Talking About Stuff, with Mike and Christiana

Podcast #14 is up!
Hey everybody, I've uploaded episode 14.

Download the mp3 file here, or subscribe to the RSS Feed

Unfortunately, the sound quality difficulties from the last episode continue as I present the second half of my conversation with Mike from Thursday.

So it's a little hard to listen to occasionally, but I think it's a good conversation worth listening to anyway.

We discuss last week's Apprentice in some detail, explaining our shared belief that the simultaneous firing of four people was nothing more than a stunt, and that it cheapened the show. Also we talk strategy regarding the different approaches to the task used by each team.

For Martha Stewart's Apprentice, we discuss, among other issues, Jim's unprofessional behavior and David's inexperience.

That leads us to talk about the fact that nearly all the contestants on both Apprentice shows are almost absurdly successful even before coming on the show, then we talk about our idea for a new reality show called "The Assistant Manager."

We have a follow-up for something brought up during one of our previous conversations about Lost, where a friend of Mike's had claimed to have the entire second season on DVD. As it happens, it was true!

Finally, we spend some time discussing my video podcast For Science! and why I spent so much time on safety instruction.

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Surviving Halloween

Hey everybody, had a pretty full day today. Met up with a group of local folks also doing NaNoWriMo and they were a great bunch, I'm really looking forward to it this year.

Then, after catching up on a few miscellaneous errands, I also headed over to a Halloween Party. Check out my costume!

Outwit, Outlast, Outplay

I made the torch myself with masking tape, a plastic cup, a dowel, some brown paint, and some twine. The flame was even reversible.

The tribe has spoken.

The Immunity Necklace was also made from masking tape, then painted and strung up with wooden beads.

I was really happy with how nice everything turned out and got lots of compliments on them. It was a good day.

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Podcast #13: Survivor Edition is up!

Okay, it's up.

There was some annoying choppiness in the Skype call which makes the sound quality on Mike's end less than ideal, but I think you can still make out what he's saying most of the time.

Sorry it's not better, I'll continue to try and find a better way to record these calls, but in the meantime, we had a good conversation about Episode 7 of Survivor: Guatemala!

As always, you can leave comments here on the blog, or you can leave me a voice-mail audio comment at 1-206-202-3280.

Thanks for listening!

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Alive, but not too happy...
Well, I just got an email from my mom, because she finally got in touch with my brother David, who lives in Fort Lauderdale and just got slammed by Wilma.

Dave just called from Fort Lauderdale to say he's
alive and reasonably well, but not too happy. His car
got killed, his cell phone got killed, he's got
running water but it isn't drinkable. No power but a
few things are starting to get emergency power. He's
got his bike. There is a Walgreen's open where you can
buy water and stuff if you have cash, which he does.
It was quite a relief to actually talk to him. He says
he'll be working a bit harder to get back into
Colorado fulltime.
Just wanted to let you know.


Thank God he's okay. It's weird how actually knowing someone getting impacted by these hurricanes changes your perspective. Makes it personal.

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A new way to link to my site!

Hey everybody, I actually had registered the christianastuff.com domain name some months ago, but couldn't figure out how to make it work.

Now I have!

So now you can link to this site with www.christianastuff.com

As of now, you DO need to type the www, or else it goes to a place-holder page for register.com. I'm working on fixing that though.

Since many of you may already have the site bookmarked or whatever, this may not affect you, and of course the original link will continue to work, but now, if you need to type in the url or pass it on to someone, you can just type "www.christianastuff.com".

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This Week's Survivor Podcast will be up tonight!
Hey everyone.
Recorded the thing last night, but then sleep.
Now work.
I'll get it uploaded and online by this evening.
That is all... for now.

UPDATE!

Podcast still isn't up yet, but I thought I would mention some of the things we discussed, and open last night's episode up for discussion!

I was very sorry to see Amy go, though it wasn't totally unexpected. Still, especially given the merge, I'm not sure it was really in their best interests to get rid of her instead of Bobby John. Mike and I spent a lot of time discussing the pros and cons of that decision.

Also disappointing in that Amy was the last person who seemed to care at all about Gary's stupid lie. I'm worried now that the whole thing will just fall flat and go nowhere.

I read an email from Hannah where she described how she's changed her mind about Brandon. (Not sure she liked him before, now, love.) And we spend some time talking about Brandon and his worldview.

Not a lot of fireworks from Judd this week, but after expending so much drama last week he probably needs to build up a new head of steam.

I mention how, for me, Stephanie has almost started to take on a "villain" role, in opposition to Danni who is the "hero." Mike felt the reverse, but interesting that we both percieved the same connected dynamic between the two.

We both discuss our like for Rafe, but Mike suspects his fate is to be used and discarded.

So, what did you all think? Since there's still time, I may add your comments to an extra segment on the podcast when I put it up tonight! Also, remember you can leave me audio comments on my voicemail line at 1-206-202-3280!

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Video Podcast: For Science!


Hey everybody, I haven't figured out how to make it work with the feed yet, but I made a video podcast!

Way back in Podcast #3 I introduced a segment called: "For Science!" which is all about cool science experiments that you can do with common household items.

Well, because so many of the experiments I had in mind are much more visual than auditory, I decided to just go ahead and do a whole video podcast for it.

The experiment this time: "How to make a copper quarter with alcohol and fire!"

I worked really hard on it, so check it out right here.

For Science! #1 (Sorry, I could only do .wmv format, but I'm working on it.)

And here are some of the diagrams describing the chemistry happening here, in case you wanted a better look at them. (Click to enlarge)





And here are the results!





Also, sorry I didn't get to the "Viewer mail" segment this time. (That's why I asked for a science question yesterday.) I'll work on it for next time.

UPDATE!!!

Whoops, almost forgot to credit the music. The music in the opening is "Lizard Funeral", by Devin Anderson, found at PodsafeAudio.com.

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Quick! Someone ask me a science question!

No time to explain, it can be anything! Just leave it in a comment!

Thanks!

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Podcast #12: Show Notes

Okay everybody, show #12 is up and it's got a lot of stuff in it.

Download the mp3 file or subscribe to the feed.

I start by playing a fun reggae song called "Niki" by Deadpan from Podsafeaudio.com.

Then I talk a little bit about a training session I had on Tuesday in a movie theater, along with a new segment called: "Christiana's Life Tip of the Week". This week, it addresses how to stay awake when you are tired and bored, but can't afford to fall asleep.

After the training session, we got to see a free movie, so I saw Elizabethtown, Cameron Crowe's latest film starring Orlando Bloom and Kirsten Dunst. I review it in the podcast, but in a nutshell, I'd say it's good, but not great.

Next, I discuss Malinche.net, a neat site where you can download new original text adventure games. They are pretty well written and fun, but the really interesting thing is that you can download some of them in iPod format!

I follow that by discussing some of the trips that I'm planning, including Thanksgiving with my mom and brother in Auberndale, Florida, and my company's annual holiday party in San Francisco.

Then I talk about three news items:

First, an item I heard about on the Geek News Central podcast, where a catholic school in California has told its students that they must take down all personal blogs and websites or risk being expelled. I move on from this to discuss issues of censorship in schools.

During the above story, I'm also interrupted by Strong Bad telling me I have an email. (I've got a sound clip of him set as my email noise.) That reminds me to direct all of you to Home Star Runner, a really funny flash cartoon series.

The second news story is about an upcomming TV series: America's Next Muppet! Thanks to Ain't-It-Cool News for the link.

The last news story talks about how Hayao Miyazaki's wonderful animated films are going to be coming to Turner Classic Movies in January. You can bet I'll be talking more about this as it gets closer. The man is a freaking genius. Thanks to Dean's World for the link.

Then, I shamelessly, (well, maybe a little shame) beg for listener feedback, and play my very first audio comment ever!

If you want to leave an audio comment, just pick up the phone and dial 1-206-202-3280, or 1-206-202-EAT-0. (Yes, I'm a geek that tried to figure out what my number spelled.) It works just like an answering machine, but then they email me your comment as a sound file.

Or, as always, you can leave a comment right here!

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John Varley on Petaveggies

John Varley, one of my all-time favorite authors has a great essay up on his dislike for militant vegetarians.

He's a very smart, funny guy and he sums up my own feelings almost perfectly.

I certainly don't share all of Varley's political views, but even if I didn't already love his writing, I'd love him just for calling Bill Maher a "sanctimonious asshole."

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Get out now! The Toxins are in the house! Eeeek!!!

The Independent Online asks "How Toxic is your bathroom?"

On average, we each use nine personal care products a day containing 126 different ingredients. Such "safety" testing as exists looks for reactions, such as skin redness, rashes or stinging, but does not investigate potential long-term problems for either humans or the environment. Yet the chemicals that go into products such as shampoos and hand creams are not trace contaminants. They are the basic ingredients.

Absorbed into the body, they can be stored in fatty tissue or organs such as the liver, kidney, reproductive organs and brain. Cosmetics companies complain of unfounded hysteria, but scientists are finding industrial plasticisers such as phthalates in urine, preservatives known as parabens in breast-tumour tissue, and antibacterials such as Triclosan and fragrance chemicals like the hormone-disrupting musk xylene in human breast milk. Medical research is proving that fragrances can trigger asthma; that the detergents in shampoos can damage eye tissue; and that hair-dye chemicals can cause bladder cancer and lymphoma. An even greater number of substances in personal care products are suspected to present potential risks to human health from this known effect on animals.

The discussion regarding the unknown consequences of the "cocktail effect" made me think of "The Incredible Shrinking Woman" where exposure to Galaxy Glue on top of shampoo, laundry detergent, orange juice, etc. makes Lily Tomlin shrink to miniature proportions.

Say, maybe they could market it for weight loss!

Seriously though, this is a perfect example of the problems that can be caused by a lack of animal testing! As horrible as animal testing can be, is it really worse than not testing at all? Or testing on people, who will almost exclusively be poor people participating for the money? *shrug* It's a difficult problem.

Oh, and this month is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, but even though it's not typically a problem getting men to be breast aware, they may be looking in the wrong places!

The cancer fund's Amanda Mullins says while men make up a very small percentage of new patients each year, they have to understand that it can happen to them. "Breast cancer can occur in men as well, men at any age can develop breast cancer... So male breast cancer makes up less than 1 per cent of all cases of breast cancer, but we still very much encourage men to be breast aware."


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Hey, want to talk about stuff with Christiana?
Check this out, I found a site that has provided me with a free phone number where you can call and leave me messages. Then the service emails me a .wav file of the message!

This is perfect for anyone who may want to leave an audio comment for my podcasts. Just call 206-202-3280, and leave a message just like any answering machine or voicemail system.

If you call and leave me messages, I can play them on my podcast. So give me feedback! Whether it's on the blog or the podcast, or just some random thing you'd like me to talk about, let me know!

That number again is: 206-202-3280

I'll be waiting to hear from you!

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A pair of fun links
First up, we've got a 3-variable quiz on what kind of sense of humor you have. (Link from Jeremy Tolbert)



Dean's World has got a really cool optical illusion.

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Podcast #11 Notes
A non-TV related podcast for once.

First off, I play a song called "Replaced by Robots" by Lejeune from Podsafeaudio.com.

Then I get into philosophical territory with some musings on the subject of free will.

I talk a little about my lack of productivity this weekend and marvel for a moment at the beauty of nature.

I also discuss a neat website that has some TV show and cartoon-based sheet music.

Then I discuss my NaNoWriMo project, followed by some discussion of other podcasts I listen to, as well as podcasting in general.

Mentioned Podcasts:
Dawn & Drew Show
Soccergirl, Incorporated (Site is not work-safe)
JoAnne and Stacy Show
I Should Be Writing
NPR
Naked Scientists
Ockham's Razor
Geek News Central
Ebert & Roeper
Mental-Escher.net
Tiki Bar TV

Then I spend some time talking about the difference between characters that you enjoy and characters that you love.

At last, a postscript about our want-it-now culture.

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Podcast #10: Episode 6 of Survivor

Download the mp3 file, or subscribe to the RSS feed!

Okay, so the Survivor podcast is up now. We were thrown off our routine a little this week but we've still got a good show I think.

I play a little clip from a CBS podcast where Dana Greenlee interviews Jeff Probst, and he discusses his feelings about bunnies.

Then Mike and I have an abbreviated conversation about this week's episode, followed by my solo discourse on the revelations in this week's Survivor Live episode, and a discussion of all the feedback comments I've gotten so far. (Meaning, the one comment left by John Howard) Hey! Everyone, leave comments and stuff and I'll talk about them on the show! You'll be famous... kinda...

Good stuff!

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Episode 6 of Survivor: Guatemala!

Okay, so the podcast won't be up until this weekend, but that doesn't mean we can't still talk about it here! In fact, Mike and I will even be able to discuss your comments in the podcast, as well as including discussion of Survivor Live from the CBS.com site.

So, I was very sorry to see Brian go, but it was as I predicted. Brian did a great job, but playing the strategy game as aggressively as he did just attracted attention to himself.

Of course, I think that the problem on that tribe was that there really weren't any weak links remaining, so I don't think Brian would have gone home if there had really been anyone else obvious. Amy's ankle is hurt, sure, but after coming back as spectacularly as she did in the challenge, there was no way they'd send her home for that. So Brian got the votes. I'm not happy about it, but I can't really blame any of the people who voted for him.

With Margaret, I think she gave up, which was a shame. So it was no surprise really that she went home. Even Cindy realized what was happening and wisely distanced herself. But even given that, I was really glad to see Margaret standing up to Judd, purely because it was another perfect opportunity to let Judd act like a total crazy person.

Seriously, I hope he sticks around as long as possible, because he's great fun to watch when he goes into a complete meltdown at the tiniest suggestion of criticism. "No I don't think I'm a bad sportsmanship."

So, what did you all think?

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Podcast #9: Miscellaneous

Hey everyone, Podcast #9 is up. No, it's not the Survivor edition yet. That will come this weekend.

This one also has a little bit of technical trouble that I can't resolve from work but will fix by tonight.

Essentially, after the time and date at the beginning, there is supposed to be music. More specifically, piano music played by me. Unfortunately, my inexperience with the MIDI interface tripped me up so when I exported my audio to the .wav file, the music got lost, and I didn't realize it until after I'd uploaded the podcast. But I'll get it fixed by tonight.

If you just fast-forward through the minute or so of silence at the beginning, it does have content. I talk for a minute about the music that I thought would have just played, and then I review the movie Madagascar, which I just saw at the $1.50 theater.

I move on then to selections from the remainder of the conversation with Mike. We talk about last week's episodes of Supernatural, The Amazing Race, and Martha Stewart's Apprentice. (I'll try to get these up faster in the future.) Then we move on to things like ice skates, walking on crutches, guys and balls, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and Flatland. (Some explicit language)

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Double Trouble!

Okay, so looks like tonight is double-elimination night on Survivor: Guatemala! According to the previews, both tribes are going to tribal council.

I imagine they will be using a similar thing as in Palau where the tribe that wins the challenge will get to sit and watch the losing tribe's tribal council.

We kind of knew this was coming, because if you work out the number of "days" total spent on the island and the number of people remaining, there had to be at least one double-elimination episode.

But anyway, I think Yaxha is in for some angst tonight. Nakum has Margaret and Cindy in a minority who are probably the next two voted out from that tribe unless they pull off something really dramatic. But with Blake gone, who does Yaxha vote off next?

Looks like Amy goes down like a bowling pin in tonight's challenge, but no one knows whether that will produce an actual injury or not. She may be seen as one of the weaker members of the tribe, but then there's Brian. As much as I love him, I think he may have tipped his hand a little by playing the strategic game so aggressively. But then there's Brandon, the only one left who didn't vote for Blake, and of course Gary.

According to Blake's interview on Survivor Live, the fact that he IS an ex-quarterback and that he's lying is pretty much a given for all the ex-Nakum members, but even though they actually teased him about it, Gary continues to deny deny deny.

I can see why nobody would push too hard on it right now, because he's one of the stronger people on that team, and it would be counter-productive. But I want closure, dammit! If it just fades into a non-issue, I'm going to be really annoyed.

Anyway, just want to let everyone know that the Survivor Edition of the Podcast will be a little late this week, (probably Saturday), but there's no reason that we can't continue to talk about it in advance of the show tonight, and I'll have a place for comments tomorrow as well. In fact, since the show won't be recorded until later, we might even be able to include your comments, so don't be shy!

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Punkin Carvin!

Here's a neat little Flash-based instructional thingie on how to carve a really cool Jack-o-Lantern.

Carve a pumpkin!

Link snagged from Dave Barry's Blog

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Podcast #8: Lost and The Apprentice
Hey everyone!

Podcast #8 is live! Download the mp3 file or subscribe to the feed!

The intro music is "He's Lost" by Blood Ruby from podsafeaudio.com.

In the main podcast, Mike and I talk about the most recent episodes of Lost and The Apprentice.

With Lost, we discuss the cheap trick utilized by the preview editors with their deceptive footage of Jin speaking English, the slick reversal of expectation regarding Rose's husband Bernard, and how the exceptional acting made Hurley's backstory both original and touching.

With The Apprentice, we discuss Toral's sorry performance and I explain my conflicted feelings about the way she acted and the way she was treated by the other women. We both express our admiration for Rebecca, and our disdain for Clay.

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NaNoWriMo Novel Profile
Over at the NaNoWriMo Forums, they've been circulating a template for profiling your planned story. So since I'm planning to try my hand at a Young Adult novel, I chose that version and here it is...

Novel Title: Punctuated Equilibrium

Estimated length: Aiming for 50-60,000 words.
Your writing experience: A half-dozen short stories, one completed novel and two half-done. (One of the half-done ones is last year's NaNo.)

Young Adult - new genre? Or old favorite?: Mostly new. Some of what I've written straddles the line a little.
Other genres of your novel: Science Fiction
Gonna publish?: Gonna try!
Cliches/archetypes you're including (not necessarily a bad thing!): Coming of age, Trying to make peace between uncooperative opponents, Nature vs. Technology.
Cliches/archetypes you're avoiding: Black and white morality, Nature=Good/Technology=Bad.
Theme(s)/Issue(s) discussed: Genetic engineering, war, forming your own opinions, the importance of balance and open minds.
What we (the readers) will learn: Balance is important but an obsession with it can be very destructive. Learning that the world is more complicated than you thought can be hard, but it's still a good thing. Sometimes you need to stand up for what you believe in even if it makes you unpopular.

Main character(s): Tenskwatawa "Tens"
Secondary characters: Older brother, quiet weird cousin, strong best friend (All still unnamed), Parents, village leader, Wasters
Protagonist(s): Tens, a 15-year-old boy who lives in a small village of people who have genetically engineered themselves to live in "perfect" balance with nature.
Antagonist(s): People on both sides of the conflict who are unwilling to let go of old hatred.

Setting: At the beginning, a small village in a rain-forest-style jungle.
Is the setting static or does it shift: Shifts to "Waste-lands" and Waster cities, and maybe a bit of outer space, I haven't decided yet.

Main Conflict: Nature vs. Technology, Tolerance vs. Hatred, War
Sub Conflicts: Sibling rivalry, overcoming insecurity, forming your own opinions and standing up for them. Agreeing with ends, but not means.
Obstacles in the journey: Overcoming old predjudices, long distances, trying to make an impossible compromise.
Expected resolution(s): Tens will become more self-confident. The two opposing sides will make the first steps toward peace and acceptance.

Summary of plot: Tens lives in a small village of people who have genetically engineered themselves to live in "perfect" balance with nature. He stumbles across some stranded "Wasters" who don't respect the environment. He's horrified by their attitudes, but more horrified by what the rest of his people do to them. To show him how bad the Wasters are and how they deserved it, he is sent along on the journey to return the non-biodegradable components of the Waster equipment, but on the journey, he starts to question the age-old fighting between the two groups. Can these two separated civilizations find a way to have peace?

Despite the weighty subject-matter, I'm also planning to try to include some humor, and I'm still obviously in the very early planning stages of this, but what do you all think?

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Double-take! Clint Eastwood to release two Iwo-Jima films

Now it seems to happen all the time that two movies about the same subject get released at nearly the same time, but this may be the first time that it happens intentionally.

Apparently, Clint Eastwood is making two different films about the WWII battle of Iwo-Jima, one from the American perspective and the other from the Japanese point of view. Then he will release the two films simultaneously.

Read about it here.

The two films show how that the battle, and the war in the Pacific presented a clash of cultures ... While Japanese officers believed that surrender was dishonor and that they had an obligation to die in defense of the island, the U.S. troops worked hard to stay alive, and died for their comrades in arms, the magazine said.

Even though I was decidedly underwhelmed... no that's too weak, I was thoroughly annoyed by Clint's last film, Million Dollar Baby, I do think he's a very talented director and this, I must say, is a really cool idea.

Here's hoping both films will be good!

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Podcast #7 Notes: The North Carolina State Fair!

All right, Podcast #7 is up, and in it, I go to the 2005 North Carolina State Fair with a couple of friends.

You can download the mp3 file here, or subscribe to the feed!

I've got a lot of great sound recordings, but I took pictures too. Check em out!


The midway, early Saturday morning.


Also the midway, early Saturday morning.


The Crazy Mouse.


The Hang-Glider.


The big Ferris Wheel.


A change of perspective.


Would you really care if one of those dots stopped moving?


The Enterprise, complete with 1960's throwback sci-fi art!


Regretting the Oreos.


Deep-fried heaven.


Lee and Rachel on the Orbiter.


A really cute kid that unfortunately didn't make the podcast cut. But she was cute, so here she is.


The Tomb of DOOM!!!! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!!


The Skeleton of DOOM!!!! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!!


The hole in my sleeve caused by the jagged piece of metal of DOOM!!!! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!!


Pig racing! This is the announcer.


Go piggies go!


And it's #24, Piggie Gordon by a snout!


My lovable misfit prize!


As if it weren't self-evident, it's Clyde Badger's Marqueting Booth!


The man himself. (And yes, I'm appropriately embarrassed that with all the pictures I took, I somehow didn't end up with one where he was looking at the camera.)


Going down to Cow-town, the cow's a friend to me! (For a million points, name that song!)


Eek! A spider!


The puppet-mistresses.


Lee's bitchin' airbrush tattoo.


A midway juggler, later in the day, on our way out.

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Podcast #6 (Survivor Episode 5!) is up!
Okay everybody, the newest Survivor podcast is up, so subscribe to the feed, or download the mp3!

Mike and I are both loving Brian this week for pulling off yet another upset, this one even more dramatic than saving Lydia was. Still, we're split over whether it was really in Danni and Bobby Jon's best interests to vote out Blake over Brian. I think Danni gave up a 4-3 sure thing for a 3-3 uncertainty, whereas Mike thinks that Danni now has an in for every player on her tribe.

We also both had to give Gary props for, if nothing else, not actively doing anything stupid this week.

We talk about Judd's near hysterical-defensiveness and insecurity and also Jaime's cutting problem.

So, what did everybody else think of this episode?

The intro music is "Divided Beliefs" by Tyson Emanuel from podsafeaudio.com.

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Upward, not Northward

"Behold yon miserable creature. That Point is a Being like ourselves, but confined to the non-dimensional Gulf. He is himself his own World, his own Universe; of any other than himself he can form no conception; he knows not Length, nor Breadth, nor Height, for he has had no experience of them; he has no cognizance even of the number Two; nor has he a thought of Plurality; for he is himself his One and All, being really Nothing. Yet mark his perfect self-contentment, and hence learn this lesson, that to be self-contented is to be vile and ignorant, and that to aspire is better than to be blindly and impotently happy."

-- The Sphere's description of a Point, from Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions, by Edwin A. Abbot

Read it! (File from Project Gutenberg)

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Countdown to NaNoWriMo!
Okay everyone, I'm a total geek for cutesy Internet stuff, so when I spotted a few of these over on the NaNoWriMo site, I just had to have one. Check it out!




It counts down for me! Which is good because I'm utterly incapable of otherwise knowing what day it is!

Anyway, I like it, and I'll use a similar one to report my wordcount once the actual competition starts.

I've decided that my story this year will be a YA science fiction story with genetically engineered humans who have returned to a sort of future primitive wilderness culture, and they are very antagonistic to the people who haven't also done so. The MC will be a teenage boy in the wilderness culture who starts to wonder who really started the fight between the two groups.

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To all of you who haven't seen Serenity yet...

Seriously, what's your deal? You're only depriving yourself needlessly.

Anyway, if you still need convincing, check this out!

You can watch the first 9 minutes of the film right here in glorious full-screen streaming video!

Or if you're like me and you've already seen it twice or more. You can just watch it again and swoon in the comfort of your own homes.

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  1. To all of you who haven't seen Serenity yet...
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Podcast #5 Notes

Okay everyone, Podcast #5 is up.

In it, I talk about a little near-miss I had in the car on Friday. Then I talk a little about some of the movies in theaters right now.

Then, Mike and I discuss non-Survivor TV shows, such as Martha Stewart's Apprentice, Lost, How I Met Your Mother, The Office, My Name is Earl, and The Amazing Race.

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One tiny step at a time: Stop-Motion Animation Double Feature
Movie Reviews: Corpse Bride, and Wallace and Gromit: Curse of the Were-Rabbit

I don't know if you are an animation lover like I am, but there's something charming about stop-motion animation. I can't quite put my finger on what it is, but the sometimes jerky, hand-posed movements of stop-motion characters just has a different feel to it, just as different as hand-drawn versus computer-animated. That is not to say that any one of these three styles is superior to any of the others, but all of them, when created by expert animators can provide their own special nuances.

Stop-motion, simply by the virtue of its extreme difficulty, is a little less common these days, so having two of them in theaters at the same time is such a treat that I decided to take them in as a double-feature. (Another fun bit of trivia; Helena Bonham-Carter is featured in both films, as the titular Corpse Bride, and as Lady Tottington, in Wallace and Gromit.)

First up: Corpse Bride






Next up: Wallace and Gromit: Curse of the Were-Rabbit





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Movie Review: A History of Violence



A History of Violence is the latest from David Cronenberg, who is probably best known for his gross-out sci-fi horror flicks like The Fly, The Dead Zone and Scanners. (eXistenZ is also very good.)

A History of Violence is a bit of a departure for him, in that it doesn't include any kind of fantastic or science-fiction elements. (His last film, Spider, didn't really either, but that involved a man with very little mental stability, thus allowing for plenty-o-weirdness.)

This time around, he's laid out a pretty mainstream story, which is not to say boring. For starters, it's got Viggo Mortensen, Ed Harris and William Hurt in it.

If that weren't enough already (it was for me), it's got a complex, sophisticated story about how violence, even when justified, has a way of propogating itself, turning a completely defensible act into a ever-worsening chain, where the lines between good and evil start to blur.

Viggo plays Tom Stall, family man and the owner of a small-town diner. When a pair of murderous robbers invade his diner one night, Tom has very little choice. Unless he does something, the robbers will kill everyone. So he does something.

Only thing is, he does it a little too well.

Next thing he knows, he is labeled a hero and his face is all over the television, attracting the attention of Carl Fogarty (Harris), a gangster from Philadelphia who is convinced that Tom isn't who he claims to be.

Things get progressively worse for Tom and his family, and I won't reveal any more about the plot, except to say that it really treats the situation in a fascinating way, revealing how sometimes even doing the "right thing" can lead you down the wrong path, and how violence, no matter how justified has consequences that are not easily forgotten.

In addition to the interesting script and story, there are some truly fantastic performances from the entire cast, but especially from Mortensen, Harris, and Hurt. Hurt doesn't show up until late in the film, but I hereby nominate him for a Best Supporting Actor Oscar anyway. He takes what could have been a stock character and adds enough quirkiness and complexity to make him instantly memorable.

A warning: this film doesn't contain the same level of gore and such that some of Cronenberg's films do, but if you've never seen one of his films before, you might not be expecting some of the effects here. When people are brutally killed, they don't die with neat little holes in their chests that trickle a pretty little stream of blood. The violence in this film reflects that.

Still, if you've got the stomach for it, I definitely recommend this film as a dark, psychological thriller with serious meditations on the nature of violence and its consequences.

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Now is the time for cake!

Speaking of funny videos, Jody over at PolySciFi has got some humdingers. Check 'em out!

I like the He-Man one in particular.

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NUMA NUMA LIVES!
I haven't posted anything about the Numa Numa Guy in several months, but to this day, a good chunk of my blog traffic still comes from people searching for Numa Numa-related material. First and foremost, the Numa Numa Guy himself.

According to my traffic statistics, people visiting my blog have watched that video more than 3350 times!

Anyway, Erika Stimac, one of my readers helpfully wrote in to inform me of a broken link and to give me a few updates!

Hi Christiana,
I found your site whilst looking for numa numa junk. I just got broadband & am catching up on the fads, so forgive me for being a beat behind.

First - that spoof bye Lower West Side Boyz (I prolly messed that up) was fantastic. I don't think the lip sync was a problem; my guess is that the file compression was making things look bad. I have a soft spot for boys that make me laugh, so even though they were mocking the "sexy sexy dance" of O-zone, they managed to come across attractive to me. I found it rather adorable actually1

Second - you have a link to the original O-zone video on your blog. Unfortunately, that link takes you nowhere now - no server or some odd thing. There is a flash version of the vid (I found this on http://www.blifaloo.com/info/numa_numa.php, to give credit its due). Here's the link to the flash site:
http://www.fobiopatel.com/dongles/movies/ozone.swf

And third, my brush w/ celebrity. Not sure if you'd want to promote this or not, depending on your feelings for O-zone. While trying to find out WTF this "Numa Numa" song was, and who were these Romanian guys (all I had found was the anime type illustrations of them, & got curious), I did a search for "Dan Balan", who is the lead/tall guy of the group. Well, he just started his own little space on Bebo.com - the direct link is:
http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=19514441

IMHO, Bebo is not the place to set up shop - its clientele are way too young. Hopefully he has a manager that will step in & set him straight. He also needs to learn how to talk the english more goodly before he posts huge monologues about himself, or at least have someone edit for style (the tone is weirdly arrogant). On a less critical note, I emailed Dan through this site to send him the link to that goofy Japanese kitty numa numa (I wasn't aware of how widespread it was). Amazingly, he emailed back. So, don't tell my DH that I had an exchange with the guy who wrote the world famous "numa numa" song! :D

That's about it - have a great weekend!

- Erika


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Podcast #4 (Survivor Episode 4) is up!

All right, I'm doing better. Putting up last week's Survivor podcast took me until 4:30AM. This week, I was in bed by 2:30AM! I'm improving!

Anyway, so in this podcast, Mike and I talk about Survivor: Guatemala, Episode 4.

We were both a little underwhelmed by the "big shock that has never happened before" that the previews implied was going to happen. Still, we both felt that the tribe shuffle was a good one and that it really kick-started the mental strategy part of the game.

We think that Judd has placed himself in a very precarious situation because the swing vote has never been a good place to be.

Cindy and Margaret are in big trouble, and they have pretty much only one shot, but we're not convinced that they'll be able to pull it off.

In similar trouble are Amy, Brian and Gary, who basically have very few alternatives now.

Frustrated with my lack of detail, then go ahead and listen to the podcast!

You can find the mp3 direct right here: Christiana Talks About Stuff #4 mp3

Or you can subscribe to the XML feed right here: Christiana Talks About Stuff Podcast Feed.

And as always, please feel free to comment here. What did you think of last night's episode. Have any predictions? Any suggestions or comments about the podcast? Let me know!

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Speaking of Evolution...

We've got natural selection in action tonight on Survivor.

The rumor mill (not to mention TV Guide) is saying tonight's episode has a tribe shuffle.

I'm glad to hear it, because it was looking pretty bad for Yaxah. I figured they were going to keep losing, despite their strategy of preserving the athletically strong folks.

Still, sounds as though this might not be a run-of-the-mill tribe switch-up, because the promos are going on and on about something that has "never happened before!" Along with lots of reaction shots of people looking surprised. So I'm thinking we'll get not just a normal shuffle, but something unusual.

What do you all think it will be?

One idea I think would be neat is if they are told simply to pick their own tribes. Not the one at a time school-yard type thing from Palau, but simply, "All right, everybody, figure out your own tribes and come back when you've got even groups. And since you have an odd number, the odd person out gets to go home."

Only downside to that I can think of is the possibility that they would just stick with the tribes they have now. I'm doubting that though. Stephanie at the very least sounds like she wants out, and Judd & Bobby John may want to get away from Margaret.

Still, that's rampant speculation. Who else has theories?

Got predictions about anything else? Will Amy's ankle be okay? Will Gary's top-secret cover come around and bite him? Will Blake be eaten by crocodiles?

Speak now!

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Are you seeking Truth, or just holding your ground?

One of the reasons that I usually try to stay out of controversial debates is because of how polarizing and vicious they get. Take a healthy debate focused on arriving at a solution, add confusion and emotional thinking, and soon you have an argument. Truth, or even compromise, becomes less important than proving the other guy wrong, just so you can sneer in their face. (I am not immune to this, by the way, but I know it, thus my usual decision to avoid engaging in the debates to begin with.)

There are a lot of things about our world that are so incredibly complex that it becomes essentially impossible for any one person to fully comprehend them. Whether we’re talking about economic policy or computer software or evolution or even our own minds. We all instinctively know that it’s impossible to know everything, even about any one single subject. Yet we argue anyway, and simply dismiss the information that we don’t have as trivial or irrelevant.

It’s human nature, I think, to categorize things. We like things to be settled. Decided. We like to take a mystery, explore it for a while and then reach a satisfactory answer. We make a little check mark by it on our mental list and then we don’t have to think about it anymore.

Generally speaking, this is not a bad thing. We encounter thousands of things on a daily basis where that tendency is extraordinarily useful. When my car’s gas gauge reads “E”, that means I need to fill it with gas again. I don’t have to sit there and figure out what the “E” means every time it happens. I “know”, based on past experience, what the E means and what I need to do about it. There are times when this experience could fail me, (for example, a broken gauge,) but it works often enough that it is a useful assumption.

Science is like that.

I love science. I love the intellectual challenge of exploring the meanings and workings of the world around us. Some people seem to feel that science and religion are incompatible, but I think they are more like oil and vinegar. They are different in character and cannot mix homogenously, but put them both on a sandwich or a salad, and they taste much better than either would taste separately.

For me, my study of science has only enhanced my love of God. Every new layer of complexity we uncover simply increases my awe at the amazing universe He created. Learning about God’s creation is, in a way, learning about the Creator.

I find great joy in that intersection. Feeling the delicious friction between our limited understandings of both God and the physical world, and seeking to increase both. Total knowledge is impossible here, but the pursuit of truth unites science and philosophy into two sides of the same coin. It irritates me to no end when people try to separate them completely, as though they have nothing to do with each other.

When we are seeking truth in a complex problem, we can get lost in a desert of confusion and doubt. Is it any wonder that we cling desperately to the first oasis that we come across? Even if there are things about our oasis that we find hard to accept, we stay there, because to leave means risking uncertainty again. We don’t want to keep wandering, so we begin to justify staying where we are.

Thus, anyone who comes by must be convinced to stay, because if they insist on leaving, that casts doubt on the rightness of our own choices.

Sometimes, in our desperation to reassure ourselves, we will begin to insist that our oasis is not just a good one, but that it’s the only one. We declare “Truth” and decide that our oasis is not just a resting point on a long journey, but that it is, in fact, the final destination. That we are no longer seeking, for we have found. We like thinking this, because it lets us stop looking. It lets us stop thinking. Why should we work so hard when it’s already decided? In addition, anyone who suggests otherwise must be punished, lest they throw the whole group into confusion again.

This is what happens to so many people when they engage in these debates. Whether it’s a political party, a scientific theory, or even whether Picard was better than Kirk. We are so desperate to settle the issue in our own minds that we dig in our heels and refuse to budge, even if it means defending things that you don’t necessarily agree with. How else can we explain the group-think that occurs so often in political debates. Why is it that democrats all have to be pro-choice and republicans all have to be pro-life? The answer, of course, is because a pro-life democrat or a pro-choice republican risks being ostracized and cast-out by their own party. You’re not allowed to agree on some things and not on others. The group demands conformity, and if you’re not with us, you’re against us.

The same thing happens in the evolution versus creation debate, which inspired this essay. The hardliners on each side have settled the issue in their own minds, and therefore anyone with an alternative theory becomes the enemy.

The Evolutionists begin defending their position so vehemently that evolution stops being a solid hypothesis based on scientific evidence and starts being a Fact that no one can question without being ridiculed. That is a betrayal of Science itself. The scientific method is all about asking questions and seeking the answers through careful observation. Declaring that the issue is settled and will never change is dogma, not science.

The Creationists, and some of the more extreme Intelligent Design folks, are no less guilty in this debate. It’s easier if the Bible is literally true. It means you can stop looking for Truth, because you can just put it on your bookshelf, as though all of God’s infinite wondrous creation can be contained in a single book.

Don’t get me wrong. I love the Bible. I think there is great Truth and much wisdom to be found there. One thing that I think is particularly helpful is how it illustrates mankind’s tendency to worship the wrong things. There’s a story in the Old Testament about a plague of poisonous snakes visited on the Israelites as a punishment for a lack of faith. God ordered the creation of a bronze snake and said that if anyone was bitten, they need only look at it and believe, and they would be healed. It was an act of devotion and faith. If you had faith, and obeyed God in this matter, God would heal you of the poison.

Only trouble was that people started worshipping the snake itself, as though it had power of its own. What had originally been a symbol of faith and devotion to God became corrupted, an idol, drawing worship away from God.

I’m not saying that Creationists are idolaters, worshipping the Bible instead of God, but I do think that some of them have taken steps in that direction. They base their beliefs only on the tangible; on the leather-bound pages that they can hold in their hands. When they do that, they have started down the road of holding the symbol above that which it represents. It’s easier to have faith in something you can see, but faith isn’t meant to be easy.

In their zeal, the extremists on both sides of the debate betray the very basis of their own positions.

The pursuit of Truth is not a race.

No one “wins”, no one “loses”. The other seekers are not your enemies, they are your comrades! Fellow humans, joining us in a journey that will not end in any human lifetime.

I do believe that there is a real Truth and that it is possible to look in the wrong places, and that when we see our comrades going in what we feel is the wrong direction, it is our duty to attempt to persuade them.

But the form of this attempt makes all the difference. When we debate, are we truly trying to guide another in the right direction, or are we just defending our own little patch of ground?

In complex debates, people can be wrong without being stupid or evil, and people can be right for the wrong reasons. It’s in our nature to want to reduce everything to a simple yes or no answer, but we get so caught up in whether it’s yes or no that soon, we can’t even hear the questions anymore.

When that happens, we might as well be animals, fighting for territory based on pure instinct. Reason, Truth, Faith, and Love are the casualties.

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Appearances Can Be Deceiving, or Augh! My mouth is on fire!

I bought a chicken wrap from the deli section of the company cafeteria today, and from the presence of a vaguely orange-colored sauce, I suspected that it was a "Buffalo" chicken wrap. That's what I wanted.

Me: Yum! I like buffalo chicken wraps.

So imagine my surprise after taking a great big bite. Yes, it was a buffalo chicken wrap, but it was EXTREMELY spicy!

Now, I'm not a spicy-wimp. I'm not hard-core or anything, but my preferred variety of salsa is Medium, and I can enjoy Hot on occasion, and very rarely run into something that is too hot for me.

This was too hot. Borderline inedible. Mouth still burning an hour later hot.

So why should you care? Well, it just got me thinking. Shouldn't something that spicy be labeled? I mean, I was able to get it down, but I would have enjoyed it more had it been a little more reasonable in its spiciness. I imagine that people who are less capsaicin-tolerant wouldn't have been able to eat it at all. For some people, it could have even made them sick.

So am I crazy to think that they should warn people that something is going to be so spicy? There was no label of any kind on the thing, and the wraps are not always the same kind, so pretty much the only way to know what's inside is to ask, or to just look and guess.

As a result, I'm just left to wonder how many people were shocked to find their tongues on fire today. Why would they make it that spicy and not label it? It's like a prank or something.

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Coming Soon: NaNoWriMo 2005!
Not in the know? I'm talking about National Novel Writing Month.



Every November, a bunch of crazy people get together and commit to write a 50,000 word novel in one month: November 1st to November 30th.

Last year, I was one of them.


It was a lot of work, but boy, it was a lot of fun too.

Last year, I wrote 50,000 words of a dark science-fiction novel.

At first, I was thinking that I would be using this as an opportunity to make some progress on one of my existing projects, but I discovered this on the site FAQ:

Do I have to start my novel from scratch on November 1?
Yes.

This sounds like a dumb, arbitrary rule, we know. But bringing a half-finished manuscript into NaNoWriMo all but guarantees a miserable month. You'll simply care about the characters and story too much to write with the gleeful, anything-goes approach that makes NaNoWriMo such a creative rush. Give yourself the gift of a clean slate, and you'll tap into realms of imagination and intuition that are out-of-reach when working on pre-existing manuscripts.


I'm persuaded. So this year, I'm thinking of trying something in a humorous young adult novel.

What's the story? Search me. I have no idea... yet.

But hey, I've got almost a whole month to get ready. No sweat!

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