Talking About Stuff, with Mike and Christiana

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Hospital bans cooing at babies 'to protect their human rights'

She said: "We know people have good intentions and most people cannot resist cooing over new babies, but we need to respect the child. Cooing should be a thing of the past because these are little people with the same rights as you or me.

Apparently, there's even a sign, with a doll that says "What makes you think I want to be looked at?"

Yeah! After all, who likes people paying attention and showing affection? Exhibitionist freaks, that's who, and thank heaven for bureaucrats and their zero-tolerance policies. Without them, people might have to use their own judgement, and that could be a disaster.

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