Talking About Stuff, with Mike and Christiana

Sin City Roundup!


Well, one of the movies I've been eagerly anticipating is opening tomorrow at last: Sin City

So in honor of the premiere, I decided to spread some links around, hoping to get you as excited as I am.

First, here is the official site, where you can watch the trailers and play flash games and all sorts of cool stuff.

Here is an article from Wired about Robert Rodriguez, the director of the film, with some really interesting tidbits about how it all came together.

Here is a review of the movie from Harry Knowles at Aint-It-Cool-News. (Hint: He likes it!)

Here is Roger Ebert's review. (4 Stars!) You know it's an amazing film when it's got a cast like this one's got and he spends most of the review talking about the visuals!)

And just for fun, here's some pics of some upcoming action figures from the film! Marv, Yellow Bastard, Gail, and Manute.

Thanks to Z.O.N.E. for the pics.
I didn't even know I had a dark side...

I just watched one of the greatest things I have ever seen.

(well, recently anyway.)

I wasn't responsible for it, but I recently participated in a massive screw-up at work that could very well significantly delay three entire shipments of a product that hundreds of people have worked for months on, so I've been a little stressed out the last couple of days.

This has nothing to do with that, but it made me happy.



It's an M&M's Star Wars movie trailer, and it has to be one of the best marketing tie-ins EVER. It simultaneously makes me more excited about both a movie AND a product! Plus, it's AWESOME!

Plus, it promises something for tomorrow also, I'm not sure what it is. May just be the release date for the product, but I'll be checking back to find out!

Thanks to Jody over at PolySciFi

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At least they didn't raise the stamp prices again...

Nothing like the US Postal Service to really get the word out on your latest movie release...

Check out this post from Mike Meitin as he explains.
Star Wars: Clone Wars Cartoon

If you're not already aware of the Star Wars: Clone Wars "Micro-series" airing on Cartoon Network, you should really check it out. Last year, they had the first "Season" which featured 20 3-minute mini-episodes, done by "Powerpuff Girls" and "Samurai Jack" creator Genndy Tartakovsky.

You can see those episodes on DVD.

Now, Volume 2, featuring 5 12-minute episodes has been airing this week. You can catch up on them right here, or Cartoon Network will be rebroadcasting all five episodes in a row at 8PM tonight! (You don't need to have seen Volume 1 to follow Volume 2)

Make an effort to check them out on TV, because they are really pretty excellent. They take place Between Episode II and III, and tell the story of, you guessed it, the Clone Wars. They feature just about everything a Star Wars fan could want.
NBC's The Office Remake: The Verdict

"As for personal heroes, I'd have to say Bob Hope, Abraham Lincoln..., Bono... and probably God, would be the fourth one, because all those people have just done so much... for the world." — Steve Carrell as Michael Scott in "The Office"

Well, after seeing the pilot, I think that The Office remake is pretty good. I laughed out loud a number of times, and I think that there is a lot of potential.

The pilot used an only-slightly modified version of the original series script, and I think it held up and adapted pretty well. I'm looking forward to seeing how they handle writing their own scripts from scratch, but I'm pretty pleased with the cast so far too.

It's important to note for people who aren't familiar with the original series that the style of humor in this show is very much an "uncomfortable" vibe. The kind of humor generated when someone tells a joke and everyone laughs, then someone else, desperate to get in on the fun, tells a horribly offensive joke, only belatedly realizing how inappropriate it is, and everyone just stares at them, horrified. Hmm, that actually doesn't sound that funny, described that way, but it works better in context.

It remains to be seen how well it will appeal to the mainstream of television viewers, and that, of course, will be the determining factor as to how long it stays around, but so far as anyone cares what I think, I recommend checking it out.
A big thank you to people with too much time on their hands...

Because they do things like this:

Man recreates stills from "Dr. Strangelove" using office supplies.
Premeire of NBC's "The Office" remake tonight

I've written about NBC's The Office remake before, but tonight is the night. According to Herc over at Aint-it-Cool-News, it's NBC's best sitcom. Is it that good? I don't know, Scrubs is pretty damn good, but I'll be watching to find out.

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Intellectual Property Vs. Vader's Law
Over at This Blog is Full Of Crap, they've got an interesting post regarding the leaking of BBC's newest incarnation of Dr. Who. The post suggests that holding on to "content" with too tight a grip will only cause "more star systems to slip through your fingers."

It's pretty interesting, though I can't say I'm altogether in favor of abandoning the concept of intellectual property. As a wanna-be writer, I hope one day to earn some money for my work. If I finally manage to get something published, and then find out that someone is distributing it free on the Internet... Well, it's complicated. Because of course, someone who reads it online instead of buying the book is money out of my pocket. Then again, it's good publicity. Hmm...

Anyway, also on this subject, iTunes had a bit of an embarrassment today. This morning, they announce that they've closed a security hole. Then this evening, it's anounced that it's been reopened. Whoops. That's gotta suck.
PolySciFi Links

PolySciFi has got a great link roundup post up, with a lot of great stuff in it. (And I say that not just because it references me. Twice!)

In particular, I liked this parody trailer for Star Wars Episode III: A Lost Hope, and Revalations, a pretty damn impressive trailer for a Fan Flick coming in April.
Book Review: Hammered, By Elizabeth Bear



You can know the name of a bird in all the languages of the world, but when you're finished, you'll know absolutely nothing whatever about the bird... So let's look at the bird and see what it's doing — that's what counts. I learned very early the difference between knowing the name of something and knowing something.

--Richard Feynman, Physisist and Educator


In Hammered, Elizabeth Bear's semi-dystopian science-fiction novel, many characters try to name Jenny Casey: "Maker", "Master Warrant Officer", sister, lover, soldier, cyborg, medic. But what is she doing?

SPOILER NOTE: I didn't really think I was getting into spoiler territory, but I notice that Elizabeth Bear on her blog suggested that I had, so consider yourself warned!

Well, at the beginning, she's hiding from a painful past, using her combat training to patch up injured kids from the local gang. Her cybernetic implants and prosthetics are ancient by the current standards, causing her daily pain and getting worse. To Jenny, the pain and her extensive scars seem only fitting. She keeps her head down, unwilling to ask for help from the people who did this to her in the first place. Or did she really do it to herself?

But late one night, when the local ganglord, an imposing, but charismatic figure who goes by "Razorface", brings in an ODing kid. Par for the course, until she realizes that this is no normal OD. This kid is dying from an overdose of highly classified Canadian military battle drugs. She knows them on sight, as well she should. After all, she took quite a few herself back in the day. But where did this kid get them? And what does it have to do with the cop who recently got assassinated? Can it be a coincidence that Jenny's estranged sociopathic sister has been spotted in the area?

And all that is just the beginning...


Reminder: Survivor Palau is on Tonight, not Thursday!

Just thought everyone should know, because this is a fantastic season so far, with some great characters, and some incredible challenges, really aggressive and physical so far. I wouldn't want anybody to miss an episode accidentally.

The preview for tonight's episode states that the rules will change and both tribes will be going to tribal council.

Hard to say what that will mean without watching, but I suspect that it will be more complex than simply sending both tribes to vote someone off. Perhaps, each tribe has to choose someone, and then those two have to challenge one another one-on-one to see who leaves. Or it could be any number of different things.

If you haven't been watching, it's not too late! There's still time to get into the show before the second half kicks in and the show really starts getting good. The best part of the show is always when the cast has been whittled down a little and we can really start to get to know the people there. It's great TV!

So remember, Survivor: Palau on a special night tonight at 8:00 on CBS.
Unsolicited Advice of the Week...

So, Britney Spears has some ideas for poor old Michael Jackson. According to This Is London, the ex-virgin popstar, interviewed in US magazine had a few suggestions for the troubled singer.

She told the magazine, "If he did those things, I feel sorry for him. I feel like he probably feels alone, and he needs some help.

"He needs someone to be like, 'OK, let's buck you up, let's give you a moustache, let's rough you up, let's go to a bar, let's get drunk and be a man.'

"And if he didn't do those things, I feel sorry for him. Either way, he needs to get in a fight."

Thanks, Britney, I'm sure he'll take that in mind.
Spamalot!
Had you heard about this?


A Broadway musical has been produced, "lovingly" ripping off Monty Python and the Holy Grail. (Note, no plagiarism here, the play is written by Eric Idle)

This news is not actually brand new, but I've been informed by a friend, who heard about it for the first time yesterday, that I have been lapse in spreading the news.

"Why didn't you tell me about it?" she says.
"Because it wasn't new to me. I heard about it a year and a half ago."
"So why didn't you tell me about it back then?"
"Because it was a year and a half away!"
"Still."
"It's not even playing here!"
And so on.

Anyway, she reminded me to be excited about it, (Thanks, Lee!) so here's the official site: Monty Python's Spamalot!

Also, here's a CNN article about it:
And Now for a Show Completely Different...

And here's a weblog review of it (contains spoilers):
Review: Spamalot, at the Primary Vivid Weblog

And here, you can listen to a radio interview with Tim Curry, who stars as King Arthur: Tim Curry Tries On King Arthur's Mantle

And here is an interview with Eric Idle: Monty Python's Eric Idle
A couple funny bits...
I already mentioned the stuff on the new Office show from this week's Entertainment Weekly in my post below, but there were also a couple of other quick quips that I enjoyed.

The first, in this week's "What to Watch" feature, discusses "American Idol":

"Okay, I'll 'fess up: I haven't watched the past few weeks. I only like the awful singers in the beginning and the good ones in the end. Which makes me trashy and stuck-up."

Next up, "Stupid Questions with..." (which I normally don't like because it means waiting at least another week for Stephen King's column,) this week is asking Stupid Questions of Michael Bolton.
His answers aren't all that impressive, but I did enjoy that they actually asked him the following:


"You're referred to as a 'no-talent ass-clown' in Office Space. Is there a legitimate defense to this?"

Same Office, Different Country
"You don't have to be mad to work here, in fact we ask you to complete a medical questionnaire to ensure that you are not."Ricky Gervais as David Brent, in The Office

So, in case you were not aware, NBC has produced an American version of the popular British sitcom, "The Office."

I'm torn. On the one hand, remakes frequently suck. Remember Coupling? Whether you do or not doesn't really matter, because if you think about it, either way proves my point.

The original "The Office" is an odd bird. To say it walks a fine line is somewhat misleading, as it suggests that it is precisely between only two options. The Office walked a fine spiderweb.

A lot of it is very funny because it's true. A lot of it is not funny because it's true! Much like Office Space, it pokes fun at the cubicle life-style, but unlike that film, it also probes a little deeper, seeing some of the sadness and lonliness there, in addition to just the humor.

If you haven't seen it, both seasons and the holiday special are available on DVD. Because of the different way in which British sitcoms work, that means a total of 14 episodes, plus the two-part holiday special. I suspect you'll like a lot of it, and be squirming uncomfortably during other parts. However, I must stress that the Holiday Special wraps everything up in such an amazingly satisfying way that anyone who has been watching all the way along will find it very rewarding.

But the truth is that a large percentage of the US population has not and probably will not ever see the British version. Thus NBC's remake.

I hope it doesn't suck. Entertainment Weekly this week gives it a "B" and gives me some hope. Apparently the pilot uses a script taken from the original series, but all future episodes will use new scripts written just for this version. The same issue also has an interview with Ricky Gervais, the creator and star of the original version, as well as with Steve Carrell (of Daily Show fame,) who plays the boss role in the new version.

Ricky likes the new version, apparently, and asked if he's concerned about a remake of his show he says: "No, because I see it as a cover version. I did what I came to do. I have the DVD on my shelf. It's there forever. It would be rather like someone doing a David Bowie song, and David Bowie keeps turning up going, 'I wouldn't have put the triangle there. That was a saxophone solo on mine.' [The Office has] been overdubbed in about a hundred countries. I don't go around going, 'Oh, don't get him to talk like that! Why do you use a squeaky voice?'"

So while I doubt it can be as good as the original, it doesn't really have to be that good in order to be entertaining. Ricky makes a good point about song covers. Plus, one of the things about the original is that it's really only 15 or so episodes total, so the American version could really end up running longer and providing us with all sorts of new stuff.

Hard to say. All I can say now is that I'll be watching on Tuesday, when it premiers.
Battlestar Galactica
I'm not likely to be the first person to recommend the new Battlestar Galactica show to you, but I will be the latest. I never really saw the old show, but it has a reputation for being pretty cheesy. The new one is not cheesy; it is a hell of a good scifi show.

Great cast, good writing, good special effects. It's really intelligent science fiction combined with genuinely exciting action. Last night's episode, in particular, was especially good. They'll rebroadcast it a couple of times this week, so if you're not already watching it, make an effort to check it out and I doubt you'll be disappointed.
New Legend of Zelda Game Trailer!


Just spotted this up over at Gamespot.com. They've got a trailer for the new Legend of Zelda game coming for Gamecube!

Now, I've long been a big fan of the Zelda series, so I have high hopes for this one. The last one, Wind Waker, was a great game, but it disappointed some with its cartoony visuals.

This one looks much more serious. The graphics are certainly more realistic and Link in the game is considerably older. The game also seems to be darker in tone.

Check it out, it's pretty cool. You can stream the trailer in a tiny format as a guest, but if you register into Gamespot Basic, you can download a larger version.

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Star Wars Episode III Trailer Online Now!
They showed it on TV already, during the OC, of all things, but in case you missed it, Ain't-it-Cool-News pointed out that you can find it online now!

Click here for all sorts of trailery goodness!

You have to register for their forums, but it's not too complicated and it's worth it. The trailer is pretty damn awesome in my opinion, though of course, both the prequels had excellent trailers. So it may be that this one will be flawed as well, but I am optimistic.

After all, this episode will show the actual fall of Anakin, the rise of the Emperor, and the destruction of the Jedi Knights! This episode is the reason to make the prequels. Also, it's looking as though it will be rated PG-13 (all the others have been PG) which may indicate that the kiddie stuff won't be so prevalent. Anyway, check it out!
Movie Music Moments Meme
So, I've decided to try my hand and starting a brand new meme. It's probably not technically "brand new" as I'm sure people have tried it before, but if so, I haven't seen it, and so I managed to make it all up my own self.

Movie Music Moments Meme:

Your task is to create a list of your five favorite movie scenes where music is either the focus of the scene or figures prominently, listing the movie name and a scene description, along with the song title and artist if you know them.

My list: (in no particular order)

1. The Full Monty: When "Hot Stuff" by Donna Summer starts playing over the radio in the unemployment office, they can't help dancing to it.

2. Shaun of the Dead: Beating the pub-owner zombie with pool cues to the time of "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen.

3. The Abyss: Director's Cut: 'One Night' towing the rig with her submersible and playing "Willin", by Linda Ronstadt over the intercom, everyone singing along.

4. Reservoir Dogs: Mr. Blonde, slicing off the cops ear to the sounds of "Stuck in the Middle with You", by Steeler's Wheel.

5. The Blues Brothers: Singing "Stand by Your Man" by Tammy Wynette, to appease the rowdy patrons of Bob's Country Bunker.

All right, now spread the joy! What are your favorite movie music moments?
EXTREEEEEEEEME!!!! (Loonatics edition)
Have you heard about the Loonatics yet? If not, click on the link, but shield your eyes first, because you are about to view one of the most mind-bogglingly awful character revamps ever! Here is just a sample:



This actually has been out for a while, but I'm posting about it now because Aint-It-Cool-News has got a story up about them, that is worth having a look at.

In particular note this selection, regarding problems that Warner Brothers may have with one of their character designs:

The issue gets even more painful for Warner, now that there also appears to be a 'Buzz Bunny' sex toy, which will obviously cause children around the world to encounter this vibrator on the internet, as soon as they start a search for Buzz Bunny.


Also, once you've had your look at the new EXTREEEEEEME!! Looney Tunes, make sure you check out the movie they mention. Here it is. Warning: Contains extremely funny obscenities!
Whoops! Mea Culpa, Oscar



I was just making arrangements to see Closer, one of the films on my Oscar spreadsheet that I did not manage to see before the Award Ceremony. While checking what percentage that would bring me to, I discovered an error in my Total Percentage algorithm. I had, unfortunately, calculated the percentage based on a total of 92 nominations, when in fact there are 98. That means that my actual total percentage at the time of the awards ceremony was only 89.8%, not 95.6%, as I had previously reported.

That's a little embarrassing. Oh well. I've updated the spreadsheet with the correct percentage and you can still find it under my profile pic.

I'm still planning to see all the movies I missed at my earliest opportunity. Closer is playing now, near me, and both Born Into Brothels and The Chorus will be playing near me soon. The others I'll have to continue to pursue.

I'm also toying with writing reviews for all the Oscar nominated films that I saw but have not yet reviewed. I'd then be able to say I have reviews up of all the 2005 Nominated feature films. Anybody have interest in that?


Video Game Violence


I've posted before about kids buying video games or music with mature content, but I just read this article about a Maryland House Panel considering a law banning the sale of such games to children.

Now, as I've said before, I think that many of these games are inappropriate for young children, but that I think it should be up to the parents to handle the issue. I don't feel strongly one way or the other about preventing kids from buying them, it seems we already have age restrictions on all sorts of other things, so I'm not sure why this would be inherently different.

However, one aspect of the article tweaked me a little. They go on and on with the same old argument that violent video games make kids more violent, but if you look at the numbers, that argument is kinda bogus.




Let me reiterate that I'm not a huge fan of kids playing games like Grand Theft Auto III, and I don't think that it's "good" for them. That said, I think that the argument that violent video games "have incited a wave of violence across the country" just doesn't hold any water.


Do you dare to decoupage? ... No, seriously!



When I saw this, I genuinely didn't know whether to roll my eyes or collapse into giggles. Tomorrow night, the Style Network is premiering a show called, and I kid you not...

Craft Corner Deathmatch

It's an Iron Chef - type show where people compete against each other to make pillows out of old sofa fabric, or to make brooches out of candy.

This is from the show's website:

It's Martha Stewart Living meets Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome when amateur crafters compete against each other, against the clock--and against the imposing Craft Lady of Steel. Armed with nothing more than hot-glue guns and a few basic materials, the contestants must swiftly assemble projects that are judged on beauty, creativity and utility. Host Jason Jones is the devious ringmaster, throwing twists into each challenge and riling up the bloodthirsty studio audience.

Here's an article about it from the New York Times
"Craft Corner Deathmatch" may seem like a blended-by-committee mixture of recent television trends - equal parts "Iron Chef," "Shabby Chic" and "American Idol" - but Mr. Taberski and Ms. Honig, former producers for "The Daily Show" on Comedy Central, said the idea came from a game in which they tried to imagine a show based on two elements so disparate that network executives in their right minds would run screaming. For example, they made a pilot for MTV called "X-tremely Old," in which a strike team of elderly women offered romantic advice and other life help to 20-somethings.

"Instead of trying to give them what they want, we try to do the opposite," Mr. Taberski said. "What doesn't go together? Crafts and gladiators. Old people and MTV. 'Hey MTV, why don't you put some old people on your network?' "

Ms. Honig added: "That poison and babies idea we had really hasn't gone anywhere yet."

Okay, I've decided. It's definitely the giggles.


Deadwood: Season 2



Just wanted to drop a really quick note to urge everyone to catch the new season of Deadwood, starting tomorrow night(Sunday) on HBO.

It's a fantastic western, with great characters, great writing, and a real sense of space. I could go on and on and on about it, though I won't just now. All I will say is this, and this is just about the highest compliment I can bestow:

It makes me want to write a western.

If you've got HBO, watch it.

Note also, that the first season is available on DVD.


Million Dollar Baby: A Masterpiece?



I know I said I wouldn't gripe anymore about Million Dollar Baby winning Best Picture, but I stumbled across an article today that just about perfectly summed up my problems with the film, and quite eloquently at that. Check it out here. — Warning: Contains Spoilers!

Mike Meitin also pointed me to another essay that looks at the film from a boxing perspective.