If you're like me, then you're always on the lookout for topics that you and your friends can debate while drunk.
Here is a pretty good one.
Thanks to PolySciFi for the link.
If all goes according to plan, Donoghue's trial, designed to explore how well a variety of people can control different devices by the power of thought, will be completed in about 18 months. He's not the only one keen to find out just how useful such devices could be. At Duke University in North Carolina, Miguel Nicolelis is in the final stages of getting permission to fit 16 quadriplegic patients - half in the US, half in Brazil - with brain implants for a period of 30 days. Initially the trial will look at whether the patients' brains still produce useful motor signals. "Then, we want to see if these patients can control a robotic arm that can reach and grab objects, and how well their brains get used to it," says Nicolelis.

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Vazquez and Aranda graduated from Hayden last spring, but they're not in college now, Davis writes, because they're illegal immigrants and thus ineligible for student loans or cheap in-state tuition. Vazquez is hanging drywall and Aranda is filing papers at a Social Security office. Santillan and Arcega are still at Hayden, Davis says, but their prospects for college also look dubious.

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After a long search for a company which would agree to host their experiment, the research team randomly split workers from five departments into groups.
Some were allowed to play simple Windows games like Solitaire and Minesweeper, while other "control" groups were denied the chance.
The results were measured against how they felt about the work they do and their job.
"The groups that played games showed improvement on both of these measures," says Professor Goldstein.
The results suggest that, instead of games being a waste of time at work, they might help personal productivity and make people feel better about their jobs.

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You can know the name of a bird in all the languages of the world, but when you're finished, you'll know absolutely nothing whatever about the bird... So let's look at the bird and see what it's doing — that's what counts. I learned very early the difference between knowing the name of something and knowing something.
--Richard Feynman, Physisist and Educator

She told the magazine, "If he did those things, I feel sorry for him. I feel like he probably feels alone, and he needs some help.
"He needs someone to be like, 'OK, let's buck you up, let's give you a moustache, let's rough you up, let's go to a bar, let's get drunk and be a man.'
"And if he didn't do those things, I feel sorry for him. Either way, he needs to get in a fight."
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Reuters reported March 14 that researchers from Charles R. Drew University of Medicine and Science in California interviewed 329 drinkers and concluded that malt-liquor drinkers also consumed more alcohol than other drinkers, in part because malt liquor has a higher alcohol content than beer and is sold in larger containers.
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My old site is still getting all of my Numa-Numa hits, so I'm reposting this on my front page here in the hope that the meta-tags will start linking to this site instead. So yes, there is no new content here and I'm only reposting it in a shameless attempt to build more traffic. That said, onto the Numa-Numa Guy!
This is a collection of all my links in one post and there is a permanent link to it under my profile picture to the right.
First of all, we have the video that started it all, free of all those crappy pictures people keep adding to it. The Numa-Numa-Guy!
(Note, you can right-click and save as to get the flash swf file on your own hard drive, if you like. Then you can watch Numa-Numa-Guy all you want without loading times!)
Here is the English Translation of the Numa Numa Lyrics.
Here is the smaller video with subtitles of the English translation. (click link, then click "Watch this movie" and "watch with subtitles")
Here are a few more flash videos set to the same song:
Numa-kitties 1
Numa-kitties 2
Numa-Alien (Remix)
And of course, the link to the original O-Zone music video for that song.
Plus, now a parody of that video done with lego men: LegO-Zone!
And another parody from the lowerwestboyz that really nails the original video on the principle that even reasonably attractive guys trying too hard to be sexy become alarmingly not.
And here is an example of the Internet corrupting our youth, as an entire school classroom does the Numanuma.
Next up, an American Idol parody called: American Idle. On it, a cartoon version of Mr. Brolsma does his thing, only to be savaged by Simon. It's funny in concept, but the creator of the video didn't really take it to the level of true satire.
And here is a page with a bunch of other copy-cat videos. Most of them kind of suck, but I can't help but have fond feelings for the River City Ransom one, as I spent many a childhood hour hitting my friends with garbage cans and throwing them in big holes because of that game. (P.S. The GBA version is okay, but it just isn't the same, because two-player was 90% of the fun.)
If farmers talk big about 2004 crops as they get ready to head out into the fields this spring, let them talk. Believe them. Last year's crop season saw record yields in every major crop amid the closest-to-perfect weather conditions of the last century, scientists say. "Never before have corn, soybeans, sorghum, and alfalfa hay all achieved record yields in the same year," said Stanley A. Changnon, chief emeritus of the Illinois State Water Survey (ISWS) and an adjunct professor of geography at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign.
"Okay, I'll 'fess up: I haven't watched the past few weeks. I only like the awful singers in the beginning and the good ones in the end. Which makes me trashy and stuck-up."
"You're referred to as a 'no-talent ass-clown' in Office Space. Is there a legitimate defense to this?"
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Friday Fiver
The issue gets even more painful for Warner, now that there also appears to be a 'Buzz Bunny' sex toy, which will obviously cause children around the world to encounter this vibrator on the internet, as soon as they start a search for Buzz Bunny.
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La Mala Educación, or "Bad Education" as it's known in the US, is probably not like any movie you've seen before. It's like... Queer Spanish Hitchcock meets Soap Opera without the cheese. If you've seen any of Pedro Almodóvar's films before, you'll at least have some idea what you're in for. Basically, he uses large helpings of melodrama, balanced by carefully observed, deeply sympathetic characters, a lush visual style and a keen ear for music, all mixed in with a lot of things your conservative Baptist grandmother would probably disapprove of. There isn't any full-frontal nudity, but the movie is rated NC-17 for a reason.
Click here for the rest of the review...
Apparently, a recent study shows that driving seriously impairs the use of cell phones.
Thanks to Dave Barry, for pointing the way...
I was just making arrangements to see Closer, one of the films on my Oscar spreadsheet that I did not manage to see before the Award Ceremony. While checking what percentage that would bring me to, I discovered an error in my Total Percentage algorithm. I had, unfortunately, calculated the percentage based on a total of 92 nominations, when in fact there are 98. That means that my actual total percentage at the time of the awards ceremony was only 89.8%, not 95.6%, as I had previously reported.
That's a little embarrassing. Oh well. I've updated the spreadsheet with the correct percentage and you can still find it under my profile pic.
I'm still planning to see all the movies I missed at my earliest opportunity. Closer is playing now, near me, and both Born Into Brothels and The Chorus will be playing near me soon. The others I'll have to continue to pursue.
I'm also toying with writing reviews for all the Oscar nominated films that I saw but have not yet reviewed. I'd then be able to say I have reviews up of all the 2005 Nominated feature films. Anybody have interest in that?
Jody over at Polyscifi has a post about 'uplifting' lower species in relation to a story about implanting human brain cells into mice. He then takes the idea and extrapolates it to the obvious, and inevitable outcome.
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Didja ever catch yourself in a moment of massive hypocrisy?
I was just watching Gilmore Girls and caught a commercial for a "Baby Einstein" series of educational videos for infants.
I made a snarky comment along the lines of: "Nice, get 'em hooked early."
Then, a few seconds later, I remember that I watch a LOT of TV, that I enjoy it thoroughly, and that the only reason I saw the commercial in the first place is because I was watching TV.
When I saw this, I genuinely didn't know whether to roll my eyes or collapse into giggles. Tomorrow night, the Style Network is premiering a show called, and I kid you not...
Craft Corner Deathmatch
It's an Iron Chef - type show where people compete against each other to make pillows out of old sofa fabric, or to make brooches out of candy.
This is from the show's website:
It's Martha Stewart Living meets Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome when amateur crafters compete against each other, against the clock--and against the imposing Craft Lady of Steel. Armed with nothing more than hot-glue guns and a few basic materials, the contestants must swiftly assemble projects that are judged on beauty, creativity and utility. Host Jason Jones is the devious ringmaster, throwing twists into each challenge and riling up the bloodthirsty studio audience.
"Craft Corner Deathmatch" may seem like a blended-by-committee mixture of recent television trends - equal parts "Iron Chef," "Shabby Chic" and "American Idol" - but Mr. Taberski and Ms. Honig, former producers for "The Daily Show" on Comedy Central, said the idea came from a game in which they tried to imagine a show based on two elements so disparate that network executives in their right minds would run screaming. For example, they made a pilot for MTV called "X-tremely Old," in which a strike team of elderly women offered romantic advice and other life help to 20-somethings.
"Instead of trying to give them what they want, we try to do the opposite," Mr. Taberski said. "What doesn't go together? Crafts and gladiators. Old people and MTV. 'Hey MTV, why don't you put some old people on your network?' "
Ms. Honig added: "That poison and babies idea we had really hasn't gone anywhere yet."
Thanks again to Dave Barry's blog (and I say that with a mixture of genuine gratitude and annoyed sarcasm) for showing me another irritatingly addictive flash game: Plastic Balls! It's kind of like Breakout, where you have to keep a ball from going down the drain by bouncing it off of a movable paddle, but the field is circular here and it adds a new dimension to an old game.
Behold it's power as you spend way too much time playing it instead of doing productive work!
Excerpts from the never-aired 1973 Scooby Doo episode with guest star Hunter S. Thompson
We were ten minutes south of San Clemente when the putrid green daisy walls of the van started closing in. I recall the fat four-eyed lesbian sweater girl saying something like "are you okay, Mr. Duke? We've got a mystery to solve..." when suddenly the gullet of the garish chartreuse steel beast began to spasm, as if a digestive track readying itself to vomit. I began clawing at my hamstrings and when I turned my head I was looking into the irridescent eyes of a grotesque animal screeching "Ruh Roh! Ruh Roh!" in a hoarse irritating dog-accented gibberish. That's when it things began to turn weird.
Just wanted to drop a really quick note to urge everyone to catch the new season of Deadwood, starting tomorrow night(Sunday) on HBO.
It's a fantastic western, with great characters, great writing, and a real sense of space. I could go on and on and on about it, though I won't just now. All I will say is this, and this is just about the highest compliment I can bestow:
It makes me want to write a western.
If you've got HBO, watch it.
Note also, that the first season is available on DVD.
I know I said I wouldn't gripe anymore about Million Dollar Baby winning Best Picture, but I stumbled across an article today that just about perfectly summed up my problems with the film, and quite eloquently at that. Check it out here. — Warning: Contains Spoilers!
Mike Meitin also pointed me to another essay that looks at the film from a boxing perspective.
Well, I finally gave into the peer pressure and ordered an iPod. I did fine without one for a long time, but once I finally ordered one, I wanted it soon. Besides, the next-day delivery was just another $20. What's that when you're already spending $400? So I select Next-day delivery on Thursday night.
Then, as I'm tracking the shipment on Friday, I discover that they attempted to deliver it at 1:55PM, while I was, of course, at work. However, unlike every other package I've ever received while living here, they didn't leave it with the apartment office manager. No, they left a little stinking note on my door that said that they would try again to deliver it on MONDAY! There was no phone number besides the generic 1-800 number. No address where I could go pick it up myself, just that note. Furthermore, it says they'll try again Monday between 2 and 5! I'll STILL have to be at work!
I tried calling all over the place, but it was after five on Friday, so apparently they are closed until Monday and there's nothing they can do for me. I can't even go pick it up myself.
So basically, I just wasted $20 on next-day delivery service, and I in fact won't get it until four days later, if then. Not only that, but I had my hopes up! I mean, it's obviously not a big deal that I have to wait a few more days for it, but I wanted it, and what's more, I had every reason to expect it on Friday! Sure, I'll get it eventually, but I paid $20 dollars extra to get it yesterday.
I'm pissed off two times over. First, because I have to wait when I shouldn't have to, and second because while the customer service people are all nice and sympathetic, they still aren't able to actually help in any way. I'd almost rather they were rude to me. That way, I could at least be legitimately angry at them personally. Right now, technically, no one person really screwed up, so I get to bitch and moan at bad luck and a faceless company policy.
*sigh* I'll be fine really, I'm just upset and I needed to vent about it a little.
Thanks for listening. I leave you with this: Disservice
You may have heard people discuss whether the tomato is a vegetable or a fruit. There was a big stink about whether ketchup could be considered a serving of vegetables in school lunches back in the eighties. Biologically, and botanically speaking, the tomato is a fruit, but the US government has never been one to let such a paltry thing as science dictate its policies.
Anyway, I'll bet you didn't know that, in 1893, the United States Supreme Court officially, and legally declared that the tomato is a vegetable.
So there.
You know, sometimes a relatively simple mistake can happen at almost the worst possible time and place.
U.S. Fires on Car Carrying Freed Hostage
BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) - American forces fired on a car carrying a freed Italian hostage as it approached a checkpoint in Baghdad on Friday, killing an Italian intelligence officer and wounding three others, including the just-released journalist, Italian officials said.
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The U.S. military said "at approximately 8:55 p.m. tonight, coalition forces assigned to the multinational force Iraq fired on a vehicle that was approaching a coalition checkpoint in Baghdad at a high rate of speed."
The editor of freed hostage Giuliana Sgrena's newspaper Il Manifesto, Gabriele Polo, said the intelligence agent was killed when he threw himself over Sgrena to protect her from U.S. fire, according to the Apcom news agency in Italy.
Goal: Lose 20 lbs in 170 days
Day 21:
Day 1 Weight: 247.5
Last Update (Day 14): 248.5
Current Weight: 243.5
Day 21 Target Weight: 245.15
My Weight Loss Plan Spreadsheet
Analysis
I have successfully reversed the weight-gain trend seen in my last update, though with a greater loss than anticipated. Quick weight loss in early stages of weight loss is frequently attributable primarily to water weight, so I must make an effort to avoid getting dehydrated, and also to not expect the current rate of weight loss to continue.
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If you go here, you can play a jazzed-up version of the old Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy text adventure. Spend hours trying to figure out to do with the screwdriver and the toothbrush, avoid Vogon poetry, and above all, don't panic!
I have an idea.
Did everybody see the Southpark movie? If not, I recommend it as an excellent,(and hilarious) piece of social satire, but I ask because of a scene in that film where an excitable young cuss by the name of Eric Cartman is implanted with his own personal V-chip.
You know about V-chips, right? Those little devices that they put in TV's that 98% of the population never does anything with? Well, in the hands of someone who makes a little bit of effort, it allows parents to block television programs that they don't want their kids to see. I've heard a lot of complaints that tech-savvy kids will figure out how to get around it, but frankly, any parents who can't keep a four-digit code secret from their kids have already passed on far more damage through their genes than the kids will receive from watching The OC or wardrobe malfunctions at the Superbowl.
But back to Southpark. Cartman's V-chip works a little differently. It is implanted under the skin and whenever he utters a profanity, he is given an electric shock.
I propose that all politicians be implanted with a P-chip, and that whenever they propose a stupid law or regulation, they will suffer for it. And none of this "won't be re-elected" stuff, because let's be honest, people's memories for this sort of thing last about as long as the average commercial break. So politicians are proposing all sorts of idiotic things with impunity!
Like this senator who is proposing that indecency standards be extended to cable TV.
Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) told a group of broadcasters yesterday that he wants to extend that authority to cover the hundreds of cable and satellite television and radio channels that operate outside of the government's control. In addition to basic cable channels such as ESPN, Discovery and MTV, that would include premium channels such as HBO and Showtime and the two satellite radio services, XM and Sirius.Under my system, immediately following that statement, he would have screamed and dropped, twitching, to the floor, his hair all standing out straight.
"We put restrictions on the over-the-air signals," Stevens said after his address to the National Association of Broadcasters, according to news reports confirmed by his staff. "I think we can put restrictions on cable itself. At least I intend to do my best to push that."
All right. It was brought to my attention that my site was not displaying properly on Internet Explorer browsers. I finally tracked down the source of the problem and it turns out that it wasn't the changes to my template at all. Instead, I had simply left an HTML tag open in one of my posts. It's corrected now, so the site should now display properly on all browsers. (at least the ones I have access to)
I decided to go with the comments in a new window feature instead of the 'peek-a-boo' comments simply because it seems to be the direction most blogs are headed these days. Anyway, be sure to leave comments for me. Tell me if you like the changes. Do you have any other suggestions? Thanks!
I've been getting a fair number of hits from people looking for Numa-Numa stuff, so I'm going to collect all my links into one post and put a permanent link to it under my profile picture to the right.
First of all, we have the video that started it all, free of all those crappy pictures people keep adding to it. The Numa-Numa-Guy! (Note, you can right-click and save as to get the flash swf file on your own hard drive, if you like. Then you can watch Numa-Numa-Guy all you want without loading times!)
Here is the English Translation of the Numa Numa Lyrics.
Here is the smaller video with subtitles of the English translation. (click link, then click "Watch this movie" and "watch with subtitles")
Here are a few more flash videos set to the same song:
Numa-kitties 1
Numa-kitties 2
Numa-Alien (Remix)
And of course, the link to the real music video for that song.
Here are links to my original posts about this:
Post 1: Fun Things (02/12/05)
Post 2: Numa-Numa-Yay (02-13-05)
Post 3: Poor Numa-Numa-Guy (02/26/05)