether clear who won, because we weren't really keeping a careful score tally anyway.

Once the actual season starts, I may post the scores and such, though I'm certainly aware that few people will care in the slightest. Still, what else are blogs good for if not for making personal molehills into mountains?
A big thank you to people with too much time on their hands...

Because they do things like this:

Man recreates stills from "Dr. Strangelove" using office supplies.
"Woo-hoo! In your face, Bowser! Hoo-ah!" -- UPDATED

I just placed first in the Super Mario Kart: Double-Dash 150cc All-Cup Tour Championship! Woo!

And I did it drunk off my ass on cheap-ass box wine! Yeeahh!

So drunk, in fact, that I couldn't even find my digital camera USB cord to upload my screenshots. Maybe tomorrow.

But it moved me so much that I was compelled to spontaneously utter the quote in the title of this post, not once, but twice! Now, the brave terrain of Mirror mode is the only thing that stands between me and the title of grand champion of Mario Kart! I am the CHAMPION!

Or, another way to look at it, is that I'm the sort of person who spends thursday nights drunk and playing video games.

Make of that what you will.

UPDATE! Check out these pics!

This is the score of one of the intermediate races where the finish was so close that I literally got exactly the same time as the next racer!


And here's the final tally!


And here's my trophy!


And I've actually completed even the dreaded Mirror Mode Now, though I don't have pictures of that.
Science + Beer = Good
On Mythbusters last night, they did an experiment to see what method is best for cooling a six-pack of beer as quickly as possible.

Absolute Fastest: Put the beer in a bucket and empty a fire extinguisher over it. Cooled the beer from room temperature to the "ideal" temperature of 38°F in about 30 seconds.

Fastest Practical Method: Place beer in a cooler filed with ice and salt water. The salt water lowers the freezing temperature of the water, allowing the lower temperature of the ice to cool the water without melting as quickly, and the water added to the ice increases the heat transfer coefficient. The iced salt water cooled a six pack from room temperature (~63°F) to 37°F in less than five minutes!

So there you have it. Please use your science responsibly.
Premeire of NBC's "The Office" remake tonight

I've written about NBC's The Office remake before, but tonight is the night. According to Herc over at Aint-it-Cool-News, it's NBC's best sitcom. Is it that good? I don't know, Scrubs is pretty damn good, but I'll be watching to find out.

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Numa Numa Yay Parody Video

Sent in by Chad of the lowerwestboyz...

Yes, it's another Numa Numa video. This one is a parody of the original O-Zone video for the song. The lip-syncing is decidedly imperfect, and it's set almost entirely in what looks like a set of dorm rooms, but there is one aspect of the original video that this parody really nails.

Namely, the principle that even reasonably attractive guys trying too hard to be sexy become almost alarmingly not.

Check it out right here.

As always, this link has also been added to the Numa-Numa Permalink post that you can jump to at any time from the "Numa Numa Yay Stuff" link on the right sidebar.
YES! I knew it!

They did a scientific study that PROVES that playing computer games at work IMPROVES both productivity and employee morale!

Check it out: Games at Work May Be Good for You

After a long search for a company which would agree to host their experiment, the research team randomly split workers from five departments into groups.

Some were allowed to play simple Windows games like Solitaire and Minesweeper, while other "control" groups were denied the chance.

The results were measured against how they felt about the work they do and their job.

"The groups that played games showed improvement on both of these measures," says Professor Goldstein.

The results suggest that, instead of games being a waste of time at work, they might help personal productivity and make people feel better about their jobs.

So next time your boss gets on your back for playing Solitaire (or Blogging... *ahem*) at work, just show them that! If they don't fire you on the spot, you're golden.

Now, I think it relevant that the test group were only allowed to play the games for 1 hour a day. I think we see a clear trend here, and it seems only logical to me that playing MORE games would be even better. I, for one, volunteer to test this hypothesis. Now if only I can get a government grant.

My friend Mike has already proposed one to flesh out the results of a previous study that shows that Booze Boosts Brainpower! Maybe they could even be combined!

Thanks to Dave Barry, for sharing the truth that shall set us free!
Intellectual Property Vs. Vader's Law
Over at This Blog is Full Of Crap, they've got an interesting post regarding the leaking of BBC's newest incarnation of Dr. Who. The post suggests that holding on to "content" with too tight a grip will only cause "more star systems to slip through your fingers."

It's pretty interesting, though I can't say I'm altogether in favor of abandoning the concept of intellectual property. As a wanna-be writer, I hope one day to earn some money for my work. If I finally manage to get something published, and then find out that someone is distributing it free on the Internet... Well, it's complicated. Because of course, someone who reads it online instead of buying the book is money out of my pocket. Then again, it's good publicity. Hmm...

Anyway, also on this subject, iTunes had a bit of an embarrassment today. This morning, they announce that they've closed a security hole. Then this evening, it's anounced that it's been reopened. Whoops. That's gotta suck.
A little late for that now, don't you think?

Apparently,

Camilla Parker Bowles Doesn't Want to be Queen
DVD Review: The Incredibles

Now this is the way to make a CGI movie!

Funny, exciting, touching, thought-provoking... Boy, do I love this film!

Okay, now, you've either seen it or you haven't. For those of you that haven't, I have a simple recommendation for you.

See it. The only people I can imagine who would actually dislike this movie are the kind of people who just don't like movies. If you don't like it, then your taste in movies is sufficiently different from mine that you might just want to do the opposite of whatever I recommend from here on out.


Movie Review: Robots
Well, it's fluff, but for all that, it's reasonably entertaining fluff.

Shrek, Shrek 2, Ice Age, Shark Tale. Personally, I'm getting a little tired of the modified pop culture references in animation.

Example, an early scene in Robots shows a small child robot buying an ice-grease cone! Get it? Get it? Cause he's a robot! Ha ha ha! It's like an ice-cream cone only he's a robot, so he eats an ice-grease cone instead! Ha ha ha!

The film is filled with little gems like that.

That's not to say however that the movie isn't entertaining. It contains its fair share of laughs. It looks wonderful, and it even has a reasonably interesting message for a children's film.


Weight Loss Plan: Day 38 Update -- A Cautionary Tale
Goal: Lose 20 lbs in 170 days
Day 38:
Day 1 Weight: 247.5
Last Update (Day 30): 242.5
Current Weight: 246.5
Day 30 Target Weight: 243.15
My Weight Loss Plan Spreadsheet

Wow, does that ever suck.

Seriously, if I ever needed an object lesson, here it is. Note on the spreadsheet that the weight gain over the last week occurred almost entirely in the last three days, just the same period in which I ordered pizza, drank sodas and had restaurant french fries.

Coincidence? I think not!

Now, I expect that this weight will come off a little more quickly, but still. I ordered the pizza because I was thinking, well, I haven't gotten pizza in a long time, I can treat myself once in a while. And what's pizza without soft drinks? And then I went out to lunch with some friends after church and they wanted to go to the Remington Grille, which is not known for its healthy food.

I figured, no big deal, right? Wow.

So what I take away from this is that "rewarding myself" can really have dramatic consequences.

So, time to redouble my efforts! I can do this!
Maximum Slayage
How much of a Buffy fan are you? Well, take this quiz and find out!


PolySciFi Links

PolySciFi has got a great link roundup post up, with a lot of great stuff in it. (And I say that not just because it references me. Twice!)

In particular, I liked this parody trailer for Star Wars Episode III: A Lost Hope, and Revalations, a pretty damn impressive trailer for a Fan Flick coming in April.
Book Review: Hammered, By Elizabeth Bear



You can know the name of a bird in all the languages of the world, but when you're finished, you'll know absolutely nothing whatever about the bird... So let's look at the bird and see what it's doing — that's what counts. I learned very early the difference between knowing the name of something and knowing something.

--Richard Feynman, Physisist and Educator


In Hammered, Elizabeth Bear's semi-dystopian science-fiction novel, many characters try to name Jenny Casey: "Maker", "Master Warrant Officer", sister, lover, soldier, cyborg, medic. But what is she doing?

SPOILER NOTE: I didn't really think I was getting into spoiler territory, but I notice that Elizabeth Bear on her blog suggested that I had, so consider yourself warned!

Well, at the beginning, she's hiding from a painful past, using her combat training to patch up injured kids from the local gang. Her cybernetic implants and prosthetics are ancient by the current standards, causing her daily pain and getting worse. To Jenny, the pain and her extensive scars seem only fitting. She keeps her head down, unwilling to ask for help from the people who did this to her in the first place. Or did she really do it to herself?

But late one night, when the local ganglord, an imposing, but charismatic figure who goes by "Razorface", brings in an ODing kid. Par for the course, until she realizes that this is no normal OD. This kid is dying from an overdose of highly classified Canadian military battle drugs. She knows them on sight, as well she should. After all, she took quite a few herself back in the day. But where did this kid get them? And what does it have to do with the cop who recently got assassinated? Can it be a coincidence that Jenny's estranged sociopathic sister has been spotted in the area?

And all that is just the beginning...


Photography Blunders
Just a quick one here. Check out the picture on this story! As Dave Barry said: What were they thinking?
New Recipe: Pasta-Stuffed Bell Peppers!
I made this last night and seriously, it's one of the best things I've ever cooked. Absolutely fantastic. Tasted great and the presentation is gorgeous.

I've added it to my Favorite Recipes file, so check it out and revel in the cheesy-peppery goodness!

And remember, you can always find a link to my Recipes File on the right side of the screen.
Things you don't want to hear from the next cubicle...

"The only ones you are trying to destroy are in cages... No... No, don't tear it up."

Have you got red on you?

Check it out! A new quiz:

The Zombie Scenario Survival Test!

Would you make it through, or would you end up on the end of a zombie's toothpick? (Trick Question: Zombies don't use toothpicks)

Anyway,


Thanks to Mary Madigan, who posted it over at Dean's World.
Reminder: Survivor Palau is on Tonight, not Thursday!

Just thought everyone should know, because this is a fantastic season so far, with some great characters, and some incredible challenges, really aggressive and physical so far. I wouldn't want anybody to miss an episode accidentally.

The preview for tonight's episode states that the rules will change and both tribes will be going to tribal council.

Hard to say what that will mean without watching, but I suspect that it will be more complex than simply sending both tribes to vote someone off. Perhaps, each tribe has to choose someone, and then those two have to challenge one another one-on-one to see who leaves. Or it could be any number of different things.

If you haven't been watching, it's not too late! There's still time to get into the show before the second half kicks in and the show really starts getting good. The best part of the show is always when the cast has been whittled down a little and we can really start to get to know the people there. It's great TV!

So remember, Survivor: Palau on a special night tonight at 8:00 on CBS.
Unsolicited Advice of the Week...

So, Britney Spears has some ideas for poor old Michael Jackson. According to This Is London, the ex-virgin popstar, interviewed in US magazine had a few suggestions for the troubled singer.

She told the magazine, "If he did those things, I feel sorry for him. I feel like he probably feels alone, and he needs some help.

"He needs someone to be like, 'OK, let's buck you up, let's give you a moustache, let's rough you up, let's go to a bar, let's get drunk and be a man.'

"And if he didn't do those things, I feel sorry for him. Either way, he needs to get in a fight."

Thanks, Britney, I'm sure he'll take that in mind.
Spamalot!
Had you heard about this?


A Broadway musical has been produced, "lovingly" ripping off Monty Python and the Holy Grail. (Note, no plagiarism here, the play is written by Eric Idle)

This news is not actually brand new, but I've been informed by a friend, who heard about it for the first time yesterday, that I have been lapse in spreading the news.

"Why didn't you tell me about it?" she says.
"Because it wasn't new to me. I heard about it a year and a half ago."
"So why didn't you tell me about it back then?"
"Because it was a year and a half away!"
"Still."
"It's not even playing here!"
And so on.

Anyway, she reminded me to be excited about it, (Thanks, Lee!) so here's the official site: Monty Python's Spamalot!

Also, here's a CNN article about it:
And Now for a Show Completely Different...

And here's a weblog review of it (contains spoilers):
Review: Spamalot, at the Primary Vivid Weblog

And here, you can listen to a radio interview with Tim Curry, who stars as King Arthur: Tim Curry Tries On King Arthur's Mantle

And here is an interview with Eric Idle: Monty Python's Eric Idle
Darth Vader as you have never seen him before...
What with all the hype regarding the upcoming Star Wars Episode III, I thought I'd get in on the act. I have here a picture showing a side of Lord Vader that we've never seen before.

Now, this picture contains no spoilers, (not for the film, at any rate,) but I've hidden it because I want you all to prepare yourselves first, lest the image's power blow your fragile little minds.


What an Amazing Age We Live in!
That science can tell us this...

Malt-Liquor Favored By Homeless, Unemployed Drinkers

Especially surprising is this selection:

Reuters reported March 14 that researchers from Charles R. Drew University of Medicine and Science in California interviewed 329 drinkers and concluded that malt-liquor drinkers also consumed more alcohol than other drinkers, in part because malt liquor has a higher alcohol content than beer and is sold in larger containers.

Who would've thunk it?
New Numa Numa Yay Video
Interesting that the very day that I decide to repost my Numa-Numa-Links, I discover a new one. This one is a parody of the original O-Zone music video, performed with Lego Men!

I present: LegO-Zone!
(You can save it to your hard drive by right-clicking and selecting Save link as...)

Thanks to: Koreus.com

I've also added this to my Numa-Numa Post, which you can link to at any time from the link below my profile.
Global Malpractice?
I've posted about the AIDS debate before. I discovered it over at Dean's World and was shocked that the HIV causes AIDS theory was still even under discussion.

It made me question a lot of my assumptions, but after all was said and done,I ultimately settled back into the position that HIV is at the very least related to AIDS, if not the sole cause.

However the discussion really did change my position on at least one element, that being the way the world is responding to the "epidemic" of AIDS occurring in Africa.

To put it very simply, the diagnostic criteria and tests being used to identify AIDS patients in Africa are incredibly vague and unreliable. For example, did you know that people in Africa can be diagnosed with AIDS without ever receiving a single HIV test, simply because they are demonstrating the exact same symptoms caused by malaria/dysentary/malnutrition? And there have been accusations that some of the drug testing performed there may have been done unethically. Dean's got a post about it all right here.

It suggests that all the money currently being spent to try to provide all these "AIDS" patients with what are essentially chemotherapy drugs might be far more effectively spent providing these people with clean water supplies.

Read it, and see what you think.

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New Numa Numa Yay Permalink




My old site is still getting all of my Numa-Numa hits, so I'm reposting this on my front page here in the hope that the meta-tags will start linking to this site instead. So yes, there is no new content here and I'm only reposting it in a shameless attempt to build more traffic. That said, onto the Numa-Numa Guy!

This is a collection of all my links in one post and there is a permanent link to it under my profile picture to the right.

First of all, we have the video that started it all, free of all those crappy pictures people keep adding to it. The Numa-Numa-Guy!



(Note, you can right-click and save as to get the flash swf file on your own hard drive, if you like. Then you can watch Numa-Numa-Guy all you want without loading times!)

Here is the English Translation of the Numa Numa Lyrics.

Here is the smaller video with subtitles of the English translation. (click link, then click "Watch this movie" and "watch with subtitles")


Here are a few more flash videos set to the same song:
Numa-kitties 1
Numa-kitties 2
Numa-Alien (Remix)

And of course, the link to the original O-Zone music video for that song.

Plus, now a parody of that video done with lego men: LegO-Zone!

And another parody from the lowerwestboyz that really nails the original video on the principle that even reasonably attractive guys trying too hard to be sexy become alarmingly not.


And here is an example of the Internet corrupting our youth, as an entire school classroom does the Numanuma.

Next up, an American Idol parody called: American Idle. On it, a cartoon version of Mr. Brolsma does his thing, only to be savaged by Simon. It's funny in concept, but the creator of the video didn't really take it to the level of true satire.

And here is a page with a bunch of other copy-cat videos. Most of them kind of suck, but I can't help but have fond feelings for the River City Ransom one, as I spent many a childhood hour hitting my friends with garbage cans and throwing them in big holes because of that game. (P.S. The GBA version is okay, but it just isn't the same, because two-player was 90% of the fun.)

Bonus Stage 60: The Brave Little Laptop
I don't recall if I've ever mentioned this particular webtoon here before, but Bonus Stage is a pretty damn funny series. A lot of it is bizarre and random, but a lot is also very clever, and it's fun to see how many of the obscure references you can pick up.

Anyway, episode 60 is up now, and it's especially good, and it's a good one for newbies, because it doesn't really have anything to do with the plot, such as it is. (The plot, by the way, is pretty meandering and random, though in a good way. For the last few episodes, they've been flying around in a spaceship that they got because... well, because the writers thought it would be cool for them to be in space.)

You can check it out here: Bonus Stage

On the upper right is a button that cycles between BS60 and Robo Rya: The Game. Click when it says BS60 and it will load.
"Bodacious" Crop Yields
Remember all those famine-inducing droughts that global-warming climate change is supposed to be causing. Someone forgot to tell the Midwest.

Nutty Weather Led to Bodacious Midwest Crop Yields
If farmers talk big about 2004 crops as they get ready to head out into the fields this spring, let them talk. Believe them. Last year's crop season saw record yields in every major crop amid the closest-to-perfect weather conditions of the last century, scientists say. "Never before have corn, soybeans, sorghum, and alfalfa hay all achieved record yields in the same year," said Stanley A. Changnon, chief emeritus of the Illinois State Water Survey (ISWS) and an adjunct professor of geography at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign.

A couple funny bits...
I already mentioned the stuff on the new Office show from this week's Entertainment Weekly in my post below, but there were also a couple of other quick quips that I enjoyed.

The first, in this week's "What to Watch" feature, discusses "American Idol":

"Okay, I'll 'fess up: I haven't watched the past few weeks. I only like the awful singers in the beginning and the good ones in the end. Which makes me trashy and stuck-up."

Next up, "Stupid Questions with..." (which I normally don't like because it means waiting at least another week for Stephen King's column,) this week is asking Stupid Questions of Michael Bolton.
His answers aren't all that impressive, but I did enjoy that they actually asked him the following:


"You're referred to as a 'no-talent ass-clown' in Office Space. Is there a legitimate defense to this?"

Same Office, Different Country
"You don't have to be mad to work here, in fact we ask you to complete a medical questionnaire to ensure that you are not."Ricky Gervais as David Brent, in The Office

So, in case you were not aware, NBC has produced an American version of the popular British sitcom, "The Office."

I'm torn. On the one hand, remakes frequently suck. Remember Coupling? Whether you do or not doesn't really matter, because if you think about it, either way proves my point.

The original "The Office" is an odd bird. To say it walks a fine line is somewhat misleading, as it suggests that it is precisely between only two options. The Office walked a fine spiderweb.

A lot of it is very funny because it's true. A lot of it is not funny because it's true! Much like Office Space, it pokes fun at the cubicle life-style, but unlike that film, it also probes a little deeper, seeing some of the sadness and lonliness there, in addition to just the humor.

If you haven't seen it, both seasons and the holiday special are available on DVD. Because of the different way in which British sitcoms work, that means a total of 14 episodes, plus the two-part holiday special. I suspect you'll like a lot of it, and be squirming uncomfortably during other parts. However, I must stress that the Holiday Special wraps everything up in such an amazingly satisfying way that anyone who has been watching all the way along will find it very rewarding.

But the truth is that a large percentage of the US population has not and probably will not ever see the British version. Thus NBC's remake.

I hope it doesn't suck. Entertainment Weekly this week gives it a "B" and gives me some hope. Apparently the pilot uses a script taken from the original series, but all future episodes will use new scripts written just for this version. The same issue also has an interview with Ricky Gervais, the creator and star of the original version, as well as with Steve Carrell (of Daily Show fame,) who plays the boss role in the new version.

Ricky likes the new version, apparently, and asked if he's concerned about a remake of his show he says: "No, because I see it as a cover version. I did what I came to do. I have the DVD on my shelf. It's there forever. It would be rather like someone doing a David Bowie song, and David Bowie keeps turning up going, 'I wouldn't have put the triangle there. That was a saxophone solo on mine.' [The Office has] been overdubbed in about a hundred countries. I don't go around going, 'Oh, don't get him to talk like that! Why do you use a squeaky voice?'"

So while I doubt it can be as good as the original, it doesn't really have to be that good in order to be entertaining. Ricky makes a good point about song covers. Plus, one of the things about the original is that it's really only 15 or so episodes total, so the American version could really end up running longer and providing us with all sorts of new stuff.

Hard to say. All I can say now is that I'll be watching on Tuesday, when it premiers.
Weight Loss Plan: Day 30 Update
I doubt anyone is really paying close enough attention to realize that I didn't do my "weekly" update on Friday, but the reason I didn't is because today is day 30, and I like round numbers.

So, after my first month of trying to eat healthier and exercise more, how am I doing? Click here to look at my tracking spreadsheet.

Goal: Lose 20 lbs in 170 days
Day 30:
Day 1 Weight: 247.5
Last Update (Day 21): 243.5
Current Weight: 242.5
Day 30 Target Weight: 244.09
My Weight Loss Plan Spreadsheet


Test Your Alcohol Knowledge!
I'm not generally a heavy drinker, but I like to think I'm not totally ignorant of the ways of alcohol. Anyway, spotted this quiz over at matociquala:

The Alcohol Knowledge Test


Battlestar Galactica
I'm not likely to be the first person to recommend the new Battlestar Galactica show to you, but I will be the latest. I never really saw the old show, but it has a reputation for being pretty cheesy. The new one is not cheesy; it is a hell of a good scifi show.

Great cast, good writing, good special effects. It's really intelligent science fiction combined with genuinely exciting action. Last night's episode, in particular, was especially good. They'll rebroadcast it a couple of times this week, so if you're not already watching it, make an effort to check it out and I doubt you'll be disappointed.
New Legend of Zelda Game Trailer!


Just spotted this up over at Gamespot.com. They've got a trailer for the new Legend of Zelda game coming for Gamecube!

Now, I've long been a big fan of the Zelda series, so I have high hopes for this one. The last one, Wind Waker, was a great game, but it disappointed some with its cartoony visuals.

This one looks much more serious. The graphics are certainly more realistic and Link in the game is considerably older. The game also seems to be darker in tone.

Check it out, it's pretty cool. You can stream the trailer in a tiny format as a guest, but if you register into Gamespot Basic, you can download a larger version.

Related Posts (on one page):

  1. New Trailer for Legend of Zelda, Now With Title!
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Star Wars Episode III Trailer Online Now!
They showed it on TV already, during the OC, of all things, but in case you missed it, Ain't-it-Cool-News pointed out that you can find it online now!

Click here for all sorts of trailery goodness!

You have to register for their forums, but it's not too complicated and it's worth it. The trailer is pretty damn awesome in my opinion, though of course, both the prequels had excellent trailers. So it may be that this one will be flawed as well, but I am optimistic.

After all, this episode will show the actual fall of Anakin, the rise of the Emperor, and the destruction of the Jedi Knights! This episode is the reason to make the prequels. Also, it's looking as though it will be rated PG-13 (all the others have been PG) which may indicate that the kiddie stuff won't be so prevalent. Anyway, check it out!
Friday Fiver Meme
Friday Fiver

Friday Fiver is a LiveJournal Meme that posts 5 themed questions every Friday. Here is this week's:

1. Michael Jackson: Did he do it?




2. Martha: Did she deserve prison?




3. Bill Clinton: Think his wife is going to run for President?




4. Madrid anniversary of 3/11: Are you thinking about it?




5. What's the headline of your local news outlet?



The Drugs I Need
Hop on over to Consumer's Union to learn about Progenitorivox, the little paisley pill that will cure everything!

It's an extremely funny little video, and very well produced, though I'm not convinced that it has much direct correlation with the cause they are using it for. It seems to me that it's a satire of the current pharmaceutical commercials we see on TV these days, as well as poking fun at our culture's idea that you can solve all your problems by taking a pill. Yet they are using it to promote the cause of adding an independent panel to the FDA's drug approval board and mandating that drug companies must publish the results of all studies they do, not just the ones that make them look good. Not a bad cause at that, but does the video really make that case in any sensible way?

I got the link from this post over at Dean's World, check out the comments of that post to see me debate Dean about the relative merits of the FDA.

*shrug* Regardless of all that, the song and related video are pretty dang funny.
Movie Music Moments Meme
So, I've decided to try my hand and starting a brand new meme. It's probably not technically "brand new" as I'm sure people have tried it before, but if so, I haven't seen it, and so I managed to make it all up my own self.

Movie Music Moments Meme:

Your task is to create a list of your five favorite movie scenes where music is either the focus of the scene or figures prominently, listing the movie name and a scene description, along with the song title and artist if you know them.

My list: (in no particular order)

1. The Full Monty: When "Hot Stuff" by Donna Summer starts playing over the radio in the unemployment office, they can't help dancing to it.

2. Shaun of the Dead: Beating the pub-owner zombie with pool cues to the time of "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen.

3. The Abyss: Director's Cut: 'One Night' towing the rig with her submersible and playing "Willin", by Linda Ronstadt over the intercom, everyone singing along.

4. Reservoir Dogs: Mr. Blonde, slicing off the cops ear to the sounds of "Stuck in the Middle with You", by Steeler's Wheel.

5. The Blues Brothers: Singing "Stand by Your Man" by Tammy Wynette, to appease the rowdy patrons of Bob's Country Bunker.

All right, now spread the joy! What are your favorite movie music moments?

Superheroes in Odd Places
Jody over at PolySciFi has got a great post up about some unlikely new perspectives on superheroes.

In particular, check out the Super-Friends/Office Space cartoon and the Spiderman Bible Stories!
EXTREEEEEEEEME!!!! (Loonatics edition)
Have you heard about the Loonatics yet? If not, click on the link, but shield your eyes first, because you are about to view one of the most mind-bogglingly awful character revamps ever! Here is just a sample:



This actually has been out for a while, but I'm posting about it now because Aint-It-Cool-News has got a story up about them, that is worth having a look at.

In particular note this selection, regarding problems that Warner Brothers may have with one of their character designs:

The issue gets even more painful for Warner, now that there also appears to be a 'Buzz Bunny' sex toy, which will obviously cause children around the world to encounter this vibrator on the internet, as soon as they start a search for Buzz Bunny.


Also, once you've had your look at the new EXTREEEEEEME!! Looney Tunes, make sure you check out the movie they mention. Here it is. Warning: Contains extremely funny obscenities!
Ahhh, that's better...
So, here are my new digs. What do you think?

Basically, I got fed up with a number of problems I was having with Blogger (long load times, server errors, etc.) and I saw that with Powerblogs, coughing up a little dough (not much though,) would get me a lot of new features, (automatic trackbacks, more template flexibility, more reliable, etc.).

Anyway, I like it. I'm still unpacking a little, fixing links and so on, but I'm pretty happy so far. What do you all think?

Click here for the main page!

Note: If you can't get the comments window because of a pop-up blocker that you can't edit, simply click on the permalink for the post (The time/date stamp below the text) and it will take you to the post page where you can both read and leave comments without pop-ups. You can leave comments as a guest, or you can take a quick moment and register a comment account which doesn't mean anything except that you get to leave comments in your own name and you can post a link, etc.
Just a test...
This is just a quick test of the new blog...

Testing links
Movie Review: Bad Education


La Mala Educación, or "Bad Education" as it's known in the US, is probably not like any movie you've seen before. It's like... Queer Spanish Hitchcock meets Soap Opera without the cheese. If you've seen any of Pedro Almodóvar's films before, you'll at least have some idea what you're in for. Basically, he uses large helpings of melodrama, balanced by carefully observed, deeply sympathetic characters, a lush visual style and a keen ear for music, all mixed in with a lot of things your conservative Baptist grandmother would probably disapprove of. There isn't any full-frontal nudity, but the movie is rated NC-17 for a reason.
Click here for the rest of the review...




Movie Review: Closer

In Roger Ebert's review of this movie, he opens by noting that it is about four people who "richly deserve each other". That thought had crossed my mind as well, but I would suggest that it's more akin to "you reap what you sow."

Closer, at its base, is focused on the true, if not necessarily profound, observation that screwing around on your significant other is bad for pretty much everyone involved. From there, it is a precise and coolly-presented case study of four people playing musical lovers.




I knew this would happen...



Apparently, a recent study shows that driving seriously impairs the use of cell phones.

Thanks to Dave Barry, for pointing the way...


Whoops! Mea Culpa, Oscar



I was just making arrangements to see Closer, one of the films on my Oscar spreadsheet that I did not manage to see before the Award Ceremony. While checking what percentage that would bring me to, I discovered an error in my Total Percentage algorithm. I had, unfortunately, calculated the percentage based on a total of 92 nominations, when in fact there are 98. That means that my actual total percentage at the time of the awards ceremony was only 89.8%, not 95.6%, as I had previously reported.

That's a little embarrassing. Oh well. I've updated the spreadsheet with the correct percentage and you can still find it under my profile pic.

I'm still planning to see all the movies I missed at my earliest opportunity. Closer is playing now, near me, and both Born Into Brothels and The Chorus will be playing near me soon. The others I'll have to continue to pursue.

I'm also toying with writing reviews for all the Oscar nominated films that I saw but have not yet reviewed. I'd then be able to say I have reviews up of all the 2005 Nominated feature films. Anybody have interest in that?


Video Game Violence


I've posted before about kids buying video games or music with mature content, but I just read this article about a Maryland House Panel considering a law banning the sale of such games to children.

Now, as I've said before, I think that many of these games are inappropriate for young children, but that I think it should be up to the parents to handle the issue. I don't feel strongly one way or the other about preventing kids from buying them, it seems we already have age restrictions on all sorts of other things, so I'm not sure why this would be inherently different.

However, one aspect of the article tweaked me a little. They go on and on with the same old argument that violent video games make kids more violent, but if you look at the numbers, that argument is kinda bogus.




Let me reiterate that I'm not a huge fan of kids playing games like Grand Theft Auto III, and I don't think that it's "good" for them. That said, I think that the argument that violent video games "have incited a wave of violence across the country" just doesn't hold any water.


Ooh! I want one!



Jody over at Polyscifi has a post about 'uplifting' lower species in relation to a story about implanting human brain cells into mice. He then takes the idea and extrapolates it to the obvious, and inevitable outcome.


Does this ever happen to you?



Didja ever catch yourself in a moment of massive hypocrisy?

I was just watching Gilmore Girls and caught a commercial for a "Baby Einstein" series of educational videos for infants.

I made a snarky comment along the lines of: "Nice, get 'em hooked early."

Then, a few seconds later, I remember that I watch a LOT of TV, that I enjoy it thoroughly, and that the only reason I saw the commercial in the first place is because I was watching TV.


Do you dare to decoupage? ... No, seriously!



When I saw this, I genuinely didn't know whether to roll my eyes or collapse into giggles. Tomorrow night, the Style Network is premiering a show called, and I kid you not...

Craft Corner Deathmatch

It's an Iron Chef - type show where people compete against each other to make pillows out of old sofa fabric, or to make brooches out of candy.

This is from the show's website:

It's Martha Stewart Living meets Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome when amateur crafters compete against each other, against the clock--and against the imposing Craft Lady of Steel. Armed with nothing more than hot-glue guns and a few basic materials, the contestants must swiftly assemble projects that are judged on beauty, creativity and utility. Host Jason Jones is the devious ringmaster, throwing twists into each challenge and riling up the bloodthirsty studio audience.

Here's an article about it from the New York Times
"Craft Corner Deathmatch" may seem like a blended-by-committee mixture of recent television trends - equal parts "Iron Chef," "Shabby Chic" and "American Idol" - but Mr. Taberski and Ms. Honig, former producers for "The Daily Show" on Comedy Central, said the idea came from a game in which they tried to imagine a show based on two elements so disparate that network executives in their right minds would run screaming. For example, they made a pilot for MTV called "X-tremely Old," in which a strike team of elderly women offered romantic advice and other life help to 20-somethings.

"Instead of trying to give them what they want, we try to do the opposite," Mr. Taberski said. "What doesn't go together? Crafts and gladiators. Old people and MTV. 'Hey MTV, why don't you put some old people on your network?' "

Ms. Honig added: "That poison and babies idea we had really hasn't gone anywhere yet."

Okay, I've decided. It's definitely the giggles.


Yet another fine time-waster...



Thanks again to Dave Barry's blog (and I say that with a mixture of genuine gratitude and annoyed sarcasm) for showing me another irritatingly addictive flash game: Plastic Balls! It's kind of like Breakout, where you have to keep a ball from going down the drain by bouncing it off of a movable paddle, but the field is circular here and it adds a new dimension to an old game.

Behold it's power as you spend way too much time playing it instead of doing productive work!


Fear and Loathing in the Mystery Machine



Excerpts from the never-aired 1973 Scooby Doo episode with guest star Hunter S. Thompson

We were ten minutes south of San Clemente when the putrid green daisy walls of the van started closing in. I recall the fat four-eyed lesbian sweater girl saying something like "are you okay, Mr. Duke? We've got a mystery to solve..." when suddenly the gullet of the garish chartreuse steel beast began to spasm, as if a digestive track readying itself to vomit. I began clawing at my hamstrings and when I turned my head I was looking into the irridescent eyes of a grotesque animal screeching "Ruh Roh! Ruh Roh!" in a hoarse irritating dog-accented gibberish. That's when it things began to turn weird.

Thanks to Little Miss Attila for showing me the way.


Deadwood: Season 2



Just wanted to drop a really quick note to urge everyone to catch the new season of Deadwood, starting tomorrow night(Sunday) on HBO.

It's a fantastic western, with great characters, great writing, and a real sense of space. I could go on and on and on about it, though I won't just now. All I will say is this, and this is just about the highest compliment I can bestow:

It makes me want to write a western.

If you've got HBO, watch it.

Note also, that the first season is available on DVD.


Million Dollar Baby: A Masterpiece?



I know I said I wouldn't gripe anymore about Million Dollar Baby winning Best Picture, but I stumbled across an article today that just about perfectly summed up my problems with the film, and quite eloquently at that. Check it out here. — Warning: Contains Spoilers!

Mike Meitin also pointed me to another essay that looks at the film from a boxing perspective.


UPS Next-day saver? Don't waste your money...



Well, I finally gave into the peer pressure and ordered an iPod. I did fine without one for a long time, but once I finally ordered one, I wanted it soon. Besides, the next-day delivery was just another $20. What's that when you're already spending $400? So I select Next-day delivery on Thursday night.

Then, as I'm tracking the shipment on Friday, I discover that they attempted to deliver it at 1:55PM, while I was, of course, at work. However, unlike every other package I've ever received while living here, they didn't leave it with the apartment office manager. No, they left a little stinking note on my door that said that they would try again to deliver it on MONDAY! There was no phone number besides the generic 1-800 number. No address where I could go pick it up myself, just that note. Furthermore, it says they'll try again Monday between 2 and 5! I'll STILL have to be at work!

I tried calling all over the place, but it was after five on Friday, so apparently they are closed until Monday and there's nothing they can do for me. I can't even go pick it up myself.

So basically, I just wasted $20 on next-day delivery service, and I in fact won't get it until four days later, if then. Not only that, but I had my hopes up! I mean, it's obviously not a big deal that I have to wait a few more days for it, but I wanted it, and what's more, I had every reason to expect it on Friday! Sure, I'll get it eventually, but I paid $20 dollars extra to get it yesterday.

I'm pissed off two times over. First, because I have to wait when I shouldn't have to, and second because while the customer service people are all nice and sympathetic, they still aren't able to actually help in any way. I'd almost rather they were rude to me. That way, I could at least be legitimately angry at them personally. Right now, technically, no one person really screwed up, so I get to bitch and moan at bad luck and a faceless company policy.

*sigh* I'll be fine really, I'm just upset and I needed to vent about it a little.

Thanks for listening. I leave you with this: Disservice


The Tomato: Vegetable or Fruit? A Legal Perspective



You may have heard people discuss whether the tomato is a vegetable or a fruit. There was a big stink about whether ketchup could be considered a serving of vegetables in school lunches back in the eighties. Biologically, and botanically speaking, the tomato is a fruit, but the US government has never been one to let such a paltry thing as science dictate its policies.

Anyway, I'll bet you didn't know that, in 1893, the United States Supreme Court officially, and legally declared that the tomato is a vegetable.

So there.


Oh $#!T!



You know, sometimes a relatively simple mistake can happen at almost the worst possible time and place.

U.S. Fires on Car Carrying Freed Hostage

BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) - American forces fired on a car carrying a freed Italian hostage as it approached a checkpoint in Baghdad on Friday, killing an Italian intelligence officer and wounding three others, including the just-released journalist, Italian officials said.
...
The U.S. military said "at approximately 8:55 p.m. tonight, coalition forces assigned to the multinational force Iraq fired on a vehicle that was approaching a coalition checkpoint in Baghdad at a high rate of speed."

The editor of freed hostage Giuliana Sgrena's newspaper Il Manifesto, Gabriele Polo, said the intelligence agent was killed when he threw himself over Sgrena to protect her from U.S. fire, according to the Apcom news agency in Italy.


Oh, man... This just sucks. No matter how you look at it.


Weight Loss Plan: Day 21 Update



Goal: Lose 20 lbs in 170 days
Day 21:
Day 1 Weight: 247.5
Last Update (Day 14): 248.5
Current Weight: 243.5
Day 21 Target Weight: 245.15
My Weight Loss Plan Spreadsheet

Analysis

I have successfully reversed the weight-gain trend seen in my last update, though with a greater loss than anticipated. Quick weight loss in early stages of weight loss is frequently attributable primarily to water weight, so I must make an effort to avoid getting dehydrated, and also to not expect the current rate of weight loss to continue.




Summary

Okay, so, much better than last week. I'm feeling encouraged that this approach is helping. I'll have to see how long I can maintain it, but hopefully I can stick with this approach at least for the ~six months it will take to reach my goal, and if so, I'll be building some new behavior patterns. Ideally, I'll achieve my goal, then set a new one!


Hitchhiker's Guide Text Adventure



If you go here, you can play a jazzed-up version of the old Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy text adventure. Spend hours trying to figure out to do with the screwdriver and the toothbrush, avoid Vogon poetry, and above all, don't panic!


The P-Chip



I have an idea.

Did everybody see the Southpark movie? If not, I recommend it as an excellent,(and hilarious) piece of social satire, but I ask because of a scene in that film where an excitable young cuss by the name of Eric Cartman is implanted with his own personal V-chip.

You know about V-chips, right? Those little devices that they put in TV's that 98% of the population never does anything with? Well, in the hands of someone who makes a little bit of effort, it allows parents to block television programs that they don't want their kids to see. I've heard a lot of complaints that tech-savvy kids will figure out how to get around it, but frankly, any parents who can't keep a four-digit code secret from their kids have already passed on far more damage through their genes than the kids will receive from watching The OC or wardrobe malfunctions at the Superbowl.

But back to Southpark. Cartman's V-chip works a little differently. It is implanted under the skin and whenever he utters a profanity, he is given an electric shock.

I propose that all politicians be implanted with a P-chip, and that whenever they propose a stupid law or regulation, they will suffer for it. And none of this "won't be re-elected" stuff, because let's be honest, people's memories for this sort of thing last about as long as the average commercial break. So politicians are proposing all sorts of idiotic things with impunity!

Like this senator who is proposing that indecency standards be extended to cable TV.

Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) told a group of broadcasters yesterday that he wants to extend that authority to cover the hundreds of cable and satellite television and radio channels that operate outside of the government's control. In addition to basic cable channels such as ESPN, Discovery and MTV, that would include premium channels such as HBO and Showtime and the two satellite radio services, XM and Sirius.

"We put restrictions on the over-the-air signals," Stevens said after his address to the National Association of Broadcasters, according to news reports confirmed by his staff. "I think we can put restrictions on cable itself. At least I intend to do my best to push that."
Under my system, immediately following that statement, he would have screamed and dropped, twitching, to the floor, his hair all standing out straight.

Or when members of the Homeland Security Department and the INS suggest that non-citizens living in the US be required to wear electronic tracking ankle-bracelets. They're already doing it for all immigrants appealing their asylum cases, whether they have been convicted of a crime or not. Listen to the story here. Now for those people, the bracelet might be preferable to being detained, but when the officials start talking about expanding the program to "every non-citizen applying to stay", in the US, that's truly insane. Just another example of the 'one-size-fits-all' approach that the government so often brings to bear in complex issues.

Under my system, these officials would have been given an entirely new perspective on having to carry electronic devices.

Now, of course, the P-chip plan has a couple of hurdles to overcome. First, how do we pay for it? Well that's actually quite simple. CSPAN will pay the entire cost. Think about it. Congressional debates where anyone who says something stupid is given a painful electric shock? Their ratings will skyrocket.

Another issue is one of standards. Who decides which ideas are stupid and which are not? Eventually, the technology may advance to the point where brain monitors can actually determine if an idea is poorly-thought-out or disingenuous before it is ever verbalized, but frankly, I'm not willing to wait that long.

In the meantime, we will have to appoint someone to be the arbiter of which ideas are stupid and which are legitimate. In the absence of any other qualified nominees, I volunteer myself. It will be a lot of work, but that's just the sort of self-sacrificing person I am.


Site-Tweaking



All right. It was brought to my attention that my site was not displaying properly on Internet Explorer browsers. I finally tracked down the source of the problem and it turns out that it wasn't the changes to my template at all. Instead, I had simply left an HTML tag open in one of my posts. It's corrected now, so the site should now display properly on all browsers. (at least the ones I have access to)

I decided to go with the comments in a new window feature instead of the 'peek-a-boo' comments simply because it seems to be the direction most blogs are headed these days. Anyway, be sure to leave comments for me. Tell me if you like the changes. Do you have any other suggestions? Thanks!


Numa Numa Yay Update! New Links!



I've been getting a fair number of hits from people looking for Numa-Numa stuff, so I'm going to collect all my links into one post and put a permanent link to it under my profile picture to the right.

First of all, we have the video that started it all, free of all those crappy pictures people keep adding to it. The Numa-Numa-Guy! (Note, you can right-click and save as to get the flash swf file on your own hard drive, if you like. Then you can watch Numa-Numa-Guy all you want without loading times!)

Here is the English Translation of the Numa Numa Lyrics.

Here is the smaller video with subtitles of the English translation. (click link, then click "Watch this movie" and "watch with subtitles")

Here are a few more flash videos set to the same song:
Numa-kitties 1
Numa-kitties 2
Numa-Alien (Remix)

And of course, the link to the real music video for that song.


Here are links to my original posts about this:
Post 1: Fun Things (02/12/05)
Post 2: Numa-Numa-Yay (02-13-05)
Post 3: Poor Numa-Numa-Guy (02/26/05)