Talking About Stuff, with Mike and Christiana

Moving Website

Hey everybody!

If you've found this site, you're in the wrong place. Soon this website will be coming down.

So you should migrate over to http://www.christianaellis.com

That's where all the new stuff goes. This site will no longer be updated.

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She's alive!!!!

Well, it was a struggle and there were times when I didn't think I would make it. But despite a lot of pain and suffering and stress, I managed to survive almost two whole weeks without Internet access.

Oh, and the surgery went okay too.

Getting back up to speed...

Slowly.
So I leave for surgery tomorrow...

For anyone who didn't know about this already, I've got a surgery coming up on Monday, then I'll be recovering with family back in Colorado for a couple weeks. Without going into too much personal detail, it's major but not life-threatening. Also, it's something I've known I was going to need for a long time, and so actually getting it done will be more of a relief than anything else.

So, I don't want anyone to worry, but in case you don't see much activity from me for a little while, that's probably why.

I'll try to put up a quick post when I can to let everyone know I'm okay, but I'm not 100% sure when that will be, so don't panic or anything if you guys don't hear from me for a week or even a little more.

Anyway, just thought that I'd let y'all know what's going on. I'll be fine, so no worries now, okay?

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Hooray!!!
Finally! The locksmith arrives!

I've been unable to log in for a while now, so thus part of the lack of postiness. But fixed now, hooray!

Having to work late tonight, boo!

But finishing tests, hooray!

But missing podcast time with Mike, boo!

*sneezes from the dust*
Accidents and wondering what if?

I ran over a squirrel on the way to work this morning.

A complete accident of course. It was rainy so I was already going slower than usual and I saw it running across the road several seconds in advance, but it didn't continue across, hesitating instead just on my side of the center line. I had enough time to worry about what it would do and even attempted to steer around it, but presumably panicked, it did exactly the wrong thing and ran right under my driver-side wheels.

I definitely hit it. I could see it lying on the road in my rear-view mirror. And now all I can think about are things I could have done differently or morbid anthropomorphized visions of his squirrel family waiting for him to come home.

On a random impulse, I took a slightly different route to work today. Why? Well, I started to take the wrong exit, then realized I could go that way too, and I hadn't in a while, so why not? It's a nice little back road instead of the highway. But that's where I hit the squirrel. I'm thinking, if only I had just done what I usually do, that squirrel would still be alive. I wonder if I should have steered the other way. When it started to cross my lane right in front of me, I tried steering to the left, hoping that it would pass underneath, but it switched back. If I had tried steering to the right, maybe it would have dashed away safely.

I wonder if I should have done something afterwards. Should I have stopped? What if it wasn't dead but just mortally injured? What would I have done then. I have this image in my head of me standing on the side of the road in the rain, looking down at it's little body.

I know I'm being a little melodramatic. It was an accident, and I wasn't doing anything wrong. I was driving under the speed limit, I was paying attention, I tried to steer around it. There's no way I could have known that taking that road would be any kind of problem. These things happen every day, and though it's sad, there's not really anything that anyone can do about it.

But it is sad, and I'm sad. I'm not a vegan or anything, but I am the kind of person who uses humane mouse-traps and tries to catch spiders alive to put them outside. And I like squirrels. I remember my mom's frustration at the way our local squirrels would always find a way to get into her bird-feeder, no matter what she did. But secretly, I always cheered them on. I'd much rather watch them than birds anyway, and seeing them rise to the challenge every time made me happy. My softball team last year was the Squirrels. I didn't choose the name, but I loved it and defended it whenever anyone else made fun.

Well, there's not really anything to be done here. In the grand scheme of things, this is ultimately pretty small. But it was still upsetting, and as much as I know that the kind of thoughts I mentioned above aren't really helpful, I can't really help dwelling on them for a while anyway.

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Nina Kimberly the Merciless



Now, those of you who are regulars know about Nina Kimberly the Merciless, but you may not have gone over to listen to it yet.

Or, if you're new here, you may not even know about it.

If you're already a listener, thank you! If not, this post is designed to serve as either an introduction or a reminder. To sum it up briefly, Nina Kimberly the Merciless is my humorous fantasy novel, available as a free audio book online.

Check out these audio promos: (click to listen in your web browser or right-click and save them to your hard drive!)

Nina Teaser (21 seconds)
Preview: A Tour of Nina's World(5 minutes)
Nina Promo 1 (1 min 45 seconds)


I've chosen to put this audio-only version of my novel out there using a Creative Commons license in order to build an audience and hopefully, attract a publishing deal for this and future books.

So how do you listen to it? Easy! It's available as a podcast at both www.ninakimberly.com and Podiobooks.com. You do not need an iPod to listen! If you'd like a simple little tutorial on podcasts and how to listen to and/or subscribe to them, click below.




When you've gotten hooked on Nina, be sure to also check out King Francis IX's livejournal blog! Basically, the idiot king from my novel runs his own advice column where he bestows his unique perspective on those unfortunate enough to ask for his opinion.

And of course, if you have any questions at all! Just email me!

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I am shocked, shocked!
Snagged from a bunch of people...

You Should Be a Science Fiction Writer

Your ideas are very strange, and people often wonder what planet you're from.
And while you may have some problems being "normal," you'll have no problems writing sci-fi.
Whether it's epic films, important novels, or vivid comics...
Your own little universe could leave an important mark on the world!
What Type of Writer Should You Be?


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Look who stopped by to wish me a happy birthday!


It's Dancing Spiderman!

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Ooh, a birthday meme for my birthday!
Hee hee, Kevin Kibelstis did it yesterday, so I didn't just pull it out of nowhere.

Anyway, the meme is to put your birthday into Wikipedia and then list three events, two births and one death that occurred on that day.

My day is today, April 8th.

On this day in...

Events:

217 - Roman emperor Caracalla is assassinated (and succeeded) by his Praetorian Guard prefect, Marcus Opellius Macrinus.
Neat! Sounds like something from that TV Show, Rome! Oh wait...

1895 - The United States Supreme Court declared income tax to be unconstitutional in Pollock v. Farmers' Loan & Trust Co.
Excellent! *tears up W2's, but only in her head because of the 16th Ammendment of the Constitution overturning it.*

1974 - At the Atlanta-Fulton County Stadium, Hank Aaron breaks baseball great's Babe Ruth's record by hitting his 715th home run.
Not a huge baseball fan, but this one is certainly worth noting.

Births:

563 BC - Birth of Gautama Buddha, Indian religious leader
Yes, that Buddha. I always wondered why those monks gave me all those tests when I was little.

1892 - Birth of Mary Pickford, Canadian actress and studio founder
I learned a lot about her in High School because I was a big fan of Charlie Chaplin and they were good friends. She also married Douglas Fairbanks, and with those two was one of the founders of United Artists!

Okay, I know the meme only calls for two births, but there are two more I just gotta mention.


1947 - Birth of Tom DeLay, American politician
Yes, I share a birthday with "The Hammer"

And last, but not least...

1980 - Birth of Katee Sackhoff, American actress
None other than "Starbuck!"

Death:

Other than the aforementioned Emperor Caracalla...

1973 - Deatho of Pablo Picasso, Spanish artist (b. 1881)

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Nina Kimberly the Merciless Chapter 9!
Hey everybody!

Chapter 9 is now online at www.ninakimberly.com and will be coming soon to www.podiobooks.com!

In this chapter, Nina has to think quickly when Tyrnon rampages through the city square, pursued by glory-seeking knights. And where are William and Francis?

And if you haven't been listening, it's never too late to start with chapter 1! Just head on over to www.ninakimberly.com, subscribe to the feed, or head on over to www.podiobooks.com for a personalized feed that starts you right at the beginning and then delivers new chapters as often as you want! (Limited of course, by not causing the premature exhaustion-induced demise of the author.)

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Chapter 8 of Nina Kimberly the Merciless
Nina Kimberly Chapter 8 is now online at www.ninakimberly.com and coming this weekend to www.podiobooks.com!

If you haven't been listening along, it's not too late to hear Nina's adventures from the beginning! Just pick one of the above links and check out chapter 1 to hear how it all got started! Or even just check out the pickle page!

In chapter 8, the party is finally out of the woods... Um, that's literally, not figuratively. It's time to head into town, but Tyrnon's not going to be happy about staying behind, and is that an arena in the distance?

Also, check out The Poddog Show this weekend to hear an exclusive Nina-related skit!

Also, make sure you sign up for the Nina Kimberly mailing list, and you'll get access to the Subscriber's Only area of the website, where you can check out some of the preliminary artwork that will soon be the new cover!

Finally, remember to check out King Francis's Livejournal, and send your questions for "Ask Francis!" to askFrancisIX@gmail.com!

Finally, I just wanted to thank you all for listening! Without you guys listening, I'm just a tree falling in the forest with no one there to hear me. Thanks!

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Managing Multiple Projects

Mur Lafferty, over at I Should Be Writing, had an interesting podcast recently about how to manage multiple projects.

Now, I was interested in this subject right off the bat, because it's definitely something I've had (and still have) trouble with. Take my writing for example, I successfully finished my first novel, Nina Kimberly the Merciless, relatively easily. Which is not to say easily, but relatively so, compared to my subsequent projects.

Why is that? Well, it's not because I'm blocked. In fact, it's almost the opposite. With Nina, I had only the one idea that I was working on. The one project. So when I felt like writing, or wanted to do something creative, I knew what it should be. So I worked on Nina until I'd finished that first book, then the same for the first editing pass-through.

When the time came though to take on a new project, I've got too many! Right now, I have not one, not two, but three unfinished novels, and I'm intrigued and excited by all three! Not to mention my podcasts. The problem, however, is that I'm a writer that enjoys the result more than the process, and so the times that I really FEEL like writing are often fleeting. Unfortunately, with multiple projects, it suddenly makes it harder to get as deeply focused on one, because I'm always second-guessing which one I should work on. End result, I often give up without writing much on ANY of them. Definitely not what I want.

Anyway, in Mur's show, she mentioned a couple of strategies for juggling multiple projects. The first, is relatively simple, which is to break your tasks up into more manageable-sounding chunks. For example, instead of saying "Okay, I'm going to work on finishing Call It A Gift", I should say "I'm going to write 1000 words on Call It A Gift." Instead of saying, "I've got to finish the recording draft of Nina", I say "I've got to edit chapter 10."

Seems almost too simple to be effective, but hey, I'm going to give it a shot.

The other strategy she mentioned that I think I'm going to try is the "eat a frog" model. Namely, "If you eat a frog as soon as you wake up in the morning, everything else you do that day will seem pleasant and easy by comparison." In other words, you do the stuff that you don't want to do first, and then everything else seems fun. And not only that, but in my experience, lots of the things that we put off, (exercise, for example,) really aren't that bad if you just go ahead and do them instead of procrastinating forever and a day. For example, adding to one of my novels. I just need to make it a priority. Do it first, before the things that are extraneous. Odds are, I'll actually have fun doing it anyway, and plus, it'll get done!

Anyway, I just thought those were some interesting tips, and I'm going to try them out. I'll let you know how it goes.

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Thanks! ... I think...

No, this is a legitimate thanks, but it requires some explanation...

You see, I've been named an honorary "condom for the ears."

Lemme 'splain.

Eban Crawford does a great music podcast called Reaching for Lucidity. In it, he plays the best of the best of all the really great independent and "podsafe" music, themed based on the day of the week. Hard rock one day, mellow stuff the next, etc. 5 shows a week!

Anyway, you know those times when you hear a really awful, insipid song on the radio, and you just can't get it out of your head? Well, according to Eban, that is what is known as an STD, a Sonically Transmitted Disease. The cure is great independent music, but of course, the key is prevention! Thus, you need a "condum for your ears". Now Reaching for Lucidity is the original, but in today's show, he named me and my podcasts as an "honorary condum for the ears."

It's a good thing. ^_^

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A good weekend
So I'm sitting here, Sunday evening, and I'm feeling good about my life right now.

I mean, I'm not completely where I want to be, but I'm happy with my direction.

This is true on a number of fronts. For example my weight loss attempt. (Just put up a new ep of my vidcast 50 Pounds, 6 Months, by the way). Now, I've actually not been seeing a lot of progress for over a month now, so why am I feeling good about it? Well, because I realized that I'm doing the right things and that the REAL goal is developing a healthier lifestyle, which I've been doing, regardless of whether the number on the scale is changing as quickly as I would like.

Then there's work. I've been in a holding pattern for a while, and now it's broken and I can actually move forward. Good stuff.

Then there's Nina Kimberly the Merciless. The response so far has been awesome. Lots of really great feedback from people and numbers growing every day. By the way, anyone who wants to help me out with that, you can do so by adding me to your favorites at Podcast Pickle, voting for me at Podcast Alley, and reviewing me on iTunes and Podiobooks.com!

Plus, I've been trying to increase my presence on my Livejournal and MySpace pages, and that's been a lot of fun so far. Getting to interact with a lot of really cool people.

Probably the most fun right now was putting together a Livejournal blog page for King Francis, one of my Nina Kimberly characters.

Then, there was the Pickle party last night, where a whole bunch of awesome people, linked only by their love of podcasting got together in a chat room and a live audio stream for a virtual party. Much fun and talking and laughing and drinking was had by all.

This morning, I got plenty of sleep, but got up early enough to go help out in my church's Sunday school class for the 2 year olds. They were awfully cute.

I had a good taco salad for lunch, chatted with some cool people on Skype (my Skype is christianaellis), got some podcast stuff done, and now I'm sitting here just thinking, I like where I'm at right now. Not perfect, but moving in the right direction.

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Ego Filters and Self-Promotion
My God, it takes all the work out of googling yourself!

Just got an email on the mailing list for Podiobooks.com authors, and it contained some helpful little tools for self promotion / vanity searching!

The first: http://www.google.com/alerts

Essentially, you just go there (you may need a gmail sign-in), enter the search term you are interested in, and Google will email you whenever it finds new web content with your term in it!

So naturally, I signed up for both "Christiana Ellis" and "Nina Kimberly the Merciless". Since I only just signed up, I don't really have a good sense of how well it works yet, but heck if it isn't a cool idea.

You can do a similar thing at http://technorati.com/signup/
with "Watch List's" but I kinda knew about those already, just wasn't really using them effectively before.

In other news, I went ahead and recorded a new promo for Nina, (You can check it out right here: Nina Kimberly the Merciless promo!) and I'm really happy with how it turned out.

The numbers for it have been gradually building, and I tell you, watching the charts over at Podiobooks.com is a complete roller-coaster ride! Up-down-up-down!
"Whee / Eeek!"

So today, I think I'm going to try to go see "V for Vendetta", and I'll let you guys know how it goes.

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State of the Stuff

Jeez, just look at this place! Dust everywhere! You'd think I hadn't posted in a while or something.

Anyway, just thought I'd post here with a little update. Naturally, I've had a hard time for the last couple of weeks thinking of anything except Nina Kimberly the Merciless!

I should point out, by the way, that it's doing relatively well over on the Podiobooks.com charts already. Been on the Top 10 downloads of the day since it launched there, and as of this writing, it's number 5 on the Top Rated Podiobooks! (That is based, by the way on ratings given right here. *wink wink*) Of course, don't give me a rating if you haven't listened, and if you have, give me an honest one. But I'm aching for feedback here! I've gotten some great feedback already, by the way, but my heart is a bottomless hole, and I'm always hungry for more.

Anyway, I'm planning on releasing chapter 6 either tonight or tomorrow, and then over the weekend, I'm going to start adding some more extra content to ninakimberly.com.

Also, you all may have noticed no Survivor posts for a couple of weeks. Well, that's been part business and part laziness. I'll catch up, I promise!

On other fronts, last weekend was the second episode of Hey, want to watch a movie? in which Mike and I were joined by The Right Reverend Chumley from Cult of UHF and Shelly from Shelly's Podcast in watching Top Gun!

It was a rousing success in terms of how much fun it was. The number of downloads was a little disappointing so far, only based on the huge number there had been for the first episode. Hmm, not sure why.

Anyway, it was enough fun that I'm sure we'll do it again. Heck, it's worth it if nobody listens and we're just having fun watching movies!

I've also been trying to become a little more disciplined with my exercising and eating habits for the last week or so. I'll try to keep everyone posted on that, but right now, I'm fairly significantly behind where I want to be on my weight loss goals. BUT... that by no means should suggest that I'm giving up, or even that I do not remain optimistic. It just means I need to get back to work!

Speaking of work, I'm doing okay there too, but my current project is starting to come towards the end. Hopefully we'll get more stuff here in a timely fashion! Once again, however, I remain optimistic.

The last thing I want to mention is that I finally did some serious cleaning in my apartment over the weekend. I didn't finish, but I took a big chunk out of it, and though that may not seem like a big deal to any of you, it has made a big difference to me. I had let my place get pretty messy. So messy that I was really starting to feel bad about it, and now that I've made it much cleaner, I can already just tell a difference in how I feel when I'm sitting at home. I feel less stressed!

So of course, I take the stress that I was feeling about that, and turn it to something more productive, like thinking of any and every way that I can possibly spread the word about Nina Kimberly the Merciless! (Please, tell your friends, tell your enemies, tell everybody! Thanks!)

I'll try to post a little more regularly too.

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Nina Kimberly the Merciless
Hey everybody!

If you haven't noticed already, I've got a podio-book coming out soon. (Basically, that means that it is a self-produced audio book which will be available for free online in a podcast format.)

Nina Kimberly the Merciless

The podio-book itself will be launching in mid-March, but in the meantime, you can find the website at www.ninakimberly.com

Right now, there's only two things on that site, but both are suggestive of great things to come! You can find an audio teaser for the book, and you can also join the email mailing list to receive regular updates and behind-the-scenes info!

And what's more, in the weeks leading up to the offical launch, all mailing list subscribers will get access to a super-sneak preview of chapter 1, a week before anybody else gets it!

Head on over to www.ninakimberly.com to listen to the teaser and sign up now!

And please, blog this, post this, put it in your podcast! Do everything you can to help spread the word! The more the merrier!

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Highs and Lows

High: Home visiting family

Low: Navigating multiple homes and trying to give a "fair" amount of time to each parent.

High: Lots of time to relax

Low: Very poor internet connections

High: Playing with pets and baby nephews

Low: Waking up in the middle of the night because the cat wants the bedroom door to be open or one of the babies has thrown up.

High: Starting game night with $10.00 in quarters and ending with 28.25 and a French Franc.

Low: Having to stand out in the cold to carry on a conversation because half of my family are smokers.

High: Holiday vacation

Low: Going home in just two more days
Wow, craziness!

Hey everybody!

I'm currently surfing from the bottom of a 56Kbps hole since I'm visiting family in Colorado. I occasionally get a very low wireless signal from a neighbor with an unsecured network, but it's very inconsistent and flaky.

I've had awesome holidays so far, and I have a lot to talk about, but for right now, I just wanted to get a post up to let you all know that I'm totally fine, had a Merry Christmas and am currently operating with a very significant sleep deficit that was pre-existing, but has worsened due to some bizarre thing happening here in Colorado where I wake up at 8:30 in the morning regardless of what time I went to bed or what I did the night before or whether or not I have to get up early I mean seriously I can't really understand what's going on it's been four mornings in a row now and it's just Bam! 8:30 on the nose every time, I think my body is conspiring against me for some reason, but I can't for the life of me figure out what it's motives are, but it tends to make me write in run-on sentences.

hehe

Yeah, that's why I'll be posting more later. Have a happy holiday week, y'all!

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A Podcast Christmas Carol!
Hey everybody, big news!

I can't provide all the details just yet, but I've gotten involved in a really exciting project.

Over at the Podcast Pickle podcasting community, a number of people, including myself have decided to put together a radio-drama-style adaptation of "A Christmas Carol".

Check out the preliminary banner!

A Podcast Christmas Carol

And what is my involvement you may ask? Well, along with three other people, I'm writing it! This all came rather suddenly, but I'm really excited by the whole project so far.

We've got a lot of people getting involved with this thing and it's going to be really cool, so keep your eye out for future updates and we're going to get it out by Christmas!

More to come!

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